1WoW Warsong Gulch Chronicles
Dirty Secrets and Powerful Chain Lightnings
John began guarding the Alliance flag by placing a hidden Ice Trap near it freezing anyone who got near it. He placed ammunition into his side pockets preparing ammo for his gun. Zero came back inside wondering something.
"John. I have a question," He asked.
"What is it this time?" John turned around.
"Do you think that maybe we should be getting the flag?:
"What? No you idiot! Were guarding it."
"I know but maybe we should...get another player," Zero oddly suggested.
"What? No besides were losing against a team of 4. Its bad enough for us to wait here and dwindle in this author's deranged mix of misfits," John replied.
"Author?"
"Never mind," The dwarf hid in the nearby small room to hide his self from the horde and Zero followed along. "What the hell get back to your post Zero."
"I know I'm just lonely," Zero started humming.
"Ughh this is gonna be a long match," John whined.
Davis rode his mount to the side of the base and dismissed it. He took the top floor of the Horde's base to infiltrate. It was alright to go by and Chilly and Belle followed along. They peeked at the Horde and all that was there is a Priest.
"Ok we can take them!" Davis valiantly jumped down and charged at the priest.
"Wait Davis wait!" Belle warned. All of a sudden Shamu popped out of hiding and shot a Chain Lightning Blast straight at the warrior. Davis quickly ducked down and Techa shielded her self and the lightning blasted off. It bounced straight at the ceiling where Belle and Chilly stood. It crumbled and fell to the ground.
"Oh crap," Shamu said.
"Thanks a lot Shamu! You fat ass whale named cow head!" Techa rudely said.
"Oh shut up...sob," Shamu started sobbing and ran to his corner and started crying. Davis knew that they were distracted so he ran for the flag.
"Oh no you don't!" Techa feared the three out of the base.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me!" Davis said. Vector and Yuki however entered the base and saw the flag that looked like it was un guarded.
"Wait this must be a trap," Vector halted Yuki's movement.
"BLARGH!!" Yuki incoherently screeched. It was hard to understand what he always said. Instead he summoned his Night Saber to check for traps. The Nightsaber was soon frozen solid.
"Just as I thought," Vector said glaring at the near by box room. He walked towards the room and found John looking at Night Elves Gone Wild videos on Chilly's gnomish T.V. Box.
"Aye get out of here!" John said hiding the screen.
"He is teaching me how to be a man," Zero told Vector as the undead rogue gasped dropping his daggers.
"Can I join?" Vector asked.
"Uhhh sure?" John said moving away from the T.V. and set up the video back.
"BLARGH!" Yuki shouted.
"Go away you damn troll," Vector put his hand in front of the troll's face. Yuki just ignored the flag and went back to the base to tell the others about the bad news. But Davis and his two fellow comrade's their invasion was a failed attempt.