Titans X Chapter Twenty: Fun in the Sun. (Woo!)
PreNotes: Wings, you are not aloud to kill me in any way shape or form for what I'm about to do to Dark. Runs away before she can read what is hidden within
Instead of the normal Titans Tower that we usually open on, today we are opening on a new site: three people walking in the middle of a forest.
Let's see just what is going on…
"Damnit Ace! I told you not to take directions from the bandana kid again!" a redheaded teenager, who looked to be either 19 or 20, and was only about 5ft 4. He wore a flame partnered jacket, with yellow fire interlacing through the black leather.
"Oh, like I knew he had the wrong directions, TJ!" Ace, a 5'11 guy with long brown hair, pulled back in a ponytail, and toned muscles hidden beneath a teeshirt that read "Stop Or You'll Go Blind" in blurry letters on the back, and a pair of torn black jeans with muddy shoes, replied rolling his eyes.
"Of course you knew he had the wrong directions! YOU'VE ASKED HIM SIX TIMES IN SIX DIFFERENT COUNTRIES!" TJ roared back at him.
"Well I…ooo! Rabbits!" Then Ace, almost gleefully, chased after said rabbits. TJ and their companion, a woman who was around the same age as the other two, with light pink hair and black/red streaks, slapped themselves upside the head.
"I think I preferred the old Ace…" the woman commented.
"You mean boring, ol' cynical Ace, Mia?"
"…Ok, maybe not the old Ace. But the old Angillis…"
"You mean the same old Angillis who would bring out a rocket launcher and blast something because he saw a fly?"
"…shut up."
"Hey guys," Ace said, suddenly popping up behind them, neither even being jarred in the least, "what exactly was wrong with that last town anyways?"
FLASHBACK! The new trio is walking along, minding their own business, when an old man, who is inhumanly short, and looked to be mummified.
"Now to try out this new potion to turn everyone into RANMA'S GIRL FORM!" he cackled, as he splashed Ace with said potion…turning him into Ranma. Ranma's GUY form that is.
What followed was sheer chaos.
END FLAHSBACK
"Why did the bloody potion have to end JUST BEFORE that hot Amazon babe could marry me though?!" Ace whined.
"Jeez Ace, we need to get you a girl. Ya know, as soon as we can FIND OUR WAY HOME!" TJ yelled at him again, his temper flaring. They had been away from TN for the past month now.
"Oh well. I liked that one guy, ya know, the one with black hair unless he's splashed with water and turned into a chick, better then that other guy who changes into someone else. What was his name?" Ace asked.
"Daisuke…" Mia said, grumbling.
"Did ya REALLY have to break his other form's nose?" TJ asked.
"Yes. He was a pretty boy wannabe…that and he was in the girls shower."
Ace then turned around. "It was at this time that the writer/artist, Wings, was preparing to kill our writer of this dribble he calls 'fanfiction', for the breakage of said Dark's nose."
"Aw Damnit. He's not doing the whole, 'narrator' thing again, is he?" Mia asked, groaning.
"As we continued our endless trek…"
"Yes, yes he is." TJ answered disdainfully.
Suddenly…
"I AM THE BUTTERFLY MAN!" screamed a man who appeared out of no where, startling the two sane ones.
"You maybe the Butterfly Man, but I am the Badger Man! We must fight, Kung Foo Style…but only after we chug twenty gallons of Mountain Dew!" Ace yelled out in an Asian accent.
TJ and Mia just walked off.
Suddenly they weren't in a forest anymore.
They were in the middle of the city, with only a confused Ace standing behind them. The Butterfly Man was missing.
"Uh…wh-"
"No. No questions. Just move. Just. Move. Now." TJ grumbled between grinding his teeth in anger.
And so the trio continued ever forward, heading towards whatever they could find.
Then they ran into a bank robber. Who happened to be wearing an armored Moth's suit.
Meanwhile, the Titans Tower…was empty!
To Be Explained in Chapter Twenty One.
Yep. TJ, Mia and Ace, three of my more fav off beat characters. Their aliases are Blazeblade, Iceian, and Angillis. I brought them in to watch the city while…well, you'll see…