Stormwind City, John's House 3:15 PM

"Ah finally you got that porno video we waited for...hic!" The drunken druid hiccuped.

"Aye lad took me a while to get their but I finally made it," John placed the bag of videos onto the floor. Most of his random friends were their crowding around the coach and his T.V.

"Oh boy can I watch?" Chilly the gnome mage came by.

"Heck no your to young for this lassie," The dwarf shoved Chilly away.

"YOUNG!? LASSIE!? Hey I may be short and all but-,"

"Suck it ya wuss no lil babies," a random person who was obviously drunk threw a beer bottle to the ground. A set of foot steps were heard.

"Hey guys whatcha doing? Are you guys playing video games?" Zero asked.

"No were not! Were ummm," John tried to hide the bag.

"Oh is that a pile of games lemme see!"

"No this is...," John pulled out a random cassette. "Gnomes N Ur Pants Gah!" The dwarf quickly placed it back in the bag.

"Oh boy is that a game? If so do you have Resident Evil 4?" Zero asked.

"No we don't have any-,"

"Oh do you have Dead Rising?" He interrupted.

"NO! I DON'T HAVE ANY GAMES THAT HAVE ZOMBIES IN IT! JUST GO TO THE PLAGUELANDS AND KILL SOME YOURSELF! BESIDES THAT WHAT A REAL PALADIN DO! NOW GET OUT!" John fiercely pushed the two outside.

"Oh come on!" Chilly shouted as the door locked in front of him. "Oh I'll show you!" The gnome pulled out an unlit dynamite and walked towards John's parked Ram.

"What are you doing?" Zero asked.

"Im gonna blow up his prized mount," Chilly walked towards the Ram and started placing a dynamite onto the satchel. He then casted a spark on his hands with some fire spells. All of a sudden a black human jacks the mount and rides off. Chilly takes a step back but John placed a rope at the bottom catching onto his foot.

"Damn their on my ass!" The human shouted as he looked at the far upper right of his screen revealing a one star.

"Ah what's going on," Chilly fell on to the back of the mount as the human raced the mount at mach speed. Two Stormwdin Soldiers rode by covering the sides.

"Give it up! Evacuate the Mount immediately," the soldier shouted with his microphone.

"FUCK!" The human accidently rode over a group walkking at the sidelines of the trade district. The upper right screen began to reveal 3 stars now.

"What the hell is this?" Chilly worried.

"Shoot some spells at them dawg!"

"Who the fuck are you?" Chilly flung a frost bolt at one guard's mount and froze him in place.

"The name is Tommy Johnson aka TJ," T.J. veered a left into the dwarf district. The star gauge quickly went to a 5 star as more soldiers were killed including citizens that were run over. One of the soldiers pulled out a shotgun and accidently fired at the dynamite hidden in the satchel. The fuse was lit and began to blow up sending John's ram into bits. The gauge was filled to 6 stars. "Shit," T.J. pulled out his musket as he jumped off the Ram with Chilly alongside him.

"Surrender now we have you surrounded," One of the guards shouted as Tonks, Gnomsih Planes and Stormwind Guards cornered the two.

"What the hell did you do?" The gnome whispered to T.J.

"I don't know I just banged a night elf chick, dumped her, bought a gun, shot some drug dealers, and took this box in my hand with me," T.J. replied.

"Now give it up," The guard came closer as if he was feeding something hostile.

"By bitch!" The musket fired and shoot the guard two feet away from thw two. The tonks were ready to fire their missles and Gnomsih Planes began cocking their turrets.

"Quick jump in!" Chilly pulled a portal leading to Darnassus. The two hoped into the vortex and were finally in a tranquil environment. T.J. gasped for air and looked at the gnome.

"Thanks man," he shook hands with him.

"You better give that box back to wherever you got it," Chilly reminded him. "Besides what's in it anyway?"

"I dunno. Let's find out," T.J. opened the box and found a soul conduit similar to the one in Warsong Gulch.

"Holy shit!"

"What is it special? Cuz if it is dawg I'm selling mine for cash you good wit that?"

"No that thing is dangerous! Put it back." Soon the soul conduit activated and the whisps and trent's spirit began to fly towards the soul conduit. The souls were screaming in horror as they tried to escape.

"Ok this is bad," Chilly began to worry as all the night elves herded around them.

"So I see you have what appears to be the Undying Guild's soul conduit. It amazes me to see how far such peasants can go so far with a heavily guarded object," A paladin in Judgement Robes holding a huge crimson darkish mace walked through the crowd with his voiced echoed and deepened. As if he was wearing a heavy plate armor on his head. "Swift for your steal and your skills of driving put you here in the hands of the Undying Guild's leading official. I am Judge Vergan! The time for the Undying Guild to bring Stormwind to high ground and rule as the best in military power is near. Soon King Anduinn will be dethroned and our true king Wrathius shall be our revolution. A fitting day for a true dynast king. Hark! Soon you two shall perish! Your time is nigh!" The paladin swung his mace at the two as they tried to dodge his reckless attacks. Chilly tripped to the floor and looked back which may soon be his demise. The face of the Paladin's mace. Will he die or will T.J. be in time to retaliate?