A/N: Suu..my friends convinced me into making a new chapter, which I personally don't like as much as the first, but I shouldn't say that considering that then you won't read it, but if you liked the first one you might read it, kinda like a sequel to a good movie, you automatically know that the '2' at the end of the title is showing that it won't be as bad as the first, but you want to see it anyways, and ever so occasionally it really is better, but more often than not it isn't. But this chapter might be different, depending on what you enjoy reading and what you don't, just like movies, so in retrospect, I say that this chapter is neither better or worse than the last one, nor equal to, but just another chapter.

If you read all of that, then brownie points to you!

Yes...this is my new chapter, with a few references to the first, but I discovered that Kyo seemed a little ooc, so I made him hate some people! –Big grin–.

Hope ya enjoy!

Disclaimer: I wish I owned Fruits Basket, Hamtaro, Kirby, Yugioh, and Darth Vadar, for I'd be making lotsa monies, but alas, I do not.

Once upon a time there was a very happy place. This place was called 'Earth'. Everyone on Earth was all happy. Except for the emos. But they're different. (A/N: No offense to the emos, haha). Then, one day, everybody on Earth died, because Kyo and Shigure were angry. Why were they angry you ask? I don't know (A/N: And that's why you read the first chapter, haha). Then one day a magical pink unicorn came along and everyone came alive again. The end. (A/N: Wasn't that a nice story? Haha)

"Oh, I love you so much magical pink unicorn!" Tohru cried as she hugged the animal that granted them all their lives.

"I'm only happy that my true loves are alive!" Mumbled Kyo, "Everyone else can die."

"Egad!" Said Tohru.

"My true love is Hamtaro, because Kirby loves Hamtaro, but who's your true love again Kyo?" asked Yuki as he hugged hamtaro.

"TRISTA AND SARAH R WHOM I BOTH LOVE EQUALLY MORE OR LESS!!!!1111" Screamed Kyo. "But I hate eveyone else, specially Kirby."

"WHY DO YOU HATE MEEEE??!!!" Yuki cried.

"Eh, kid, you're not Kirby!" Hamtaro shouted and ran away from Yuki.

"Come back here Hamtaro, or I will be forced to act like the little pink vacuum I am and swallow you!"

"Uh, Yuki, You're not little. Or pink." Tohru started.

"Shut up you moron!" Shouted Yuki and slapped Tohru across her face and ran away to chase Hamtaro.

(A/N: She deserved that...ok, mebbe not...haha!)

"Kirby, I hate him so much, I wish to fight him more than I wish to fight Yuki!" Kyo screamed.

"Why?" Tohru asked, taking her attention away from Kirby-Yuki.

"Because his video games are the only ones I have never been able to beat! I haven't even gotten past level one, and it's ALL HIS FAULT!"

"Egad!" Tohru blinked.

"So now I must fight him! Or else!"

Tohru turned back to Yuki who was trying to fight Hamtaro by swallowing him, but sadly he was failing. She couldn't let Kyo fight him like this!

(A/N: The drama! Haha)

"Well Kyo," Tohru stated, "You can't fight Yuki unless you get through me!"

"Fight you? I couldn't, you're a girl!"

"HEY!" Sarah R shouted from the bushes.

"I'm not going to fight you, I'm going to duel you!"

"Duel?"

"YES!!!!!! I challenge you–to a duel!!!"

"Like, Yu-gi-oh duel?" Yuki asked meekly from behind Tohru.

"Yup."

"Oh, ok, just wondering. Lyk omg!!! BTW I iz kirby!!11!!"

"I HATE YOU!" Kyo shouted and attempted to chase Yuki, but Tohru blocked him.

"You hafta duel me first!"

"NUUUU!!!"

"Egad" said Kirby-Yuki.

Suddenly, a huge stadium-thingamanummer popped out of the ground!

"I summon Ebil Dragon Destroyer of Stadium-Thingamanummers!" Kyo shouted, and suddenly a giant moster with a gazibillion eyes and huge pointy teeth appeared.

"Egad!" said Kirby-Yuki.

"Egad!" said Hamtaro.

"Egad!" said Tohru.

"Haha, you can not beat me! Haha!"

"Or can I? I summon Shigure who for some strange reason hasn't appeared in this chapter yet!"

"Gasp!"

For the next hour the two exchanged blows and phrases which are not appropriate for this fanfiction, when, all of a sudden, the creator of Yugioh himself appeared and sued Tohru.

"Egad!" Said Tohru.

"My...c..cards...have failed," gasped Kyo, panting on the ground, and covered with scorch marks, "So...for some...st..strange...reason I...I am hurt!"

"And for some strange reason, I am broke!" gasped Tohru.

"I wish Darth Vadar were here." Said Shigure.

"Shigure, that's a great idea!" Tohru grinned, "I summon Darth Vadar!"

(A/N: I would love to talk about the latest video game I played here, haha, but sadly, I just played solitare recently. My high score is 8,414, betcha can't beat that, haha! Oh, and I hope you're enjoying the story so far. Haha!)

"Well...I...I summon...The giant man-eating tomato!"

"Egad!" Said Shigure.

"Egad!" Said Sarah R.

"Egad!" Said Darth Vadar.

"Oh my!" Said Kirby-Yuki.

But since Yu-gi-oh battles are boring to narrate, Darth Vader spared us all the trouble and ran off with the giant man-eating tomato into the sunset, and lived happily ever after!

"That is so sweet!" Tohru said happily.

"I hate Kirby!" Shouted Kyo.

"Egad!" Said Kirby-Yuki.

"Don't worry Yuki!" screamed Hamtaro. "I'll make you feel better!" Hamtaro ran over to Yuki and gave him a big hug.

"Oh Hamtaro! I love you! Oh, and just so you know, I'm not Yuki, I'm Kir–" Yuki exclaimed happily but looked up to find that he had changed into a rat.

"Egad!" Said Tohru.

"Egad!" Said Kyo.

"Egad!" Said Hamtaro.

"Wait a sec, that must mean that Hamtaro is really..."

"A girl!" Shouted Tohru.

"Yes I am." Said Sarah R.

"I'm not a girl!" Screamed Hamtaro.

"Then if it's not you..." Shigure muttered, "Then it must be...egad!"

"Yuki's really a girl? But how can this be?" Kyo shouted.

"My name's not Yuki, it's Kirby!" Yuki shouted. Everyone stared.

"Yuki, do you have something to tell us?" Shigure asked.

Yuki blushed a deep red. "Well..."

"ALLRIGHT! I'LL ADMIT, IT'S ME!" Screamed Hamtaro.

(A/n: Poor Hamtaro! Haha.)

"Oh...O.K.!"

"Let's have a party!" suggested Tohru.

"Great idea!" Said Hamtaro.

"But we have a problem, Tohru." Kyo said and raised an eybrow. "We're all dead."

"No we're not!" Hamtaro said.

Kyo smiled at Shigure.

"Uh oh." said Tohuru.

Then Kyo and Shigure killed everyone. Again.

The end.

A/N: Or did they? Will everyone live again in the next chapter? Will there be another chapter? Haha! Oh, and please review! I wish I had a pretty pink unicorn! Haha! Egad! Haha!

A/NNx1054: I wrote this chapter right after the previous one, it just took me forever to post it. Over a year, in fact HAHA

So, to my watchers, sorry for dying out, and to my readers, sorry for my horrid writing style that I believe I improved on a bit, yay!