1WoW Warsong Gulch Chronicles
Upon arrival at the Alliance base the Horde settled down and rested. Shamu gazed across the room seeing both Alliance and Horde working together.
"Never knew I would have to work with you guys," Shamu said aloud.
"Don't get so happy about situation. Were only helping you guys out temporarily," Davis said pointing his trusty Quel Serrar at the tauren.
"So you hold a sword that was crafted with the blood and fire of Onyxia," Zode noticed his sword. Davis looked at the master ninja and nodded. Then rampant scorch noises were heard outside.
"We better hurry up man! I don't think this base can hold it much longer," Techa reminded.
"If I do remember correctly Ragnaros' weakness is water. Due to the fact that he is a Firelord an all," Shamu stated.
"How long did that take ya to come up with?" John said in a high tone.
"I know we should pee on Ragnarok," Zero came in holding his mace as if he was prepared to battle.
"It's Ragnaros. Plus I don't think peeing on a huge god would be such a great idea," Chilly corrected. Another strongly audible noise was heard again and this time it sounded as if more Sons of the Living Flame came charging in.
"Crap I don't think we have time to deal with these guys. Ok everyone split up and do your best to survive," Davis said running into the right hallway. Belle and Chilly followed along.
"Well that was smart," Vector came out of stealth after surveying the attack.
"Ok you, me, Yuki, and Techa head out. Were gonna fight with these guys till we die," Shamu valiantly roared. Soon the room became empty and all was left is Jak, Zero, and John. Including Zode was gone from the group.
"So how are you guys doing?" Jak kindly asked. "Name's Jak by the way."
"Your to friendly to be an orc," John said tightly gripping his rifle and hand axe on his side belt.
"Oh that's okay I was raised by blood elves and draeneis," the orc warlock said. The scene faded and another flashback commenced.
It was the midst era of the Burning Crusade. In a random tavern somewhere around the world were a female Blood Elf and a Draenei lived. Jak came up to his father Draenei and showed him a picture of the whole family including his sister.
"Aw that's nice dear," Jak's mother said passing by holding a sweeper.
"Ah I'm proud of my little mistake!" The Draenei said nodding his glasses.
"You mean my mistake," The blood elf corrected. Then a weird alien looking creature with whitish bluish pal skin with pointy ears walked in. "Oh wait that's my mistake right."
"Oh yea take her out of the picture," The Draenei ripped the very corner of the picture. The weird female creature ran upstairs and started crying. "Yea that's right you stay upstairs you overpowered good for nothing pally shammy mix!" Then the scene heads back to Jak, John, and Zero.
Three Sons of the Living Flame came in surrounding the trio. Jak called upon his Voidwalker to assist him in battle. John to called up a pet. His trusty gorilla.
"Oh snap I think I've soiled my self," Zero said holding up his heavy mace.
"Oh god right now!" John said firing away at the Sons. His Gorilla ran in throwing a series of slams and punches at the elemental. The Voidwalker cast a dark blow on the other Flaming Son followed up with Jak's Deadly Damage Over Time. After a couple of casting and bullet fire the Sons of Flame burst into nothingness. Zero on the other hand started to swing at Jak's Voidwalker and accidently killed it. "Zero you moron how is that a Son of the Living Flame?"
"Well it's shaped like one of em-,"
"It's dark purple!," John yelled.
"Well actually it's kinda pitch black with a hint of violet," Jak stated.
"Oh who cares ya little girly lassie we got a WSG Match to save," John casted Mark of the Cheetah and ran away at mach speed. Davis, Belle, and Chilly however were taking on the extra mobs outside the gate. Chilly used his frost bolts and area damage attacks to deal with them. Davis shield blocked the Sons' Fiery punches and slashed at them. Belle switched from Bear mode to her regular mode to ensure her allies were full at health. An elemental came right behind her and began it's attack. Belle turned around to see her end just until a katana burst through the Living Flame's chest. The enemy exploded and revealed a combat ready Zode in his stance. He regained his belongings and threw a barrage of shurikens at the incomings foes charging in on Chilly.
"Thanks!" Chilly encouraged.
"No problem," Zode quickly leaped into action and began slicing his way through Ragnaros' army. Shamu came cross the middle of the field and saw cracks of lava forming below his foot. Ragnaros soon got closer and more of his minions came marching in. Shamu quickly placed down an Earth, Fire, and a Frost totem and began to attack. Yuki summoned a Night Saber and began to take fire with his trusty bow. Vector leaped into invisibility. Shamu tanked on 3 of the enemies and started swinging his mace recklessly. An earth blast jumped through his hands and killed one of the flames. He swung his mace in a 180 degree killing the other Sons on his side. He took damage from the other Sons casting their pyro on his huge back. Techa performed her daily routine as a priest healing and buffing the group. Arrows were struck at the several incoming mobs and more were brought down as Vector shanked and backstab. Ragnaros got closer and started to grin with his molten mouth.
"THE FUN HAS YET TO BEGAN! MOLTEN GIANTS COME TO THE AIDE OF YOUR MASTER! GET RID OF THESE INSECTS!" The god roared.
"Ya ga ga ga!" Yuki jumped and started itching his head.
"What the hell is he saying?" The undead rogue asked as he got rid of the last of the Sons.
"He says we better run!" Techa said fleeing back to base. Shamu saw her escape and wondered why. Then an earthquake rumbled about and Two Giants crawled out of the cracks with lava flowing through their vein like cracks. Each step they took made the ground shake.
"You guys can run but it's not over for me!" Shamu exclaimed. He frost shocked one of the giants and began to run under one of their legs.
"Hey what are you trying to be? The next Cairn Bloodhoof or something?" Vector shouted as he chased down Shamu. Yuki began chanting random sayings and began to shot an arrow at the other giant gaining it's attention. Yuki casted a mark of the tiger on himself and began to run towards the Horde Base. Ragnaros noticed their futile attempt but instead ignored it and began to close in on the Alliance base.
"Ugh...I'll catch up with you guys one I resurrect my body at the graveyard!" Davis said dropping dead after a Son of the Living Flame's blow.
"Ughh bad time for him to die on us," Zode mention as he pointed to Ragnaros right in front of them. Unfortunately for Davis the spirit healer tried to warn him of the dangers of bringing him to life.
"Are you sure you want me to resurrect you? Cause-,"
"I don't care just rez me!" The warrior was brought to life but was surrounded by more elemental. "Oh you have got to be kidding me!" Then a shadowbolt brought down one of them down and a gun fire. Then Zero came in playing a Fire Resistance Aura to deal a less damage and more swing at the other enemies. Davis helped out by bringing the last ambushing Flames down.
"Quick Ragnaros is already at the base!" Davis got on his steed and ran to the others.
In a matter of time Ragnaros was confronted by the whole alliance team including Jak and Techa. Ragnaros raised his hands in the air and started to roar.
"FOOLS! I'M RAGNAROS THE FIRE LORD!" Ragnaros slammed Sulfuron onto the ground breaking the team apart. Belle jumped into panther form and was side by side with Davis ready to heal. Chilly began spamming Frost Attacks followed up with Arcane missles. John sent his pet and fired his rifle. Zero came up close and started swinging his heavy mace at Fire Lord's bottom. Jak sent his Voidwalker demon and started up with a couple of wand moves and Corruption spells. Ragnaros felt little and continued to burst flames and attack heavily.
Shamu, Vector and Yuki however managed to reach back to their own base and began to take cover inside.
"Well what's your plan?" Vector said with his back against the wall.
"Ok we have a working catapult here right?"
"Yes just near the graveyard."
"Ok you come with me. Yuki hold off the two giants," Yuki began to salute Shamu and started going outside. From here Yuki went in a circular pattern kiting the two giants until Shamu reached the catapult.
"Ok Vector get on the catapult and take these two totems with ya," Shamu commanded.
"But why?"
"I'm gonna launch you at the top of the giants' heads. Once their stick this totem on top of them and leap on to the other one. Once that is done jump off and I'll come in dealing the final blow!" Vector got up on the machinery and the shaman pulled the lever tossing the rogue into the air. The undead saw the view from their base at the alliance base. He fell on his knees right on top of the Molten Giant's head.
"Hasta La Vista! Whatever that means!" The totem was truck right onto Ragnaros' giant. Vector skipped over to the other giant and repeated the process. Shamu came down and got off his kodo and started casting a circular aura into his hands. He faced his hand straight at the giants and the totem's surged ice right into their lava veins. The giants began to shudder and break into pieces like an ancient tower.
"Woot!" Shamu did the Peanut Butter Jelly time dance was his congratulatory victory dance.
"Don't get excited we still have Ragnaros to deal with." By the time Vector, Shamu, and Yuki arrived at the aide of the Alliance's battle Ragnaros already weakend them. Davis arms began to felt numb and swollen as he parried and blocked Ragnaros' physical attacks. Ragnaros raise his left hand and shoot a flamethrower of torching hell at Chilly and Jak causing them to fall to death.
"We lost two men!" John shouted. As a final finishing move Ragnaros absorbed the heat around the area and pulsed it into Sulfuron his oversized mace. He than slammed it onto the ground summoning more cracks of spewing lava to hit the group. Everyone fell to the floor.
"IT'S OVER INSECTS! RAGNAROS WILL CLAIM YOUR TERRITORY AS HIS OWN!" Ragnaros maniacally laughed.
"God stop shouting in caps already it's hurting my ears," Davis complained. Then a shuriken flew into Ragnaros' eye. The god somehow ignored it but looked to the corner seeing the ninja master Zode stand atop an elven catapult. Then the Kingdom Hearts Simple & Clean jingle remix plays on the background.
"I won't let you hurt them Ragnaros! The night elves worked hard to achieve this base including the orcs on the other side. Plus these men are playing a game to capture the flag! I won't let you hurt my new friends not ever!" Zode explained.
"Your friends? But we only knew you for like one day," Shamu said.
"Yeah more like an assistance or an assasin-," Ragnaros blasted Vector with a huge lava meteor.
"BE QUIET!"
"Now it's time to finish this!" Zode kicked the level hurling himself towards Ragnaros. "IT'S OVER RAGNAROS BECAUSE I AM THE RANDOM NON-SPECIFIC HEROIC SUICIDAL HERO WHO KILLS HIMSELF INORDER TO SAVE RANDOM PEOPLE HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT WELL USUALLY SEEN IN ANIMES, JAPANESE RPGS, OR STUPID MOVIES!WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Zode was stuck inside the Firelord's stomach.
"Hah useless it would take more then a mere elf warrior wanna-be ninja to stop me," Then he noticed that he wasn't talking in caps. "What the why am I speaking normally like every...," A huge nuclear missle like cloud bursted open Ragnaros and Sulfuron dropped spinning in the air and dropping on the ground with it's head on the ground.
"How the hell did he do that?" John shoved the flying particles of mist and dust in his face.
"It was all in the catapults my friend," Shamu placed his hand on John's shoulder. The dwarf hunter smirked and aimed his rifle at the tauren's head. "Wait what are you doing?"
"ATTACK!" Davis charged in chasing the Horde back to their base.
"Hey wait can't we talk this out OUCH!" Jak screamed as Zero slammed his mace into his ass.
"But Davis told me candy would come out of you if I hit you!" Zero said. Now that Ragnaros' invasion is over will the Alliance be able to win or will the Horde? Wait next time on the next Warsong Gulch Chronicles!
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