Thanks you to all the people who gave me pleasant reviews. To people who have a freaking cereal code for a pin name you know who you are you can bite me. Anyways I'm happy that you like it but I'm missing someone and you know who you are! Here goes chapter 23 for all my fellow readers and writers.
It's December 14th and the girls are looking at wedding gowns and braids maids dresses. Phoebe picks up a purple dress and puts it over her. They look at her.
Phoebe: I would like a grape still on the vine walking down in this.(Paige laughs a little and Piper hits her)It's ok I know I'm big. I just can't wait to the big day(puts the dress back)
Paige: I hope you don't have the big day on Prue's wedding day
Piper: Shh if you say that Prue will get more nervous and try to cancel the wedding...(Phoebe stops her)
Phoebe: until after the baby is born so?
Piper: We already sent out the wedding invitations(Phoebe laughs)
Paige: come on Piper Prue isn't you(picks up a wedding dress. The dress is like a renaissance dress. It's V-cut with puffy sleeves that starts at mid shoulder and ends and mid up her and below her elbow down the sleeves flow. It has with beads going down her skirt which flows past her feet)hmm
Piper: Believe me Phoebe wasn't me either but she panicked
Phoebe:(smiles)believe me all women panic on their wedding day even you will(Paige looks up from the dress and at her)That's what you want to get married in when you marry Glen?
Paige: No I'm getting married in the summer not winter(puts the dress back)and we're not getting married anytime soon. I don't even think I want to marry him.
Piper: Yeah right(picks up at red dress)god if I wouldn't look like Rudolph's nose in this(Paige smiles)
Phoebe: Why don't you want to marry Glen?
Paige: I do! it's just lately all we do is argue
Phoebe: Why?
Paige: I've been grumpy with him because he's with the elders and he's mad with the elders and I try to talk to him but he leaves and last night the elders didn't need him but you needed me because of a demon and the reason I was late for the vanquish is because we had a 5minute argument. The elders ruin everything.
Piper: that they do
Phoebe: honey you love him...he loves you it's going to be ok. It's just a phase...
Paige:(chuckles)I don't think so(rolls her eyes)I just want to spend time with him and I have a feeling that's not going to happen until my little nieces or nephews are born. I hope Prue picks a nice color for us to wear(Someone clears their throat and they turn to see Prue standing there in a wedding dress)oh Prue you look so beautiful(Prue smiles. She is wearing a strapless dress with a lacy jacket. The jacket covers the neck but going to down to her chest it opens more and more showing the top over her wedding dress. The dress and jacket(long sleeve)is heavily beaded and has re-embroidered lace and a royal train)
Prue: thanks(blushes)
Phoebe: look at my big sister blushing
Piper: leave her alone Phoebe(goes over and puts her arm around Phoebe's waist)honey look at you...you are so beautiful and hot Andy is going to want to jump on you when your coming down the ales
Prue:(laughs)are you sure this is me?
Piper: Prue this is your seventh dress ok? I'm pregnant and sleepy and all the dresses you wore were pretty on you
Phoebe: and the eight dresses you tried on five times each yesterday looked nice also. Honey this is you're dress?
Prue: good because I like it
Paige: ok what about our braids maid dress(Piper and Phoebe moan)
Prue: if you two feel so strongly about me shopping go home. Use you're baby's powers. Me and Paige will be fine
Piper: No because if you pick something we don't like we will be forced to say no to being your braids maids and me no to being your matron of honor(maid of honor for people who do know what that is)
Prue: fine but if you faint it's not my fault(picks up the dress by the tail)I wonder if I can find this in Ivory(walks back to the dressing room)
Phoebe: Did you get the hotel room ready for Prue's Bachelorette party.
Paige: Yep...Sheila, Francis, Kindle, Alexia and Meg are coming. Then after they leave we're having the magical party so...we have some fairies, nymphs, Angles, Walking mermaids...
Piper: no sea hags?
Paige: No sea hags...Mom and grams who order the strippers
Phoebe: oh god not magical strippers
Paige: yes and grams almost got the naked trolls but I put my foot down on that. Anyways um we also have some witches coming; like our friend Billy Phoebe
Phoebe: oh I haven't seen her sense she and Murphy got married.
Paige: Yep! So we should have some fun tonight...
Piper: how come I didn't get all this people to come to my party?
Phoebe: because you didn't want them or didn't have a party, Prue's very social able and Paige clearly didn't throw the party(she sits down and pulls Piper next to her)
Paige: thanks I think(Phoebe nods)
Piper: so what time is this party supposed to be happening?
Paige: in two hours(looks at her phone)
Phoebe: sweetie I know you want to call him so go ahead
Paige: no-no his just going to have to call me besides he knows I'm spending time with my sisters so he better call me tomorrow.
Piper: Phoebe I'm having a feeling there is more to this
Phoebe: me too...honey did you say something to him that made the argument intense
Paige: No
Piper: Yeah right and Holy Marie Combs didn't just have another baby boy named Riley. I loved her in picket fence and the name Riley. Hey what do you think of...
Phoebe: no you are not naming my niece or nephew that so you just think again
Piper: fine go ahead Paige
Paige: Darn I thought you forgot about me
Phoebe: not when you do something naughty or wrong
Paige:(glares)ok I did say something? In the middle of our argument I said "Strippers are coming tonight and sense you haven't been here for me I'm going to look for comfort in them"
Piper: oh Paige you didn't
Phoebe: ouch
Paige: I know-I know I didn't mean too. I love him it's just we haven't been ourselves and I was waiting to talk to him but when I did the bottled stuff just came out as an argument
Phoebe: mm so are you going to apologize?
Paige: no are you kidding? he said some out of character and unforgivable things too.
Piper: Yep she's a Halliwell just as stubborn
Phoebe: come on Paige as women we are the bigger people. Just call him.
Paige: fine I will but later when I'm not with my sisters(plays with her neck and rubs it)
Phoebe: uh oh is your neck bothering you?
Paige: no
Piper: Paige it is and your stressing. You better make up with Glen before Prue notices and you ruin her suppose to be good time tonight.(Prue walks over with the wedding dress in a cover sheet)
Prue: hey I was wondering if I could keep this at Glen's apartment(Paige rubs harder on her neck at the motion of his name)or magic school so Andy won't see it? What's wrong?(gives her a look)Why are you stressing?
Paige: I'm not it's just that I need a new pillow and bed. It's losing it's perk.
Prue: ok I'll take that to mind during Christmas shopping. Hey do you guys want to get out here and eat?
Paige: What about the dresses?
Prue: the prices are to high...I'm thinking about going magical shopping tomorrow they are way cheaper. Especially sense they know I'm a charmed one they'll take something down
Paige:(mumbles)you've been hanging out with Glen to much
Prue: huh?
Paige: nothing!! What if they don't like us?
Prue: then they're scared of us either way we win
Phoebe: how about we go to the spa...I know this nice place
Piper: of course you do. Jason has you get a massage every day.
Phoebe: We'll I'm pregnant and very discomfort able and I'm sure if Leo had the money he would do it for you too
Piper: oh I don't any strange man to rub me down...I have my husband and he can do something Jason obviously can't
Paige: oh she told you Phoebe(Piper smiles happily. Prue hits Paige and looks at her younger sisters)
Prue: look cranky's I will drive you and you two better get a nap in before we go to the spa so come on(helps them up)lets go(Piper and Phoebe walk ahead still arguing)
Paige: You know they're funnier when they're pregnant
Prue: crazy is more like it...shoot me if I am ever like that(Paige gives her the thumbs up)Come on lets go before one of them pushs the other in the street(Paige nods and they quickly rush out)
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Leo is putting out drinks at P3, The room is filled with black and white balloons. The club door opens and Glen comes down with a tray of food. He puts it on one of the booths, then Jason comes down with another tray.
Leo: Wow guys don't you think this is enough food?
Jason:(smiles)Are you kidding me Glen's a pig(Glen punches his arm)
Glen: besides the whole police force is coming and the elders and some of Andy's other died friends.
Jason: like in a ghost?
Glen: Don't worry they won't be transparent. Any who your dad in law is coming and Andy's Dad is bringing his friends and brothers so...also we're having some strippers tonight. So 3trays of chicken wings, spicy, buffalo, and regular. We got steak, string beans, chips, clam dip, nuts, beer, red beans in rice, chili, pigs in blankets, subs, baked beans, and a salad(they give him a questionable look)Paige made me buy it.
Jason: Before or after the fight?
Glen: Before man(goes to the back and pull out a huge screen TV)and the football game
Jason: Yes I can't believe you got it
Glen: told you I wasn't playing
Leo: what about the strippers? I don't think Piper will like this even though she knows
Glen: So the girls are getting male ones...anyways the men who want to look at them will...I have a TV and that's all I need
Jason: He is so depressing isn't he(Glen lounges down and eats some chips)can't you wait for the guest and groom?
Glen: hell no(Jason laughs)
Leo: Andy should be here with his dad and uncles in an hour and the guest should be arriving soon. That means Prue's first party is over with and the next one should be starting
Jason: They better behave
Glen: Don't worry you'll know if it goes bad...that's if Phoebe goes into later?
Leo: Besides I will call Piper every five minutes so she can check on me and I can check on her.
Glen: Wow she doesn't trust you that much?
Leo: She trust me with the women...just not her club(Jason laughs a little)
Glen: mm just like a woman
Leo: Are you going to be like this all night?(he doesn't answer)why don't you just apologize?
Glen: Because she is more wrong then I am
Jason: Glen as a man we have to be bigger...all men are.
Glen: Well I'm going to be smaller because I'm not apologizing to Paige Faith Matthews(turns on the TV. Jason looks at Leo who shrugs)
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Prue is sitting in the middle of the room wrapped in toilet paper. Patty, Penny, Piper, Phoebe, Shelia(who stayed for the second party)Billy, fairy's, nymphs, mermaids and angles stand in front of her laughing. Prue is wearing a wedding hat.
Prue: Oh I am so going to get you guys back for this
Paige: just be thankful your real wedding dress doesn't look like this.
Prue: that I am(the door is knocked)
Penny:(calls)who is it?
Mans voice: room service you guys are being to loud...could you answer the door I need to talk to you(Patty goes over to the door and answers it. There stands two hot men)
Patty: oh we're sorry it's my daughter's bachelorette party
Man: oh(walks in and Prue puts up her eyebrow. Piper takes Phoebe over to a seat and sits them down. Shelia smiles at Prue)well in that cause(rips off his shirt and starts dancing. The other one pulls out a boom box and turns it on and also strips. The ladies start screaming and cheering)you have to have a little fun before you get married(dances over to Prue who covers her mouth laughing. Paige pulls out a dollar and waves it. Prue looks at Grams who smacks the stripper ass who's dancing in front of Prue)
Grams: Here's my present for you Prue do you like it?(yells like a man)come here sweetheart I'm not the one getting married she could get in trouble(he shakes over to Penny)whooo
Prue: yay grams great(Paige walks over to Prue and whispers)
Paige: I hope she doesn't have another heart attack(Prue chuckles to herself)don't hurt him Grams(Grams laughs and starts dancing with him)(mumbles)we know it's been awhile(Prue rubs her head and smiling. Looks at her phone and sighs)
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At P3 the men and even the strippers are watching the game. Andy, Victor and Al stand up and smack hands when the "San Diego Chargers" score. Leo and Jason yell along with the strippers who are still fully dressed.
Andy: Girls if we win I'm giving you extra pay
Girl 1: good Chargers
Darryl: come on Skins you can do it
Andy: We are going to burry you a live Dar
Darryl: girls if we win I'm paying you tripple
Girl 2: go Skins(Andy laughs and hits Glen who's sitting next to him. Glen looks up at him but Andy keeps his eyes on the TV)
Andy: Do me a favor and call her...
Glen: I'm watching the game
Andy: Your not paying attention to it you're looking at your phone go ahead that's an order(Glen sighs, gets up and goes to the back. Stands up quickly)Damn it
Darryl: What did I tell you we kick ass?
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Paige is watching the strippers and Prue pushes her leg. She looks at Prue.
Prue: go call him...
Paige: But
Prue: now Missy it's a order from your big sister so you have to listen(Paige sighs, gets up and goes in the bathroom)
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In Piper's office he starts to dial Paige's cell
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In the bathroom she starts to dial Glen's cell
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They both look at the phone and both lines say busy
Paige/Glen: Damn(sighs and they go back to the parties)
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