.:Author's Note:.
Yoko: …hi
Zera: HELLO WORLD AND ALL WHO INHABIT IT!
Yoko: …what the hell?
Zera: me is hyper, hyper hyper! Wooooooooooo!
Yoko: (sweat drop) uh, yeah. This is one of those times that I'm glad you don't own Kingdom Hearts. (ooo, secret disclaimer…)
Zera: but I do!
Yoko: (shocked) what?
Zera: I own it! in my mind!
Yoko: so you don't really own it?
Zera: …no…
Yoko: good. Thanks for the reviews, and here's the next chapter.
Dinner, Bets, Gasp!
The group walked down the halls, none of them really knowing where they were going except Mickey of course. Yoko and Zera still adorned their ripped and bloodied clothing, and Riku and Takuto still had blood on their clothes too. Kairi and Sora had stayed at a distance that allowed them not to get hit with the blood. Zera looked around self-consciously.
"Soooooooo…um, can we, like, change…or something?" she asked Mickey as they turned another corner.
"Yes you may. I'm showing Riku and Takuto a place they can get some new clothes at, and then you Twilight Masters need to come with me. You'll be getting uniforms, and Sora will be getting new clothes as well. Kairi, you can go with Riku and Takuto if you wish to change too," Mickey said. Kairi nodded as they stopped in front of a door.
"Is this where you're dropping us off?" Takuto asked.
"Yes. In here are some people who will help you get some clothes that are clean, and fit," the mouse king replied.
"Thanks," Kairi said as the three walked into the room. The other four walked on down the next hall.
"This…is a really big place. It's even bigger than your house Yoko!" Zera exclaimed.
"So?" Yoko said, rolling her eyes.
"You had a big house? How big?" Sora asked.
"It was huge compared to my house, but this place really puts my house to shame," Zera told him.
"Your house wasn't that small, and my house wasn't all that big either. But this place really does put our houses to shame what with all the elegant things in it," Yoko stated. Sora was a little confused as he had never been to either of their houses before, but didn't say anything after that until they got to their destination.
"Here we are. Daisy and Minnie are in here to help you out," Mickey told them. They nodded and walked in. Mickey left to over see the dinner preparations. As they walked further in they saw the two women he had told them about huddled up talking about something.
"Hellooooo!" Zera called out to them. They jumped and turned around to see the trio. Minnie smiled and rushed over to them.
"Hello Twilight Masters and Keyblade Master. It's a pleasure to meet you all. Now, I suspect you are here to claim your uniforms, are you not?" she said happily.
"Yep!" Zera said, confirming her assumption.
"So what do you have?" Yoko asked.
"There are a two choices for the Twilight Masters. As for you Sora, we had an outfit specially made for you for when you came," Daisy said. She handed him the clothes and pointed him in the direction of the bathroom so he could change. Minnie took the two girls over to a closet and opened it up. She pulled out four outfits, two for each girl, and laid them out on the bed.
"These are your choices. I suggest the pink one," she said. Both girls twitched as they stared at the pink outfit. Not even bothering to look at the design, they both mentally decided to go with the other outfit no matter what it looked like.
"It's…really pink," Zera said.
"Is that the one you-"
"Hell no!" they both shouted.
"Uh…okay. I'll put those back, since you obviously chose the other ones," Daisy said, taking the pink clothes as Minnie recovered from the girls' outburst. Sora came out of the bathroom in his new clothes (they're exactly like his new ones in KH2. sorry, I'm too lazy to write the description of it, and it would suck anyway, but anywho…). Yoko and Zera went in to change. Zera looked at Yoko and then at the ground as she started to change.
"Hey Yoko?" she asked in an unusually calm voice.
"What?" Yoko asked. It sounded cold and mean when she said it, but Zera knew her friend was concerned.
"What are we gonna do when our planet's restored?" she asked. Yoko shrugged.
"How should I know? If all is back to normal, we'll probably get sent back there, and we'll go on as if none of this ever happened. Not that anyone would believe us if we told them," she stated. Zera shrugged and nodded.
Five talkative minutes later…"Alright! Let's go out there and show Riku how sexy you are," Zera shouted, her hyperness back. A pink tint spread across Yoko's face and she slapped her friend upside the head.
"I don't like him you know. He's my rival!" she said as they walked out. Minnie and Daisy had left and gotten the others while they were changing. The two girls stared at their friends for a span of one minute with only silence.
"Uh…Ta da?" Zera said.
Their friends took in the new outfits their friends now had on. Zera's shirt was black with silver lining, and long sleeved with the right sleeve ripped off. On the left sleeve was a white cloud design with silver stars and moons climbing up and down the arm. It showed a small portion of her stomach. Her jeans were navy with chains wrapping around her waist and then down her right leg. The chains weren't loops but stars with crescent moons after every few stars. On her left leg was a black band with two chains hanging from it. On one of the chains was a crescent moon and on the other was a star…again.
Yoko's outfit was a little different from Zera's. The shirt was red with black lining. It stopped above her navel and the shirt had a collar that came up her neck and inch, but was cut downward into a v-neckat the center. She also wore a dog tag necklace that was on a long chain. Her jeans were blue and, like Zera, had a chain going around her waist and down left leg that was made of silver hoops that were connected by black ribbon. On her right leg was a black band with one chain on it. From the chain hung a silver cross. She also wore black fingerless gloves. (Their shoes are like Leon's, okay? Good.)
Takuto and Riku found themselves blushing at seeing their friend's new outfits. Zera leaned over to Yoko with a smile.
"Riku's blushing at you! He thinks you're sexy!" she whispered. Yoko's face grew hot as she smacked Zera upside the head.
"No he doesn't," she said angrily. Everyone stared at them.
"Uh…yeah," Zera said. Yoko rolled her eyes and leaned over to whisper to Zera.
"Well Takuto's blushing at you," she said. Zera blushed and kicked Yoko's shin.
"Ow! What the hell!" she shouted.
"Um, okay. I don't know what you're whispering about but can we go eat at some point?" Kairi asked. Before they left for dinner, Zera was able to catch a glimpse at what Takuto was wearing. He wore a white short sleeve shirt and over that he wore a black leather jacket. He wore his chain necklaces as well. His pants were baggy blue jeans with a few rips in it. (By the way Riku and Kairi are wearing what they wore in KH2!)
Zera blushed again and followed the others to the dining hall staring at the floor. As they entered the dining room they gawked at the food on the table. Basically it was anything and everything you could think of that was on the table. The king and queen sat at both ends of the table. Yoko sat across from Takuto. Zera sat next to Yoko with Riku across from her, Sora next to him, and Kairi across from Sora. All was silent until the King started conversation.
"Sooooo……………………" said the king.
"Um…can we eat?" Zera asked.
"To your stomach's content," Mickey told them.
"FOOD! THIS IS GONNA WAY BETTER THAN KAIRI'S COOKING!" Sora shouted. He then proceeded to shovel food into his mouth unaware of the girl across from him glaring daggers, swords, maces, and many other pointy things.
"What did you say?" she asked, fuming.
"That this is better than your… cooking?" Sora said.
"That's what I thought," she said picking up a chicken leg that was nearby. She chucked it at Sora only to land in his mouth. He pulled the chicken from his mouth with a bite taken out of it.
"Yum," he said in pleasure. He looked over at Yoko as he ate the rest of the chicken Kairi had thrown at him and saw that she was eating a salad.
"Yoko? Are you eating a salad cause you think you're fat?" Sora asked. Apparently poor Sora's brain has left him at the moment. Yoko bent her fork.
"What did you say?" she said through clenched teeth.
"He said he thinks you're fat cause you're eating a salad!" Zera said with a smile. Sora twitched as he saw Yoko bend her fork further.
"Um…not in those exact…words," he said. There was a silence before they all saw Riku hit Sora across the face except for Sora himself who was on the receiving end. And thus Sora's brain returned to him. Everyone stared at Riku. He shrugged.
"I just felt like it," he said. Sora, being on the floor now, decided to crawl over to Takuto and see what he was up to. He stood up and pocked Takuto in the shoulder.
"Takuto?" he said. "Takuto? TAKUTO!" Sora shouted.
"WWHHHAATTT!" Takuto shouted back.
"What are you up to now a' days?"
"Eating. You?"
"Getting hit violently by my best friend," he said. "…Nothin' new really."
"Oh, I see," Takuto said. "Umm…"
"Yeah?"
"This conversation is over," he said returning to his meal.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zera screamed. "I JUST REALIZED THAT I ATE A BURGER! THAT POOR COW!"
"You're worried about a cow?" Riku asked.
"She likes them and refuses to eat steak, burgers, or any meat except for chicken and pork," Yoko stated as Zera continued to sob over the lost cow that she had eaten.
"It's okay Zera," Takuto said. "Just take a deep breath and calm down. Have a salad."
"You think your fat too?" Sora asked. Apparently his brain hasn't really returned yet.
"THAT'S IT! YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!" Yoko shouted. She and Zera attacked Sora, hitting him with the objects closets to them.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Sora shouted. "RIKU HELP ME!"
"Nope," he said. "You made fun of them and now you pay their price."
"IT HURTS!" Sora shouted in pain. Kairi laughed a little, after him making fun of her cooking, he really needed a beating. Yoko held Sora up by the back of his shirt.
"You wanna take a hit?" she asked Kairi.
"I'll pass," Kairi said.
"Okay, more for me," Yoko said, punching Sora in the stomach. Sora sat on the floor. "Done with the wise ass jokes?"
"Yeah," he said. Yoko and Zera walked away laughing. And so everyone went back to eat the rest of what was left on the table. As they ate, Kairi had noticed Riku glance up at Yoko and Takuto glancing up at Zera every so often. After they had finished she walked up to Mickey.
"I have a question about the rooms we'll be staying in," she said.
"Yes?"
" Is it alright if I share a room with Sora, Yoko shares a room with Riku, and Zera shares a room with Takuto?" she asked.
"Sure. I didn't have any specific arrangements before so that will be fine. The guest rooms are down the hall over there. You're free to use any of the rooms you like," Mickey said. "Now I have some things to do. Would you mind showing the others where the rooms are?"
"Sure," Kairi said smiling. Her great plan was unfolding just as she wanted it to. 'Phase 1 of Operation: Get everyone together before they find out what I am up too, is unfolding perfectly! God that's a long title,' she thought.And as she finished her thoughts she was again with everyone.
"Hey, where's Mickey?" Zera asked.
"He has some things to do right now, but he told me the sleeping arrangements. Follow me everyone!" Kairi said, pointing to the hallway where the rooms were located. They followed her and stopped in front of a room.
"Alright. This one is Yoko and Riku's," Kairi said.
"WHAT!" they yelled.
"Too late, your rooms have already been previously chosen for by the king. Live with it," Kairi said happily, shoving the two yelling teens into the room and then slamming the door in their faces.
"On to the next room," Kairi said, smile still in place. They walked across the hallway and Kairi opened the doors to the next room. "Here is Zera and Takuto's room."
"Cool!" Zera shouted.
"Huh?" Takuto asked. Kairi pushed the two in and walked away after shutting the door.
"I guess we are in the next room right?" Sora asked.
"Yup," Kairi said. "You make fun of my cooking again and I'll get Zera and Yoko in there. I have them on speed dial." Sora and Kairi walked over to the next room and went in.
With Zera and Takuto…
"Um…so…there's only one bed," Zera said.
"Do…you want the bed? I'll sleep on the floor if you do," Takuto said.
"No, no that's okay. I can sleep on the floor and you take the bed. I'm used to it."
"I insist."
"No, no, no, I insist."
"Please, go on."
"I couldn't."
"Zera…please, just take the bed," Takuto said. Zera thought for a moment and then smiled.
"Well…how about this. We share the bed. It should be big enough," she said. She jumped onto the bed with a grin. Takuto sighed.
"Well if that seems to be the only agreement we can come upon, then fine," he said.
With Yoko and Riku…
"Hell no!" Yoko said. "There's one fucking bed? What the hell is that all about?"
"Who gets it?" Riku asked.
"You're sleeping on the floor."
"Like hell I will."
"Get used to it."
"How about a card game. Whoever wins gets the bed. Deal?"
"Deal," Yoko said, getting a deck of cards out of the desk in the corner of the room. They sat on the floor and the game was on.
With Kairi and Sora…
Sora and Kairi sat on the bed, Sora to the left and Kairi to the right. Kairi was reading a magazine when Sora spoke up.
"Who do you think will hook up first?" he asked.
"Zera and Takuto. No way will Yoko and Riku admit that they like each other anytime soon."
"I agree, but I bet that during the night they will kiss."
"Tch, yeah right."
"Wanna bet?"
"Okay. Ten bucks says neither of the two couples kiss."
"Fine. Ten bucks says they do kiss, but I also put another five bucks on the table."
"Why?"
"I bet Riku is gonna get laid tonight."
"WHAT THE-! SORA THAT IS NASTY!"
"It could happen."
"Fine. Deal. Now shut up and let me read. I hope I don't have nightmares tonight."
With Yoko and Riku…
Yoko was now sitting on the bed rather happily while Riku sat on the floor. Yoko got off the bed, grabbed her bag, and walked into the restroom to change into her pajamas, which was a black kami and white shorts. She walked out and Riku walked in to change as well. She put her bag on the floor, next to the bed, and pulled out her book, 'The Shining'. She jumped onto the bed and started to read when Riku walked out in his boxers, which were black with a skull on the left side.
"WHAT THE HELL!" she shouted.
"ALL GUYS WEAR THEY'RE BOXERS TO BED DAMMIT!" Riku shouted.
"I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT BEFORE BED!" Yoko shouted.
"WELL THERE WAS NO REASON FOR YOU TO LOOK NOW WAS THERE?"
"I CAN'T HELP IT IF I SEE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAPPEN TO BE IN THE SAME GODDAM ROOM AS ME!"
"GOOD NIGHT MY- OHMIGOSH!" Zera shouted as she entered the room. She saw Riku who was glaring at Yoko who was now looking at Zera.
"Um…sorry if I interrupted you two or something. I was just coming over to say goodnight to you guys so…goodnight!" she said. She turned to leave and bumped into Takuto.
"Oh, sorry. I was just going to say goodnight also," he said.
"That's nice. I guess you were right about all guys wearing boxers to sleep in," Yoko said.
"Duh," Riku said. Takuto and Zera closed the door behind them.
"Okay that was weird," Takuto said as they closed their door behind them. Zera nodded and they both got onto the bed.
The next morning at breakfast…
Sora walked up to Riku. "So…did you get laid last night?" he asked. Riku twitched.
"What…the hell Sora?" Riku asked.
"Yes or no," Sora said.
"No. Why the hell would you think I would? Were you betting that I would or something?" Riku asked suspiciously.
"Uh…no. Nothing of the sort," Sora said. "Damn…I lost the bet," he whispered to himself. All of a sudden Yoko walked into the room and punched Sora, sending him flying into the nearby wall.
"What was that for?" Riku asked.
"I'm grumpy in the morning," she stated.
"So you didn't hear the part about him betting that I would get laid last night?" he asked.
"Oh no, I heard that," she said, and then walked over to get her breakfast.
After breakfast they all got dressed and walked out of the castle to head to the next world. As they walked out of the castle, the same crowd of people that were there the previous day was crowding the streets. Fan-boys screaming like little girls.
"GASP!" shouted the same man they met when they first landed. "IT'S THEM!" The guards of the castle tried to control the crowd so the group of teens could get to their ship. Once on the ship they closed the door so no one could follow them in. Once inside Yoko immediately grabbed the part of her jeans that covered her knees and ripped them both.
"What the fuck?" Riku said. Yoko shrugged.
"More comfortable," she stated and walked off to the cockpit. "Where do you guys wanna go now?"
"HALLOWEEN TOWN!" Zera shouted. "I WANNA SEE SANTA! I WAS GOOD ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEAR!"
"Halloween Town it is," Yoko said as she started the ship.
.:Author's Note:.
Zera: so…this is the end of the chapter! This was mainly written for fluff.
Yoko: sora thought Riku. . .and me would… I'M GONNA KILL HIM! (starts pounding Sora in the background)
Sora: saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Zera: yup. Sorry it took so long for this to come out. I have excuses, but I don't want to bore you with them.Yoko: well, review or Sora will suffer for it (sora screams like the little school girl he is on the inside)
Zera: uh…yeah. Review!
