Pairing: AkuRoku I guess.

Disclaimer: Characters not mine. :

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When I woke up I wasn't in my twilight paradise anymore, but a small room painted a soothing color. Blue.

"Demyx?"

I spoke his name but got no answer. I was alone? No, I felt something on me. I let my eyes wander downwards to see Roxas still curled up to me. Damn. I was hoping that this all was a dream, that everything might have been normal again when I woke up. I didn't like Roxas being a kid, and I didn't like taking care of him.

"I see you're up!"

A cheery voice filled the room as I heard the door open, and an annoying boy came along with it.

"Demyx, why am I in your room?"

Yes, tell me that. Did you rape me? That's so evil, yet somehow turns me on.

He smiled and pointed to the little runt clinging to me. " I found you two sleeping in the grass on my way back from the cd store. It was late, and the grass is no place to sleep, so I brought you guys back with me!"

His eyes stayed fixed on Roxas. Yes, it's a kid. Have you seen one before? Maybe he hasn't seen one before. He seemed kind of amazed.

"What is it?"

I snorted. " A child."

"I knew that! I just haven't seen one up close before." He said now turning to look at me. " So, who does it belong to?"

I carefully sat up making sure not to wake Roxas, then grinned. " Us."

I've never seen someone spazz out so much in my life before, until now.

"It's ours? We didn't have a baby! Are you mad?"

Why does everyone think I'm crazy? It's getting sort of annoying now. " No I'm not mad, it's ours. The Organizations."

"Why? We don't know it."

I once again snorted and rolled my eyes. " Course we do! Can't you see? It's Roxas!" I poked Roxas' nose and he sneezed on my hand. Yuck. Kids are so dirty.

Demyx shook his head while walking over to my right to have a better look. "Well, it looks like Roxas, but it can't be. Roxas is older, much older."

"It's Roxas."

"How?"

Good question! Gee, I wish I knew! It's fine though, I have the perfect answer to back this one up.

"I dunno."

Oh yeah! Who's smart now? Me. Mee mee mee.

Demyx leaned over and put a hand to Roxas' forehead. " Well he doesn't have a fever.."

What? Dumbass. " Of course he doesn't, he isn't sick!" I yelled. " Even if he was, getting sick doesn't turn you into a kid."

I felt movement and looked back down to see Roxas opening his eyes. I guess I yelled too loud. My bad. Ahh well, he needed to wake up anyway- oh my gosh, what is that noise?

"WHY IS HE CRYING?" Demyx shrieked backing away.

"AXEL, WHO IS THAT GUY! HE HURT ME!" Roxas screamed pointing a shakey finger twords Demyx.

I looked to Demyx, eyes widened and head tilted. " You HURT him?"

"I didn't," he protested shaking his head, " I swear! All I did was-"

"He pinched me!"

God I feel a headache coming on. I can handle one kid, but two? No way.

"You pinched him?"

"To see if he was real!"

Oh my god. You've got to be shitting me. Even Roxas stopped crying at Demyx's lame defense.

"What did you think he was? A robot?"

Roxas giggled. " I wish I was. They are so cool."

Hah. He was right. Robots were cool. Kind of like the Ninja Turtles. They were like..Ninjas..but Turtles at the same time..hah..Oh yeah. The fight.

"Demyx. You're a retard." I spat turning my head away from him. " And you," I flicked Roxas in the head, " Shut up."

Roxas' eyes started to fill up with tears, but he didn't start crying again. Instead I heard Demyx begin to sob. What the hell?

"JEEZE! You are so mean to him!" He came back over to where I was sitting and picked Roxas up. Roxas hugged him in return and stuck his tongue out at me.

You little hoe. He just hurt you and now you're cuddling up to him? You make me sick.

" I am not! You were both being really annoying." I slid over to the side of the bed then stood up. Oh it feels so good to be up and -ahhh. I stretched my arms out over my head and felt almost every bone in my body crack, in a very pleasing way, mind you. That's the good stuff. " Roxas, come on. We are going to introduce you to the rest of the organization."

I held out my arms to retrieve the kid, but he shook his head and clung to Demyx. " I want him to carry me. He's way nicer than you."

I narrowed my eyes and mumbeled a few things under my breath about Demyx blowing up and Roxas falling out of a plane, but then agreed.

"Fine, he can carry you. For now, but after we are done showing you around, you come with me. Alright?" I crossed my arms and tapped my foot. You know, the look your mom gives you when she knows you stole the cookies from the cookie jar, but you won't admit it? Yep, that's the one.

Both Roxas and Demyx nodded in approval.

"Who should we see first?" Demyx asked stepping out of the room after me.

Good question. Saix was flipping insane, Xemnas was..Xemnas, Xigbar would shoot Roxas, can't have that happen yet, and Larxene would..do something painful and horrible to all of us..so..

Bingo. I got it! " Vexen. He's mad crazy with science, maybe he'll know what happened to Roxas."

Sounded logical enough to me, and obviously it did to them too because the both grinned at me and started heading off down the hall.

I already knew this was going to be a long day..

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Never again am I writing something at 3 AM.