WoW Warsong Gulch Chronicles
"Man I can't believe were still in battle against the Alliance! I mean come on let's just get their god damn flag already!" Shamu suggested. Yuki started to annoyingly hum while Vector listened to his Gnomish I-Pod. "I mean the Alliance don't have to deal with this annoyance."
"Ya ga ga ga too too too," Yuki screeched.
"And by this time someone should fucking stop!" Shamu got closer to Yuki making deep contact.
"Well I don't think that's true. Except that one paladin. He's plain stupid," Vector nod his head.
While the Alliance spent a little break of relaxation after the Ragnaros' Invasion. Davis and Belle however were getting their thing on in the square room near the flag.
"Oh!" Belle started moaning. Then a Dwarven Spy Tonk settled near the door and peaked through the room. The two loving couple didn't notice what Chilly was doing while he was controlling it upstairs.
"Wow this is great!" John commented.
"Heck yeah this is better then pay per view!" Chilly motioned the analog stick to get a closer view on Davis and Belle's affair.
"Hey guys guess what?" Zero came in holding a pig in his hand. It started to oink and snort.
"Not now Zero," John was to busy looking at the Gnomish television which was hooked up with the tonk. Zero went downstairs and came into Belle and Davis' room.
"Hey guys look at what I got!" Zero showed the pig right in front of the two interfering with their sex.
"What the fuck Zero!" Davis shouted.
"What the!?" John startled in confusion as he saw the paladin coming inside the room. The pig leaped off Zero's hand and started to jump on Belle and jump her.
"Ahh get it off!" Belle screamed.
"HOLY DWARF!" Chilly became excited.
A couple of minutes later...
"What were you guys doing?" Zero asked.
"Look Zero umm do you know when you see a girl and you get a crush on them. Then you get together date and then ummm," Davis tried to think.
"GIT R DUN!" John humped the air.
"Yea that's it! Ok next thing on my mind is burn that perverted gnome's video," Davis ran upstairs.
"No wait! Come on it's hard to find stuff like that," Chilly teleported upstairs.
Throughout time Vector wondered what ever happened to Zode. "Hey do you ever wondered what happen to Zode?" Vector questioned Shamu.
"No not really. Probably got resurrected at the Alliance Graveyard," The tauren began mixing herbs and creating potions. "Yo Jak pass the herbs on second left."
"Sure thing," Jak accidently grabbed the second one on his right. Shamu took the herb without looking at it and dropped it in the vial. The vial began to get hotter and started to bubble.
"What herb did you give me," Shamu started placing the vial on the table.
"Um is it that fiery flower you got from the mushroom kingdom place?"
"Oh god you know how long it took me to get that!" A cutaway scene begins! (Thanks Family Guy)
"Mama mia a fire flower!" Mario shouted after he jumped under the yellow block. He went up and encountered Shamu.
"Ughhh It's a me Bowser!" The shaman quickly said knowing his horns would fool him and swiped the fire flower.
"It's a no problem I can still kill Bowser!" Mario ran off to the castle.
"Hah Not so tough now without your damn Fire Flower to knock that axe at the corner huh!?" Bowser roared pulling a Bullet Bill Rocket Launcher.
"That fire flower would make things so fucking cheap," Mario grumbled.
Back to Shamu and Jak.
"Uh oh it's gonna explode!" Shamu and Jak ducked down and the vial bursted leaving reddish splatter all over the base.
"Well at least it didn't break another ceiling or something," Jak blissfully said. But then the ceiling Techa was standing on top of began to collapse after the effect of the explosion.
"GOD DAMN IT!" Techa roared as loud as Ragnaros.
"Weird was that Ragnaros?" John looked through his scope and scanned the field.
"I dunno," Chilly tried fixing his Dwarven Spy Tonk.
To be continued...