"soo mom, i can like kill my brother!" said sasake with a dreamy look on his face.
"yeah honey bunny its not THAT heard to make a new one" said sasake's mom.
oh mom please please PLEASE make a new one make looks like itachi! "said sasake with an angelic face.
then gives mom gay un-sasake-like face
"anythang fo you beh-beh!" said sasake's mumu
"right back at cha hobo-belleh thanks mama fatee" said sasake in is soopa hyphie mood
"youre welcome sugary boogery blossoms" said the mutha of sasake
"hey mom, can you make me a new brother right now?" said sasake
"yes dear, it will only take few moments" said mumu sasake
does "it" and comes back with something"
"here beh-beh, here's you're new NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW baby waby brutha" said sasake
sasake stares at the THING next to his mother
"mommy" cried sasake pathectically. "it doesn't like my good old brother itatchi!"
"no it doesn't dear, but its you're good NEW brother GAARA!" said sasakes mom
gaara glares at sasake's mom for calling him a baby waby then stares at sasake blankly
"who are you people? is this suppose be liek cancid camera's or something! kankuro come out or ill friggen murder you? said gaara
BACK WITH TAMARI AND KANKURO
"aren't you glad gaaras gone!" said kankuro
"yes behbeh" says lovingly tamari
they look at each other PASSIONATELY