WoW Warsong Gulch Chronicles

"Ugh where the hell am I?" Zode asked himself as he woke up from his knocked out state. He felt his hand tied up and his body tightened. Vector heard Zode woke up and asked himself They have got to be fucking cheapos if they can't afford another rope to tie this so called ninja master by himself he thought.

"Guys look he woke up!" Zero called the others.

"It's about time," John said as he walked in.

"Hey where's my katana, shurikens, and my bombs?" Zode asked as he looked up.

"Hah! We sold it!" John claimed. "Now Vector lets try to make you talk. What are these smoke bombs doing in your box?"

"For the last time that isn't my box! Plus those are Zode's smoke bombs not mine." Vector stated.

"Hey you said you sold mine!"

"I thought they were bubble gum," Zero burped a gas of smoke and patted his stomach.

"You idiot your suppose to chew gum not swallow it," John commented.

Jak and Shamu however were having a nice little game of poker while Techa tried fixing the roof. She tried to put them together like a puzzle but knew it wouldn't hold enough.

"Ugh..guys do we even have the material to fix this? I mean come on man!" Techa asked.

"I don't know," Shamu said placing down a card.

"Maybe that gnome guy has some tools to fix the roof," Jak joined the conversation. "Hey maybe I can summon him over here."

"No we don't your pathetic attempt to try summon again," Shamu said as he placed down his cards.

"Ahh come on! Just one more try."

"Fine but this better works," The trio started to re-preform the summoning. However Zode and Vector were kinda busy.

"Say your lines," John said pointing his gun at Zode's head.

"But I don't want to."

"Say it!"

"Fine, Roar I'am the fire breathing black dragon ready to kill your mate."

"Quick comrades! Pull out your weapons and seize this crazed beast!" Davis acted.

"Ah save me," Belle weakly said as she did not want to be part of this role-playing.

"I pull out my mighty mace and swing it at the beast. 'YAY'" Zero read his script wrong. "Zero its yah! Not yay, plus your suppose to act out your line not read it," Davis said.

"Please tell me again why were acting this out?" Vector wondered.

"Because I wanna skip this part and go on to the sex scene with the princess and the brave warrior."

"Oh you horny bastard," Belle scowled.

"Sex scene! You just want to get laid by a freaking night elf. You freaking bastard do you even know her? Ugh I knew it all you humans are the same only-," Soon Zode and Vector disappeared without a trace.

"Hey where did they go," Chilly said standing in the position they were at.

"Boobs and Vagina in your minds!" Vector continued.

"Okay...What the hell are you talking about?" Shamu looked at him like an alien.

"I'm surrounded by perverts," Techa walked away.

"Hey it finally worked," Jak cheered.

"Gratz man," Shamu replied. Yuki released Zode and Vector from their tied up state and shook hands with the ninja master.

"Thank you," Zode bowed down.

"Ok so whose side are you on?" Shamu asked.

"It seems a war is breaking out. The Alliance are weak. They are busy role playing and not much defense around the base except a wandering paladin," Zode warned.

"Me and Zode can sneak in and take their flag," Vector sharpened his blade as soon as he arrived home.

"Well nothing bad can happen now," Techa came in holding her staff. An explosion was heard just outside the base and bits of lava fluttered the sky and fell on the group.

"What the hell?" Vector ran outside the base and saw the very Firelord Ragnaros staged in the middle of the field. "Oh god," Vector said touching his ghoulish chin.

"What happened? Whoa is that Ragnaros!" Shamu came out along with the others. Ragnaros searched the horizon and felt the very ground he landed on. Soon molten lava and cracks were growing under the ground and the god roared and swung his Sulfuron Hand of Ragnaros mace like King Kong.

"Great Dwarven Mines! Where the hell he came from?" John saw the Firelord through his scope attached to his rifle.

"God can't we ever have a normal game without plot holes filling the storyline," Davis set his foot atop the edge of the balcony.

"Ugh Davis! Stories aren't made out of lines. They are made out of letters and that is why we have books," Zero oddly criticized.

"Well what are we going to do now?" Chilly said while he looked through his telescope. The skies turned darker and started to storm.

"THE END OF WARSONG GULCH IS NEAR! THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY POWERFUL END GAME RAID BOSS WILL SOON ENGULF AZEROTH INTO DESPAIR!" Ragnaros roared.

Yuki spun around closing his ears as the noise of Ragnaros broke his ears. "Blargh!"

"There is no way we can defeat this villain by ourselves. We require the help of the other side," Zode proposed. Shamu got up on his kodo and started leading the group through the sideline.

"Zode's right were gonna need all the help we can get to bring this guy down," Shamu agreed. Upon arrival at the Alliance base Chilly spotted the group of Horde and thought they were invading.

"Incoming Horde!" Chilly summoned a hail of ice to shower on the group. The horde and Zode scattered and tried to dodge the gnome's icy fury.

"Wait hold up we on your side!" Techa screeched while casting a shield to surround her.

"I don't think so," John quickly fired his rifle straight at Vector. Vector dodged the blow and pulled out his crossbow and counterstrikes.

"Vector watch it! Were trying to negotiate with them!" Shamu shouted continuing to dodge whatever the Alliance threw at them.

"I can't help it if they won't listen to us."

"Deal with these guys in the front," Zode ran to the nearby stairs and shadow melded away.

"Ya ya ack!" Yuki pointed to Ragnaros slowly moving towards them.

"What now bro?" Techa turned around gasping at Ragnaros' sudden movement. "How the hell can he move?"

"TASTE THE FLAMES OF SULFURON!" A shot of huge flame flew at the Alliance base and left a huge blackened mark. The damage was so huge that the dent on the wall looked like a huge Chinese wok.

"Son of a bitch," Davis peaked his head out of the battle.

"Look let us in now were trying to help you!" Shamu casted a heal on Vector as he took the gunshot wound on the limb.

"Ok guys hold your fire," Davis halted the mage and hunter's projectile attacks. Zode then appeared behind the group.

"It's about time you guys stopped," Zode looked at his knuckles.

"How the hell he got in here?" John asked.

"I knew it he is a fairy. That is because they can faze through walls," Zero stated.

"Zero please quit it with the stupid ideas," Chilly yearned. The screen fades to black...

TO BE CONTINUED! Will Ragnaros reach their base and release utter chaos?

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