Uhm...yeah, heres the next chapter! I'm sorry if it seems a little shorter than the other chapters; I didn't need as many notes as usual.

Oh, and the weirdest pairing I've made so far, which probably won't be in here is:

SephirothxGreen Lantern

I do not support TemarixKankurou or any Sand-sibling incest. For one thing, Kankurou is too hot for that. -glomps Kankurou- so is Gaara! Yay for eybrowless Shukaku-san!

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, FRUITS BASKET, OR ANY OF THE OTHER ANIME/MANGA/STUFF MENTIONED HEREIN!

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"Normally in a Kabuki, or maybe its another type of play, but a male person portrays a female character but I'm the male character portraying the female character that portrays the male character in DOUBLE KABUKI! AHH! KABUKI!"

"GOD, KANKUROU, SHUT-UP!"

"Hey, if you're doing a double Kabuki, does that mean you have to wear double Kabuki masks? Or double-layered face paint?" Deidara asked, curiously

"NOT YOU TOO!"

"And then asprin was invented. Common cure for things...asprin cures." Kayla muttered to...no one really. Maybe she was talking to a wall this time! Yay! Walls! Oh wait, it was Ashley dressed as a wall!

Meanwhile, Temari was talking to Mamimi about people after the timeskip in the Naruto manga.

"Yeah, and Kankurou actually looks pretty hot without the face paint."

"OMG TEMARI! THATS INCEST!" Kankurou stuck out his tongue. "Besides, aren't you like, in love with Sasori?"

"Not anymore. That ended."

Kankurou scratched his fuzzy head. Squee..he's not wearing his hat-kabuki-stuff. "When did that happen?"

"During the intermission between the last chapter and this one."

-flashback-

While Deidara was playing Sasori's DS, Urd was sleeping, and Azuki and Itachi were...umm...yeah...we'll skip over that so I won't have to change the fanfiction's rating to 'M'. Anyhow, while all that was going on, Temari was busy chasing Sasori throughout the house.

"SASOOOORI! WAIT FOR-" she stopped. Sasori held rather large frying pan over his head. "STAND BACK! I HAVE WEAPON!"

"Hey, um, Sasori, I was making pancakes with that." Zetsu said as a pancake slid off the pan onto Sasori's head.

"OMFG DAMN PANCAKES!"

"HEY, THEY'RE A LITERARY DEVICE!" The authoress proceeded to hit Sasori in the head with a guitar. I LOVE PANCAKES.

"Wh- wh...WHAT THE HELL!" Temari screamed. The authoress, whom we shall call 'Saki' for now, waked over and shook hands with a pink-haired woman on a yellow Vespa scooter. "Thanks for lending me the guitar, Haru-san" Then Temari fainted and was jumped on by many chibi characters, including a Chibi Kimimaro, Chibi Homonculi, and many more Chibi-fied peoples.

-end flashback-

"Ok, so, what was the point of that?" the still-hot Kankurou asked.

"Well, when I woke up, I wasn't in love with Sasori anymore. Fancy that." she laughed. Kankurou just walked away thinking "Oh yeah, she is SUCH a dumb blonde..."

-meanwhile, with Deidara-

"And so then he was all like "YEAH!" and I was all, "WHATEVER" and, OMG can you PLEASE give me the number of your stylist, he does the BEST styling and like I was saying he was like-"

Kyou gritted his teeth. The blonde had been talking on Sasori's mobile phone for the past hour about NOTHING, and was wearing on Cat-man's last nerve.

"AND SO I'M ALL IN 'ANGRY BLONDE BITCH IN CHECKOUT LINE' MODE AND HE GOES-"

"OMFG SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!" Kyou went crazy, and threw a table at Deidara. Dei-chan hopped out of the way just in time. Terrified, he said, "Wh- WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"

"AARGH!" Kyou started picking up another object to throw at the Iwa-nin, but before he could, Deidara ran off down the hall, little chibi-tears in his eyes.

"SOMEBODY...KYOU'S PICKING ON ME!" he said in a very Momijii-ish voice. Then Deidara did a 'splodey' thing and tried to hide in Itachi's room.

"Itachi is soooo gonna kill me for hiding in his room...and sploding his door." the blonde said as he slunk behind a pile of old Itachi-clothes. As he moved farther into the mess, his back bumped against something...or rather, someone.

"Hey, you're the blonde crotchless dude." the person said. Deidara jumped up in surprise, then stared intently at the person. "Who you callin' crotchless, you asshole?"

"Well, I'm obviously not calling myself names, so who else is here? or are you retarded too?" Deidara recognized that know-it-all manner of speech.

"OH I REMEMBER YOU! YOU'RE THAT FAGGOT SAI FROM KONOHA!" Deidara pointed at him accusedly. Suddenly, another figure ran into the room. It was none other than Sasuke!

"SAI! WHERE?" he looked around, spotting Sai. "YOU!" Then Sasuke did the only intelligent thing I've ever seen him do; he punched Sai square in the jaw!

"DUDE! WTF?" Deidara thought about hi-five-ing the young Uchiha, but decided not to for fear that Itachi would get him for it later. Instead he just gave him an enthusiastic, "THAT WAS AWESOME!"

"Well, what can you expect? That little loser stole my fangirls!"

"Uh, Sasuke, I thought you hated all the fangirls." Kiba asked. Oh, I forgot to mention, Kiba was in the room as well.

"I did. But I enjoyed the fact that having such a large fanclub made other people jealous. So there." Sasuke stuck out his tongue at Kiba.

"Well, in that case, I'd like to inform you that two of your biggest fans have, in fact, moved on." Kiba snickered.

"WHAT?"

"Yes. Sakura's more interested in Rock Lee, and apparently, due to him calling her 'Gorgeous', Ino like Sai."

"SAI AGAIN?" He punched the unconscious Sai in the stomach. "And what was that about Sakura?"

"She's with Dog-brows"

"OMFG ARE YOU SERIOUS? SAKURAxROCK LEE FANFICS...ARGH THE IMAGES! THEY SCAR MY MIND!" Sasuke gripped his head in agony as he imagined little Sakura and Rock Lee babies running around. Then Sasuke passed out.

-in another place room thingie-

"'Cuz Philosophers Stone is made of..people! PEOPLE!" Edward cackled manically. Apparently, he'd gone off the deep end.

"Really? It doesn't taste like people.."

"Zetsu, thats a piece of taffy." Hidan sighed as he flipped through the newest chapter of Naruto manga. "Sigh...I am just too good looking." he thought.

"Oh. I knew that." Zetsu laughed nervously. He chewed furiously on the taffy-philosophers-stone. Then Ed came, punched the poor guy in the mouth, and ran off screaming "I GOT IT! I GOTS THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE!"

Then...suddenly...POSSUMS.

-meanwhile-

"Zetsu-san, if I make everyone pancakes for breakfast, will they let me join Akatsuki?"

"sigh...I really don't know, Tobi. I personally would rather have you in Akatsuki than that Hidan guy." Zetsu sighed, stirring cake mix. Deidara had got bored, mixed up some cake mix to make a cake, and then ate all the mix. So for some reason Zetsu was baking a cake now. Until..HE GOT RUN OVER BY A VESPA!

"EWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" the pink-haired woman sped off, cackling.

"Ow. That..hurt." Zetsu then started re-making his cake mix.

"NOT AS MUCH AS THIS!" then Kimbley and Deidara teamed up again and blew up Zetsu! Well, they blew up his venus-flytap thing, at least.

"ZOMG! ZETSU!" Deidara gaped at him. "Without the plant-thing..YOU'RE HOT!"

"BACK OFF DEIDARA!"

Then, out of no-where, Kisame GLOMPED Zetsu!

I'll leave you with that image imbedded into your mind, for now.
Notes:

1. Ok, the whole 'Double Kabuki' thing is something I made up when I was really bored, and lacking about 2-days sleep. I thought it'd be funny to have Kankurou rambling about kabuki and stuff. Kankurou is hot.

2. Yay! I put Kayla in here! and Ashley! They're two of my bestest friends. I'll try to put Lauren and Minoru in here too! Kayla actually said that 'Asprin Cures' thing at school, and wrote it in our fanfiction book.

3. Hahaha I put Haruko from FLCL in here! and her famous Rickenbacher bass guitar! SHE RAN OVER ZETSU!

4.. ZOMG Sai is the dude who 'replaces' Sasuke on Team 7 after the timeskip in Naruto manga. He constantly makes rude (yet funny) jokes and comments on Naruto's...erm...'manhood'.

5. SAKURAxROCK LEE FOREVER!

6. 'Philosophers Stone is made of...PEOPLE!' is something Mike McFarland said in the audio commentary on the 5th english Fullmetal Alchemist DVD. I swear..it was so hilarious. There were shirts that said that on it at Houkocon.

7. Zetsu-san IS hot without his venus-flytrap thing. I saw a fanart of it. :3

Wow...only 7 notes! I guess I need to add different characters in here soon...I'VE ALREADY STARTED ON A MINI-CHAPTER:

SOUND FIVE DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION FACE-OFF!

Because Kimimaro is hot. and great at DDR.

REVIEW PLEASE!

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