Explosions bursted from the ground as Zero dropped the following bombs Chilly ordered him to drop. Each drop made all of Dasch's men die into the air like rag dolls hit by a baseball bat.
"Fools bring these meddlers down from the sky!" Dasch ordered pointing his axe in the air.
"Sir our crossbows aren't accurate enough to even hit it. I mean come on sir chances of hitting that plane is really slim." One of the soldiers said.
"I want results! No excuses."
"Okay men rally in the crazy casters!" The soldier's voice was heard and his fellow men gathered near a chain steel box. They used their spears to break off the chains. Banging and absurd comments were heard in side the cage. The front hatch was finally open and out came three plain looking mages holding their staff like a deranged monkey that was high.
"GO ME KILL! RAK RAK RAK!" The undead magician shouted like a little boy ready to go on a roller coaster ride. The other two human and troll mage started to follow along with nonsensical shouting. The mages began casting together a series of Frostbolt causing to freeze the wing of the Gnomsih Bi-plane.
"Oh crap we've been hit!" Chilly screamed in terror.
"No were going up!" Zero said putting his hands on his forehead.
"No you freaking retard! It's down." The two jumped off and lead the plane crashing to the nearby mountain side covering the field. Zero casted a heavy shield to prevent damage from landing while Chilly casted a light feather spell to slow down his fall.
"Oh great were doomed," Vector said in denial.
"Don't worry guys I can summon up the most bad ass of all demons to help us! Just help me conjure up the summoning," Jak tried to remind the group.
"Oh like that's gonna work," Vector disagreed.
"Well it's our last choice," Belle slammed her hammer on to a nearby soldier. She felt the vibration as these soldiers wore middle classed smithed gear made out of the easiest of all mithrils.
"Here goes," Jak set up a portal and Vector and the druid focused their energy on it. A hamster appeared out of the portal with it's cute budding eyes.
"It's Hamtaro how cute!" Jak was amazed with his hands in a cute awing gesture.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me!" Vector was disappointed.
"Well it is kinda cute for a lil wittle hamster. Ain't you cute," One of the soldiers placed his spear on his back buckle and started pinching and feeling the hamster's cheeks. Vector looked at the soldier and flung a throwable dagger through the warrior's visor.
"Oh did you really have to kill him?"
"Just summon up another demon!" The orc began putting up another portal. But this time a yellow mouse came out of it sparking electricity through it's sin. "Pikachu you have got to be kidding me! Summon another!" Jak yet again placed another portal but this time summoned Casper the Friendly Ghost.
"Hi their guys," greeted the ghost shaking hands with Belle.
"Ok hold up guys this last one might work!" Jak gained darkness into his hands and summoned Curious George instead. This wasn't what he was looking for. "Alright little kiddies lets beat these fools." The warlock said in a high pitch tone making him sound like Michel Jackson.
"Dude that sounded gay," Vector commented. The monkey bounced in front of the soldiers following along him the other summons which were lined up perfectly. The soldier speared through the adorable critters except Casper who was well a ghost.
"Hah you can't hurt me I'm a ghost," Casper said putting his hand in his own stomach. Soon the nearby graveyard which was controlled by a Soul Sucking Staff took Casper's very life like a vacuum.
"Hurry Zero we gotta fight our way through these guys," The gnome busted out his Arcane Explosion taking out the warriors.
"Hey look it's a cow lets skin it," Zero noticed Shamu's body lying down. The paladin pulled out his skinning knife and starting peeling off the tauren's left arm's skin.
"Whoa what the fuck are you doing?" Techa screeched coming alive out of nowhere. Jak's trusty soul stone worked after all. The troll priest smited Zero's hand preventing him from skinning all of Shamu. Followed up by a resurrection Shamu woke up from a knocked out state.
"Ughh that was close just 1 second away from my certain doom to that soul conduit," Shamu got up and saw the battle going on at his base as crowds of warriors fought against their allies and one enemy. "Looks like were gonna have to be working together again."
"Let's just say were gonna find out where all these fellas are coming from," A voice said out of nowhere. It was Davis as he was holding his famed blade Quel Serrar and a soul conduit on the other.
"How did you do it?" Chilly was astonished.
"Easy let's just say my wits are to good enough for some crappy soul sucker," Davis said not providing not information on his escape.
"You are a magician," Zero came out of nowhere. "And Chilly is a warrior."
"Is something wrong with him?" Shamu marveled at Zero's stupidity.
"No he's just like that," Davis replied.
Upon arriving at the fight the undead rogue, druid, troll hunter Yuki, and the warlock worked together fighting off as much soldiers as possible. Vector ran out of energy and was to tired out of fatigue. Belle jumped out of her Bear form breathing for air. Jak fell to his knee's casting his last spell on the finally dead soldier.
"I was hoping it wouldn't take this long. Yet so sad that Alliance and Horde dying together. I must say you put quite a show when fighting Ragnaros. Now I must kill you my dear," Dasch removed his cloak revealing a dark brownish hair man with a tied up hair behind his neck. "You look to gorgeous to kill. But yet Beast must always kill Beauty and or rule it." The official fooled around with Belle circling around her and pointing his sword right on her neck. The night elf stared at the razor sharp sword of his. It was such of great value and fashion for such a common look alike general.
"You must be some kinda Magister or something," Belle started to sweating and grind her death in hopelessness.
"Why yes girl-," An earth shock suddenly struck the magister's chest. Dasch tried to move but his movement was sundered and made him move like a crippled zombie. "Ahh rid these insubordinate fools!"
"Think again Chilly, Techa, Shamu, and Zero go!" Davis sounded like a confident commander winning a war. Zero threw shield around Chilly and the gnome ran into Dasch's crowd bursting random Area of Effect damage slaughtering them like a lawnmower. Shamu placed totems around himself and Techa began throwing a shield around him the same as Zero preventing the soldier's spears and crossbows from hurting him. The shaman flung many random assortments of fire, earth and water spells at the soldiers. The tauren also swung his mace with great strength. Dasch was finally left along with his crazy mages.
"Hah I've still got the upper hand. Mages shower them with hell fire, arcane terror, and hailing ice of doom!" Dasch proposed. The three mages looked at each other and started to scratch in ignorance.
"Bleh!" One of the mages said and started to cannibalize the other two. Gore and Guts flew as the three ate each other to death.
"Damn," Vector gasped as he was chilled from his exasperation.
"Insolent fools! I've survived many battles all by my self. Since I am a Judge Magister of the High Court of Guilds serving Stormwind I make this battle in the terms of my rules," Dasch began to explain and swayed his axe onto the ground making an X-like shape. Purplish lines began to creak out of the X and powerful magic flew out of the X changing the whole scene. The whole scene looked like a court room. "Here is how the battle goes. First I'am the High Judge ruling. Now all of you must try to defend yourselves kinda like lawyers from the likes of my summoned demons."
"Hey what's the big deal with the red ring around my neck?" Shamu asked.
"Hey it's a cow bell," Zero added.
"It's not a fucking cow bell. And secondly he's a tauren," John said as he came out of nowhere right behind Davis.
"John! I thought you were caught and-," Davis was interrupted.
"Let's just say I faked my own death," John cleverly planned it all along.
"If your red ringed friend dies so do all of you! May the battle commence!" The judge's voice deepened as he stood atop a seat similar to that of a judge and struck his axe onto the high table. Imps appeared and started to cackle and throw random magic at Shamu. Techa healed him up with a throw of light sparkled on the tauren.
"If Shamu is dead then were all dead," Techa worried. Imps began jumping on the group like an obsessed video gaming crowd.
"Damn it there is to many of them for me to AoE!" Chilly shouted letting a hail of ice rain on the imps. Blades were clashing and spells flying as the imps tried to over control them through numbers. An imp slashed it's dirty claw at the back of Belle. Belle collapsed dropping out of her panther form. Davis turned around after taking down the imps he had aggro on.
"Belle," Davis rushed over to her and took out the imps that got in his way as he swung his blade like a tennis racket. The warrior picked up Belle and shook her shoulder seeing if their was any sign of life in her living body.
"Ugh...Davis," she weakly spoken.
"No one ever messes with my lover!" Davis dragged Quel Serrar on the ground and pulled out the soul conduit he destroyed. The dragon blood his blade was soaked in merged with the soul conduit minimal energy and began sparking a huge swirling tornado of Crimson Fire around Davis. Dark black wings popped out of the effect and Davis was unleashed with a Spirit similar looking to Onyxia glided into the air gusting wind at the imps.
"What the this can't be?" Dasch complained.
"He's a warlock!" Jak shouted.
"Wow a warrior summoning a dragon. That's better then you," Shamu told Jak as he tried dodging the attacking imps.
"Halt! You were able to use the soul conduit to your advantage. Impressive but I won't die in vain," Dasch leaped out of his seat and charged straight for Shamu pushing off the imps in his way.
"How the-," Shamu was interrupted and Dasch began unleashing a series of blows with his axe and sword.
"If your fellows plan on hurting me your death will be quicker then you expected Muwahahahahahahahahahahah," Dasch cackled. Davis' Onyxia landed on the ground bursting shots of flames taking out the demon in her way. Techa thought quickly and threw a shield around Shamu. The tauren sighed with please and Davis pointed his sword straight at Dasch. "No impossible! A shield that must mean-,"
"Your time is up bitch!" Onyxia opened her mouth revealing her huge fangs and a great ball of fire bursted straight at the magister.
"No you can't! Undying Guild will always prevail," Dasch said his final words and tried walking unpleasantly as he felt the scorching heat on his face. The magister swirled in dizziness and his face fell to the ground. Victory was bittersweet.
"Wow that was pretty sweet," John applauded Davis who dismounted off Onyxia and banished the dragon into his sword.
"Heck ya now let's head back to our Capture the Flag game," The court scene turned into a normal Warsong Gulch field. Yuki was seen holding the Alliance flag atop the Horde Base chanting nonsensical Trollish.
"What the-," John mouth dropped.
"YES FINALLY WE WON!" Techa picked up Chilly and hugged him with joy as it was double the victory.
"I feel like a plush doll," The gnome said hugging Techa. Soon the battle was over and a new adventure begins. The Alliance returned to Ironforge while The Horde returned to Ogrimmar. But things don't settle their my friend as more comes soon. REVIEW PLZ