Kanoi: TURKEY DAY FIC!!! Gravi style, YEAH!
Shuichi: -pops up dressed as a Turkey- GOBBLE GOBBLE!
Yuki: I'm surrounded by morons…
Kanoi & Shu: YEP!
Kanoi: Short, silly little drabble fic for a Thanksgiving special. Also, a grand thank you to my beta reader FraisesPasteque. ENJOY!
Shuichi: Kanoi does not own Gravitation, gobble gobble!
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Yuki stared at the table, unable to move.
"What the hell is this?", the writer asked, voice completely monotone from shock.
He was referring, of course, to the shriveled up, charred turkey; the lumpy "mashed" potatoes that still contained parts of the skin; the bleeding honey ham; the cornless corncobs; and the somehow burned yams.
"Thanksgiving dinner, of course! But make sure to save room for dessert. I made a pumpkin pie from scratch!" ,announced Shuichi.
Yuki shuddered at the thought of what could have happened to the poor dessert at the hands of Shuichi.
"So Yuki, what are you thankful for this year?" Shuichi asked.
Yuki finally looked up from the table and into Shuichi's eyes.
He opened his mouth and said, "That Tohma and Mika invited us over for dinner."
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Kanoi: HAHA! Crack fics are SO great!
Shuichi: Yuki, my cooking isn't that bad is it?
Yuki: Uhhhhh….
Shuichi: YUKI!
Kanoi: Hehe, silly lovebirds. Anyway, I am well aware that Thanksgiving is not a Japanese holiday, but hey, fanfiction is fanfiction, ne?