Ok! Chapter four is up-and-running! I thought up the idea for this chapter at 2am this morning. I was almost asleep, when the idea of Deidara playing a Nintendo DS popped into my head. I opened up my laptop and began writing, and then I finished it this morning. Hope you like it!

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE ANIME/MANGA/OTHER MENTIONED HEREIN. I DO NOT OWN THERIGHTS TO NINTENDO DS OR MARIOKART DS. I DO NOT OWN STEPHEN KING OR THE RIGHTS TO ANY OF HIS BOOKS.

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"Hrmmmmm..." Deidara mashed the buttons of his Nintendo DS furiously as Princess Peach drove off yet another cliff. "OK FINE! I GIVE UP! THIS IS STUPID!" he said, slamming the machine down.

"Please don't throw that around, Deidara.", Azuki said as she poked something that was in the oven. She withdrew her finger from the hot molten liquid and screamed "OUCH! YOU SONOFA-", She threw a sofa at the half-baked lemon bars.

Meanwhile, Deidara was sitting on a couch playing Mario Kart for DS. And he was losing. Badly. "Grrrr..." He gritted his teeth, temper rising. "Goddammit, that stupid Yoshi pushed me off a cliff again!", A few seconds later a big '8th Place' sign flashed a cross the screen. He csmacked the DS shut and took a few deep breaths as he plotted his revenge. "I could burn it..." He thought. "Or maybe drop my specialty 'C3' on it..." Murderous intent showing, he passed a glob of clay back and forth between his hands. "Nahh... not creative enough...I have to find some way to destroy this thing, and it has to reflect my artistic ingenuity." And so the challenge was set.

-in another part of the house-

"AAARRGGGHHHHH! KIMBLEY, STOP BLOWING UP THE WALLS! AZUKI AND ITACHI ARE GONNA KILL US!"

"Geez, you don't have to yell, Dorochet. I can hear you just fine." Kimbley grinned as a wicked look passed across his face.

-somewhere else-

The aroma of grilled meat was filling the east hallway as a crazy-looking woman poked something on a grill. "Mmmm...grilled Menchi steaks..." She said, her mouth watering as she continued to poke the thing on the grill. It was yellow and fuzzy. And it whimpered. "hehehehe...MENCHI STEAKS ARE ON THE HOUSE TONIGHT 'CUZ EXCEL'S COOKIN!" She laughed manically, and when she briefly looked away, the yellow fuzzy hopped off the grill and ran down the hall. "NOOOOOOOO!" Excel moaned as her meal ran down the hall out of sight.

"So...Sasuke...how's your life?", asked Ninamori, trying to strike up a conversation. "Screw Naota, this guy is HOT!" She thought.

"...boring." Sasuke replied, glancing over at his brother, who was doing something in the kitchen.

"Ok...um...how's your family?" she said nervously

"Dead."

"D..dead? They're..dead? I'm sorry to hear that..."

"Hmph. And its all because of that guy over there!" Sasuke said furiously, pointing at Itachi.

"Him? But he's...he's made of jelly.." She said bewildered as she looked at Jelly Jiggler.

"NOT HIM!" Sasuke turned her head towards his older brother. "HIM! THAT ASSHOLE WITH THE BLACK COAT!"

"The one that's wearing a frilly apron?"

Sasuke looked at Itachi, who was wearing a yellow apron with ruffles on it. "...Why ARE you wearing that?"

"I'm cooking, and I don't want to get any cake batter on my perfect body..." Itachi said with a 'So THERE' attitude. Sasuke merely walked away, shaking his head and muttering "There is no way that I'm related to him..." Itachi merely turned his head away and began humming the 'I'm Too Sexy' song. Suddenly a pair of small, warm arms wrapped around him. "Mmm...Itachi.." came the familiar voice of the crazy young blonde he had come to love. He dipped his finger in the batter and stuck it in her mouth. "Mmmm...yum." Azuki said, as Itachi came closer to her face. Their lips interlocked, with Itachi mumbling "Mmm...delicious." He was very thankful that his 'Foolish Little Brother' had shut the kitchen door as he left.

In the living room,Deidara was sitting on a couch staring intently at the silver device in front of him as he tried to figure out an artistic way of destryoying his Nintendo DS, was re-painting his toenails with the akatsuki-shade purple.

About an hour later, Deidara was still staring at the DS, Itachi was back cooking his muffins, Azuki was having a rather nice conversation with a rice crispies treat, while Kimimaro and Kabuto watched. "There is definately something wrong with that girl..." they both thought. Then she abruptly got up as Gaara walked in the door, put a raccoon on her head, and began running around madly screaming "SHUKAKU IS EATING MY FACE! AAAAAHHH!" then she fed the raccoon a cookie and put it on Gaara's head. Gaara already had a family of baby raccoons on his head, and about 20 more following him around. The fuzzy little shits seemed to be attracted to him for some reason...

And then, a rather drunk looking Fugaku Uchiha came stumbling in the door with a very drunkSaki Kasukabe, who was wearing a rather large sombrero. He looked over at Sasuke and Itachi,"Heyyy...mah sons! Long time no see!"

Sasuke and Itachi both looked at him with 'WTF!' looks on their faces. "Umm...aren't you dead?"

"No I'm not." Fugaku said

"Uh, yes you are. I killed you, remember?" Itachi said, pointing out the obvious.

"Oh yeah. I forgot."

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!" Sasuke screamed, partially out of confusion, partially because he had gas. "DEAD PEOPLE DON'T JUST GET UP AND WALK AROUND!"

"They do when they have to pee." Fugaku said matter-of-factly. Then he poofed away. Kasukabe-san just kept laughing uncontrollably for no reason, while her sombrero slipped off.

"Nyuu?" Lucy asked as she watched the scene unfold. "Whats going on, nyuu?"

"Hey! I saw that in a fanfiction!"

-Note that the whole 'Lucy Saying Nyuu' thing is not mine, it was something I read in a fanfic.-

Deidara sighed as he thought to himself. "I can't think of anything to do with this blasted device!" he shook the DS, apparently trying to give it shaken baby syndrome or something.

Then, almost like an answer to his woes, a giant stick of pocky came up, snapped the DS in half, and ate half of it. He gave the other half to Totoro, who in turn, ate it.

"Who wants yum-yums? I made snaaaaacks!" Itachi sang as he brought out a steaming plate full of muffins.

Everyone rushed over to eat the muffins, but Stephen King came by and stole them all. Yesh, because writing novels takes energy. And carbs.

Yay! Done!

Notes:

1. In case you don't know, the Nintendo DS is like a 2-screen style version of the Gameboy SP. The game Dei Dei is playing is MarioKart DS, which I find extremely addictive once you start playing. I always play as Toad.

2. Kimbley and Dorochet are both from Fullmetal Alchemist. Kimbley is the crazy ex-state alchemist who blows things up, and Dorochet is the half-dog chimera guy. They both worked for Greed in the Devils Nest for a while.

3. Menchi and Excel are from Excel Saga. The show is too crazy to explain, so i suggest you google it or something. Excel is crazy, and Menchi is a dog. Menchi is also Excels emergency food supply, so she always trys to cook him.

4. Ninamori Eri is from FLCL aka Furi Kuri. She made her first major appearance in episode 3. FLCL is the most random, crazy anime ever. I love it, and it will always hold a special place in my heart, cuz it was my first 'real' anime.

5. Yes, I did talk to a rice krispies treat once. It was 3 in the morning, I was hungry, but I decided to strike up a conversation with my food.

6. Shukaku is the name of the biju that is sealed in Gaara. Shukaku is a raccon demon. I love raccoons.

7. Fugaku Uchiha is Sasuke and Itachi's father. He's dead, along with the rest of the clan.

8. Saki Kasukabe is the name of the 'non-otaku with an otaku boyfriend' from the anime/manga Genshiken.

9. Lucy is from Elfen Lied. The whole 'Lucy is saying Nyuu' think is from another fanfiction, but I don't know where it is. I give full credit for this to the original writer of the 'Nyuu' fiction. I just wanted to add it cuz its funny and Elfen Lied rocks.

10. Pocky is a japanese snack food, its much like a biscuit stick dipped in chocolate.

11. Totoro is the fluffy cat-thing from My Neighbour Totoro.

12. 'Who wants yum-yums? I made snacks!' is a quote my friend Kayla once said after she heard it on a tv show.

13. Stephen King is my favourite writer. He writes many horror/mystery style books, including Everything's Eventual and Pet Sematary. My other favourite authors are Edgar Allen Poe, Emily Dickinson, and A.J. Cronin.

Ok, I'll try to write more soon. Next chapter: Who knows! REVIEW!

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