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(WooOooOO I never expected people to like this as much as they did because I think its horribly written look at all my grammar mistakes …. And I have no idea why Hinata is with the Akatsuki…. She just is. Deal with it. Reminder, this story.. Has no plot whatsoever… So yeah its just Hinata's thoughts on the characters after Sasori and maybe the leader I will start on the rookie 9, anyone want me to start with someone special???)

Drabble 6

(Sasori… This one was so difficult.)

Dear Diary,

Deidara I thought was gay after he told me about Sasori, but Deidara is like 19 and Sasori is in his forties… I think.

That's just wrong in my opinion its like Urg Neji's father, Or Jiraiya-sama and me. Ack! The thought just made me gag.

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Though Sasori never talks to me he does help me with the cleaning, somehow each one seems to watch me do a certain chore, why the hell do I do this anyways? Its because the others are too lazy, not that I'm a maid or anything. (A/N I have no idea why she is there anyways.)

He quite nice though when I can't reach something to clean he gets it… Then just hands it to me so I can clean it. But he doesn't seem to be interested in conversations, like what can I ask him? This one actually looked normal!

Besides the fact he looks like Gaara, just without the raccoon eyes.

Maybe their related?

I shouldn't ask the man might kill me.

And that just wasn't on my to do list today I still had a lot of cleaning to do.

"Wow, Sasori you never help with anything. Do you like this one?" Kisame rolled in. Sasori didn't say anything which scared the crap out of me I never knew what the hell he is thinking. "And you havn't killed her yet either."

"Eh?" Man I'm CANADIAN!

"Oh its nothing Hinata he just usually kills the cleaning ladies."

"I am no cleaning lady! I help around because I couldn't stand to live in a crap load of dirty things! You dolphin!" I was just pissed off already I needed to explode on someone.

"WHAT! I am no dolphin!"

"Are too." Sasori joined in with his Monotoness.

"You shut up you…You… Awful person you!" That was the worst comeback I have ever heard.

"…" There was silence no one wanted to say anything Poor Kisame was getting insecure.

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I did discover one thing when I cleaned Sasori's room. He had a thing for garbles and guinea pigs. He also had one of those little puppet show stages!

"Sasori-sama, do you ever play with your Puppet show?" I asked while cleaning his gerbil cage.

"Hn." I had no idea what that meant but most of the male population seemed to use it.

"Uhh.. Is that a no?" I questioned.

"No…" He replied.

"Oh… Then you do play with it?" I asked.

He just merely nodded.

"Great! Do a show for me!" And with that I got to see his little puppet show and it was very amusing, though it seemed really out of character for him to make it about a princess and fairies.

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DINNER TIME!

WoooOooOoOo

This dinner was smashing! Apparently everyone was spying on us when the puppet show was going on. –sigh-

"Since when do you play with things?" Asked Kisame.

"Yeah, seriously Sasori I thought you were the normal one." Itachi said.

"There is nothing wrong with having a puppet show." I said.

"But its Sasori, I mean he killed his parents when he was like 5!" Deidara said, "And its normal for that person to make a puppet show about a princess?" He questioned, "But it was a wonderful show a great way to express you artistic abilities!"

"Indeed." Zetsu said.

"Shut up cherry blossom" Sasori said, "I was just so insecure about it, I never told anyone, no one would understand!" Okay apparently Sasori was on the verge of having a mental breakdown.

"Oh shut up!" The leader said throwing spaghetti on Sasori's head.

"…"

"FOOD FIGHT!" Zetsu shouted and everyone started throwing things.

"NoO! My Sasuke It will be okay!" I heard Itachi scream.

"NoO! My hair!" Deidara shouted.

"Stop it!" I heard Kisame saying I looked over Zetsu was trying to pull off his clothes

"I want to see your fin you dolphin!" He replied to Kisame.

I left the room in hopes someday these boys would grow into men…

-Signed Hinata

Okay dude I know this one sucked but Its because there isn't much to make fun of Sasori, He is a pretty normal person, Except for the fact he killed his parents and he is insane but what Akatsuki isn't insane?!