Titans X Chapter Six: Of training, bank robbers, and bathrooms.

Kim woke up, strangely in 'her' new room. She knew it was her room because it was decorated like her room at home…only the walls and such were different. More metal. What was strange about it was the fact that she fell asleep on the couch. At least…she thought she did…

She shook her head, this time her hair flying around in a mess. She blew a strand out of her face as she jumped up out of the covers and stretched. She grabbed up a change of clothes from the closet, which was oddly enough packed with clothes she would normally wear, and headed towards the bathroom.

Which was locked.

Her eye twitched.

"Hey, WHO'S IN THERE?"

"No one!" Peter's voice came out, sing songy.

Twitch. "Peter. I'm only going to ask you once: if you are not doing something incredibly embarrassing, then GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF THERE NOW."

"No!"

Twitch twitch. "PETER."

"Bite my webbed buttocks!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGG GGGGGGGGG!!!" Kim screamed as she slammed herself against the door. "I'LL BREAK IT OPEN AND FLUSH YOUR WEBBED HEAD DOWN THE TOILET IF YOU DON'T COME OUT OF THERE RIGHT THIS INSTANCE!"

"Make me!"

Luckily, before Kim broke a blood vessel and hurt herself, Danny showed up.

"Need some help, Kim?" Danny laughed.

"YES! Peter won't get out of the bathroom! And I KNOW HE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING IN THERE OTHER THEN ANNOYING ME!"

"Can't prove it!" Peter called back.

"ARG!"

Danny chuckled, before turning intangible and walking through the door.

Moments later…

"GAH!" Peter screamed as he was tossed out of the bathroom, into the wall.

"Next time LISTEN!" Kim barked, before turning to Danny. "Thank you. What was he doing in there, anyways?"

"Washing in the sink."

"…"

"Yeah, I thought that too…"

"Let's never speak of this moment, ever, again."

"Gotcha." And so Danny started down the hallway, before stopping for a moment. "Hey, Kim. You do remember that there are no shorter then five bathrooms here, right?"

If Danny hadn't of ducked at that moment, he would have been headless due to a flying toilet seat.

"Wow, looks like it's someone's month time again!" Peter quipped, then ran into his room, locking it TWICE before any more harm would come to him.

Meanwhile, in Ben's room…

"AHHHH!" Ben screamed, finding his sheets wet. He didn't even notice the bowle of hot water that his hand had been placed in the night before.

Jake looked at June, from the hallway, and slipped her a five dollar bill.

FLASH BACK NOISES!

"Yo Dawg, you sure this is gonna work?" Jake asked, as he helped keep Ben asleep, following June into his room.

"Yes, I'm sure!"

"Betcha five bucks that it won't."

"You're on, Dragon boy."

Present Day; "Well I'll be a hip hop star named Kid…" Jake laughed.

"That should teach him. No one messes with the best." June laughed, high-fiving Jake in-between laughs.

An alarm caught their attention, as Danny, who was already in there, turned on the computer. Jake and June rushed into the living-room, a wet panted Ben following soon after, grumbling. He had found the bowl.

Kim was still in the bathroom, complaining about boys and spider men and such things.

Peter was…somewhere. I don't know. I just work here.

"Don't worry guys it's just a…Ben, having a little sleeping trouble?" Danny asked, as he couldn't help himself looking at Ben's grumpy face.

"Shut up."

"Don't think I will squirt. Anyways, it's just a bank robber. How about I handle this while you guys order some pizza or something? I'm starved."

"Sure, why not." Jake asked, going to the phone as Danny headed out the wall, two white rings enveloping his form, changing him from his pajamaed form to the Danny Phantom form we all know.

Several minutes later… "Here you go miss! All the money I stole from the bank! Now if you don't mind, I will slap myself silly until the cops arrive!" And then the bank robber, Bill, did just that. If one would note, his eyes were an odd shade of green…

When Danny got back, he found the pizza had already arrived, as had some movies. Kim was, surprisingly, still in the bathroom, and Peter was still unaccounted for.

"Hey, uh, Kim! We have pizza…what are you doing in there, anyways?"

"Girl stuff! Go away!"

"OK…"

And so he sat down to watch 'Nightmare On Elm Street Part Four: Dream Warriors' and grabbed a slice of pizza.

An hour later…Kim FINALLY came out of the bathroom, as the movie started to finish. Danny greeted her, as she looked fresh and chipper, and headed towards his room. Something seemed…off…

"Hey Danny," Kim started to ask, as Danny opened the door. If he hadn't of been intangible, a web bomb would have splattered all over him. Instead, it hit the thing behind him: Kim.

Laughter was heard within Danny's room, as Peter fell to the floor, grabbing his sides. "Oh man! SO not what I was aiming for, but SO much better!"

Kim's eyes flashed murder, before she stomped back into the bathroom. Danny fought a loosing battle against a grin that wished to grow.

Then he heard it, and this time, it was far, far too late. "Oh booooys…"

Kim had grabbed up the fire extinguisher, and had let 'er rip on the two teens, covering them in the white stuff, making Danny and Peter cry out in protest. Kim laughed, even as Peter started webbing her and Danny sunk into the floor. She wondered where he was going…until she got some water splashed down her back. "HEY!" she cried out, as Danny put down the bowl which had aided June and Jake in their conquest against Ben.

Kim turned the fire extinguisher onto Danny, but A) it was out, and B) he was gone. "Oh you can run but you can't--ACK!" She was tackled from behind with a pillow, by Peter.

Needless to say, it would take a few hours to get the mess cleaned up.

During the afternoon… "OK, I think we should practice some." Kim said, stepping up in front of everyone.

"Who died and made you our boss?" Ben asked.

"Come on guys! We need to practice otherwise things like Weapon will keep on beating us. So, what do ya say?" this time it was Danny who was backing Kim up.

"Alright…but only if I get to be Heatblast!" Ben ordered.

"Sure, fine, whatever…" Kim muttered, flashing a THANK YOU smile to Danny.

Later….

"SWIMMING?! I can't swim as Heatblast!" Heatblast moaned.

"Too bad. Either you swim, or you don't get any desert tonight for failing the test." Kim said. She and Danny had come up with this for a way to keep Ben in line.

"Grrrrr…"

Meanwhile, in another area… "Weapon…failed." Spoke one voice.

"She was at an unfair disadvantage. You would have as well."

"Doesn't matter!" cried another one, this time it was…almost jovial. "Failure is FAILURE! EEEWHWHHAHAHA!" it finished in a crazy sorta laugh.

"Oh shut your mouth, Arcane." this time, it was a female voice. "Its not like you wouldn't have."

"That's not the POINT!"

"Yes. Yes it is the point."

"FINE! One chance. One chance is all she gets…" the voice known as Arcane said.

"No. You will be up next. Do put up a good show, will you?"

"Fine. Those brats will fall like a house of cards in a tornado! So says I, Arcane the Arcade!"

Notes: Yep. Trouble. How much trouble will Arcane the Arcade be? Stick around.