WoW Warsong Gulch Chronicles

Oops I Summoned Again!

"Holy Shit! You actually captured a Horde member that easily while hiding in a room?" Davis loudly asked as he pointed his sword at Vector who was watching some naughty things on Chilly's T.V. John blasted the television with his rifle and sat on the other remaining videos.

"Uhh yeah me and Zero did it all by ourselves," John stated.

"What? You invited me over to watch-," Vector tried to continued until the dwarf smacked him on the back of the head knocking him unconscious.

"Hey that's my invention!" Chilly pointed out as he walked towards the broken creation and moaned.

"John did it!" Zero ratted on John. Belle sighed as she noticed the stupidity amongst her team.

"Boys will be boys," she said.

"Oh well at least we lessened their numbers a bit. Gotta give credit to John over here babysitting this undead here and knocking him out," Davis agreed.

"Yea I know it's even better then that time I got the babysitting job at the Stormwind Orphanage," John said going in to a flashback.

It was at the afternoon in Stormwind. John applied for a job to take care of the orphans and take them out for free lunch. Until things got a bit rough.

"Hey I want some Tingle's Ice Cream!" A random orphan shouted. All of them were all scattered like ants during a picnic lunch.

"Yea I wanna see the huge waterfall thing in the dwarven lands," another said.

"Alright calm down lads and lassies. Ok everyone is here okay? Now let's get going," John said as he noticed one of them being Chilly disguised as a kid. "Chilly what the hell are you doing here?"

"I'm an orphan named...Chilly err I mean Billy!" The gnome replied.

"You're a gnome man! You would need a better disguise then that. Besides I'm not giving you anything free."

"Oh come on! I mean look at that kid in the corner your bringing along! It's a fucking orc child for Pete's Sake!" The gnome jumped in anger.

"Daddy where are you!?" The orcish child in the corner stood frightened.

"Watch your language! We got kids here and were in the Cathedral district. You know how priest feel when you ruin their so called religion and stuff," John replied marching out of the door. Outside two priests were chatting.

"Can you believe that!? Warriors can use freaking staves!" One of them said.

"I know! I mean paladins can't get married including priests and we have to follow all these god forgiven rules! Jesus Christ," the other answered back.

"I'm glad were ignoring the other players in search for healers. I mean those damn feral druids and gay ass holy spec paladins will ninja out on our cloth gear."

"Yeah I know! So you wanna go spend 24 hours farming on some mobs?"

"Heck yea. I'm shadow spec so ya we might finish a bit quicker." Now back to where our gang left off. An orc warlock appeared out of nowhere right in front of Techa, Shamu, and Yuki.

"Hey guys. I'm here to ummm do stuff! So do any of you guys need help?" He asked.

"Yes our friend is held captive in the Alliance base watching porno, our ceiling is broken, we need to get a flag, and we have a bitch ass troll," Shamu said.

"Well at least I didn't break the ceiling with a super powerful chain lightning," Techa replied. "Anyways can you summon our friend back here?"

"Sure thing. Now everyone help me with the portal summon," The warlock opened up a dark vortex and the others helped raise their hands up to assist in bringing back Vector. Instead a murloc appeared and the guys gasped in silence. The murloc battle cried and pulled out it's spear and started poking Yuki. Yuki pulled out his pole-arm and spin slashed the murloc to death. "Oh crap hold up lets do this again," The orc conjured up another portal and a naked night elf with long hair appeared.

"Oh momma!" Shamu jumped in joy as he stared at her. The night elf seduced the tauren shaman and started getting closer. Techa looked at Shamu's off topic position in trying to save their friend. She smited the night elf with a holy spell and the elf fell to the ground.

"Hey what was that for?"

"For you not paying attention to our duty man!"

"Ahhh you the troll has a crush on you," the orc said grinning.

"Get back to work!" The two said in unison. The orc again opened up another portal but instead he summoned an Scourge zombie.

"Vector?" Shamu pulled out his mace and shield and got closer to the Scourge laying face down on the floor. The Scourge slowly turned it's head around and scoured at the shaman with great distaste. "SON OF A BITCH!" Shamu jumped back scared. Techa quickly casted a smite spell on the zombie and it burnt to black ashes.

"Where the hell do you learn to summon? And what's your name?" Techa asked.

"Oh my name is Jak Thar the Third. But mostly Jak! And I got a warlock degree in the Ogrimmar Emo Den of Dark Magic," he replied. Techa slapped the warlock so hard that the orc fell down on the floor like a huge tree being chopped off from a chainsaw.

"YOU BETTER HURRY UP JAK! YOU DON'T WANNA JAK UP YOUR SUMMONS GOT IT!?" Techa screamed.

"Jeeze you don't have to scream," Shamu added.

"Yah!" Yuki to allied with Shamu. The troll priest turned around and started having a dark red glow in her eyes.

"DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN TO WIN A WSG MATCH! IT'S BEEN FUCKING 3 MONTHS SINCE I'VE WON! I WANT A FUCKING GOOD GAME WITHOUT EACH SIDE HONOR KILLING EACH OTHER OUT THEIR. IM SO SICK OF 'SHAMANS ARE OVERPOWERED' OR 'PALADIN SHIELDS ARE CHEAP' CAN'T YOU EVEN USE YOUR OWN SKILLS TO ASSIST IN COMBAT! I MEAN LOOK AT THAT PALADIN ON THE TOP OF THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOF RIGHT NOW. HE'S BEEN SPYING ON US WHILE HOLDING A GNOMISH VIDEO CAMERA RECORDING OUR EVERY MOVE!" Techa explained with great anger. Then everyone noticed Zero on the top roof escaping.

"He's escaping!" Shamu started shooting an instant Earth Shock which made the roof collapse and Zero drop the camera. Zero quickly picked up the camera and shielded his self to escape. Techa looked at Shamu disappointed.

"GREAT WE HAVE NO MORE CEILINGS ALL THANKS TO YOU!"

"Ok I stop," The tauren shaman shivered in fear.

TO BE CONTINUED!Please review.