The Smoking Section
A/N: This is a missing scene fic set during Boogie Woogie Feng Shui while Spike and Faye are banished to the kitchen to smoke. The first three lines are quoted directly from the episode. The theme: "say ahh…"
"The more righteous a guy was in his youth the more likely he's gonna fall for a young girl later in life," Faye told Spike matter-of-factly.
"Is that so?" he scoffed.
"Uh, huh," Faye replied. "Men are so predictable."
"That's not true."
"Oh yes it is. Given any situation, you can always tell what a man is going to do in response."
Spike ground out his cigarette. He never was one to back down from a challenge. He crossed the tiny room and wrapped his arms around her, kissing her deeply.
"Say, ahh, was that predictable?" he asked smugly, stepping back.
Faye snorted. "I've known you were going to do that for the past five minutes," she replied, sauntering around him towards the door. "Why do you think I brought it up in the first place?"