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Chapter 3

Obi-Wan sighed when she reached the door after cleaning the dishes and eating the strawberry. My god that man is one sexy son of a JEDI. She sighed dreamily and then shuddered at a sudden naughty thought. "Ooh, I must not be thinking of such things about my master…Surely that will not go over to well with the council…" Pause, then sudden realization. "Oh…My…God…The Council! They mustn't find out about me being a woman. I will surely be punished!" Suddenly panics and does the only thing that came to her mind… "MASTER QUI-GON I NEED YOU'RE HELP!" She yelled rather loudly. She ran out of her room and tackled him, making him fall sideways off of the chair and and landing straight on top of him, her legs straddling his waist. "Master! The Council! They mustn't find out about me!" She wailed tears slipping down her cheeks showing her distress…

Qui-Gon stared at the being above him, "Huh?" What's going on? And why am I on the floor when my beloved chocolate mousse is there on the table. "What was that?" He said when he gathered his bearings, "And this time slower."

She was in a state of panic. Tears falling down her cheeks and her lower lip quivering… "M..M…aster…What if the council finds out that I'm a woman? I mean…I…I…I l-lied to them about being a boy…" Cries even more, "I…D…Don't, want you to get in trouble either…Oh master, please tell me that you aren't going to tell…I'll do anything you ask." She sniffled and then stopped. "I have reached an all time low." Falls over sideways and twitches…sniffles…twitches even more and sniffles when a tear slips down her cheek

Qui-Gon stared at the being above him, " Huh?" What's going on? And why I am on the floor when my beloved chocolate mousse is there on the table. " What was that? " He said when he gathered his bearings, " And this time slower."

She was in a state of panic. Tears falling down her cheeks and her lower lip quivering." M..M-aster...What if the council finds out i'm a woman? I mean ...I..I...I...I-I lied to them about being a boy..." Cries even more," I D..D..d-ont want you to get in trouble either...Oh master, please tell me that you arent going to tell...I'll do anything you ask." She sniffled and then stopped ." I have reached an all time low." Falls over sideways and twitches...Sniffles...Twitches even more and sniffles when a tear slips down her cheek.

Qui-Gon looked at her for a few moments then burst out laughing. " Master Yoda knows everything unless you have forgotten Obi-Wan. He probaly knew the moment you were brought to the temple. Though how you managed to hide your gender from everyone else though is a mystery. " He trailed off as he began to think about it. His face suddenly became red as a thought hit him, " Obi-Wan, how did you manage to hide your...your...yourmonthlybleedingfromeveryone?" He rushed the last part seeing as he was very embarressed.

She blinked at his stupid question. " Master. Did you not catch on" She said as if t was the most obvious thing in the world.

Qui-Gon sighed a little before giving her a dead-panned look." Obi-Wan ...I am a man ...I thought you were a boy ...Would I be looking for something like that?"

She scoffed at him slightly. " You dont have to pronounce your words as if i'm stupid...But since you asked and you WANT to know. Haven't you noticed all the time when we fought I sometimes left you do something else? Like find an escape when there was obviously on available at hand? And when we were not out saving someone from the Sith, I would sometimes fake sick." She said and then shook her head." Honestly Master..You are dense sometimes." She offered with a smile.

He smiled back at her." Obi-Wan get off of me. Before I decide that ravishing you would be more interesting than my desert."

Gives her a sly smirk that promised her just what he means.

Her eyes widened and her lips parted and closed as if she was going to say something but decided against it until now." You wouldnt!" But in her mind. Oh that would be nice.. She grinned back." Is that a promise?"

SUDDENLY!

The door whisked open and a flying object, otherwise known as Mace-Windu flew into the apartment." QUI-GON!" Grabs the chocolate mousse and holds it up and speaks harshly, " Either you help me with that...Troll..Or you're desert is going to get it." He gritted out and then smiled. " Oh hello Obi-Wan, I'm so glad that you've finally stopped masquerading as a boy...But honestly, couldnt you have found a better of revealing yourself than ravishing your master?"
Obi-Wan sighed at the fact that he knew she was a girl. Perhaps she shall have a conversation with the council as to keeping it from her that they knew. But to the matter at hand." Actually Master-Windu, I am not ravishing my master. I'm sitting on him to be exact." She said and then got up off of Qui-Gon. " Have fun handling the problem master. I'll be in my room...With the door closed." She gritted out and closed the door so he knew to knock if he wanted her.

Qui-Gon cxalls out, " Are you going to lock it this time? Or oare you going to leave it open for any poor master to see you?"
Obi-Wan opened the door and smiled." Excuse me Master Windu...But..Master Qui-Gon, if you dare walk in on me again, I will beat you in the head with a very large stick. But..Just so you know, it will be locked since as to my shower was interrupted earlier when you walked in. I will be in the shower washing the soap out of my hair. Now. Be a doll and help out Master Windu." Smiles rather evily, closes the door and locks it this time.

Qui-Gon looked at Master Windu," Sometimes...I wonder if she is the master and I am the apprentice."

Mace sighed," Perhaps we should make you the apprentice and her the master...Seems you two get along that way...Or get along on the floor." He sighs and sits down." Qui-Gon, you have to help me get Yoda from attacking me everywhere I go...I was just violated tagain by that ugly green troll for the second time today. And I will not have it again. Now..Do you have any idea what that is like to be ravished and stalked by a troll? Please dont make me beg for your help."

Qui-Gon looked at him." No I wouldnt know, and frankly i'm glad I dont know. And..." Long pause," I dont know what to do about it..But..Perhaps you should speak with my 'Master', perhaps she would have an idead.l But your knocking on the door. I'm not stupid enough to risk her wrath."

Mace sighed." yes that would be wise to ask a woman! Thank you Qui-Gon..You have been most helpful." Takes a bite of his desert and sets it down. " That's rather tastey..Good work on it." He said and walked o ver knocking on Obi-Wans door. Adds...Mace at the last bite of the forbidden desert.

Qui-Gon looked at the emply bowl, sniffle." That was mine." Goes to sit down on his chair." Okay, preview of the day...I walk in on my apprentice, find out that apprentice is not a boy, but a girl. I am nearly ravished by said apprentice. Mace threatens my chocolate mousse, then..Mace eats my chocolate mousse. Life is not fair."

End of Chapter 3! Hope you enjoyed it. Please Review! Thanks so much.