Title: Mars Bars and Other Large Things
Pairing: None
Disclaimer: I still don't own NCIS. Or Mars Bars. Or Snickers. The end.
"Abby! How can you eat that junk? Makes me feel sick just looking at it!"
"It's just a Mars Bar Kate! Live a little!"
"But look how big it is!"
"Look how big what is?" Tony asked as he entered the lab.
"Her Mars Bar!"
"You know what else is as big as a Mars Bar?"
Tony winked and Kate rolled her eyes.
"Yeah a fun-size maybe," Abby grinned.
"Well, it is fun…"
"Ew! DiNozzo!" Kate whacked him on the arm.
"You started it!"
"What? Talking about Mars Bars?" Abby raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, well it wouldn't be a Snickers – what with Tony's lack of nuts."
Tony stared wide-eyed at Kate as she high-fived Abby.