Well this is McAbby as well as Tate… on request. I'll try for some more McAbby soon. Enjoy!
"You just have commitment issues DiNozzo."
"No I don't Kate. I just don't see any benefits in getting married. Married women are… heavier than single women."
"Well that's because single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge."
Tony stuck his tongue out at her and she mirrored the action.
McGee made a coughing noise.
"Oh… I don't think we're helping, Katie."
"Oh, sorry Tim. Don't worry. She'll say yes. You and Abby are the marrying type."
"Uh… thanks… I think…"
"It's just DiNozzo who's too gutless to pop the question and settle down."
"I am not gutless!" Tony stood and made his way over to Kate. "I don't need a wedding band to prove how much I love you do I?" He asked as he began kissing her neck.
McGee just groaned and made his way to the elevator. Looking down at the ring-box in his hand, he began chanting in his head 'I'm not gutless like Tony, I'm not gutless like Tony…'