Now, for the mini-chapter we've all been waiting for...

SOUND FIVE DDR TIME! Plus Neji!

I was really bored when I wrote this, and had been watching the 'Ultimate Naruto Fan Flash' series of videos online, and so I decided to make the Sound Five (plus Neji) do DDR.

Just a note to those who don't know: DDR stands for Dance Dance Revolution. Its like StepMania and stuff. If you don't know what it is, Google it.

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, THE SOUND FIVE, NEJI,OR ANYTHING ELSE!

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"Oh boy! Dance of the Larch no Jutsu!" (credit for this line goes to moosecream on sheezyart dot com)

It was Kimimaro's time to shine. He stepped onto the DDR machine, chose a song, and prepared to dance to his little hearts content.

"Holy Flying Cheesewheels, that little guy's feet move fast!"

"Move it, Kaguya-hime, its my turn next!"

"Shut up and wait your turn like everyone else, Kidoumaru. Or I'll kill you again." Neji snarled at the eight-armed Sound nin.

"AND DON'T CALL HIM 'Kaguya-hime!' YOU ASSWIPE!" a pinkish-red haired girl screamed at the spider guy.

"Oooh...does potty-mouth Tayuya have a thing for Mr.Poinsetta?"

"HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A -bleep-ING FLOWER, KIDOUMARU!"

"Ah, so you admit you have a thing for him?"

"I NEVER SAID THAT, SHIT-FACE!"

"Ladies should not speak like-"

"SHUT UP JIROUBOU, YOU CAN'T EVEN FIT YOUR LARD ASS ON THE DDR MACHINE!" Tayuya kept yelling, until her face turned red and she had a stroke and died from being too...high-strung or something. Naw, not really. I won't kill her because she and Kimimaro make a cute couple.

"You know what I just realized?"

Kidoumaru sighed. "What has the great Sakon discovered today?" he said sarcastically.

"I...have two heads. And they both make me look like a transvestite." he stared at himself in awe.

"Good for you. Now you've proved that you're both stupid and gender-confused."

"Well, at least were not UGLY" Ukon snapped. Sakon piped up, "or FAT!"

Everyone stared.

Sasuke was there too. He's an Oro-groupie now, remember?

"Wrong thing to say, dumbass." the kid with the hair that looks like a chickens butt said.

"Oops." was all Sakon said before Jiroubou slammed him into the back of the DDR machine.

"I'M NOT FAT!"

Pleasingly plump people, unite!

-cough- Sorry, that's Chouji's line. -cough-

Kimimaro was still DDR-ing, only this time, Orochimaru was on the other dance-pad, also dancing.

"You DO realize you hired a bunch of idiots...right?" the white-haired young man asked his superior.

"Yes. But they're MY idiots, so thats what counts." with that, he mock-hugged Tayuya and she passed out like 'OMG what the hell'.

and so they kept DDR-ing.

Forever.

Until Tayuya got bored and kicked Orochimaru off the machine and started DDR-ing against Kimimaro.

And then...someone died. Maybe Sasuke.

FIN

ULTIMATE CREDITS!

Credit to SnowDragon for her amazing Ultimate Naruto Fan Flash stuff, it gave me the idea for this.

Credit to moosecream on sheezyart for the HIALRIOUS rendition of the line 'Oh boy! Dance of the Larch no Jutsu!

Credit to my refridgerator for keeping the sour creme and cheese cold so i could make the nachos needed to fuel this madness.

Credit to Masashi Kishimoto for making Naruto and all its characters.

UH...CREDIT TO ANYONE ELSE I FORGOT!

I hope everyone liked it! I know this is a lot shorter than most of the chapters I write, but it IS a mini chapter after all. Umm..yeah...just a little short thing:
TAYUYAxKIMIMARO FOREVER! SAKON AND UKON ARE HOT!

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REVIEW PLEASE!

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