Currently in the story, Yuki has a fever, Kagura's killing Kyo, Aaya and Shigure are flirting, Tohru's going crazy with housework, and Momiji and Haru just arrived. Sounds like hell so far, but you don't know the definition of hell until you've read this chapter. Hope you enjoy! Also there is alota of swearing so be prepared! Sorry if there are errors!

Momiji looked over at the sake bottle.

"I wonder if that's grape juice?" Momiji reached for the bottle.

Haru was spacing out looking at the ceiling when he finally realized that Momiji was guzzling down the contents of the bottle.

"Momiji, what are you doing?" Haru asked him with the same emotionless expression he always wears.

Momiji stopped drinking and gave Haru a drunken smile. "What's it to yea, you fat cow?" Momiji fell over laughing.

"Mo…miji?" Haru looked down at his giggling cousin. "Are you drunk?"

Momiji sat up trying to talk with the most serious face he could.

"Nah, I only drank some grape juice!" Momiji hiccupped and then fell over again. "Ahaha!" Momiji spun on the ground.

"Hmm…" Haru picked up the half empty bottle and sniffed it. "Sake…" Haru sighed. Momiji, why didn't you read the label on the bottle? Geez, how stupid can you get?" Haru shook his head in disgust.

Momiji drunkenly sat up again. "Well, screw you! I'm not the one who got dumped by that bitch Rin! Momiji stuck his tongue out at Haru.

"What'd you say?" Haru clenched his fist.

"I said I'm not the one who got dumped by that fucking bitchy whore, Rin!" Momiji shouted. He then began to roll around on the ground. "Hey this is fun! Wee!" Momiji rolled away.

"Haru sat on the couch trying to ignore the comment that Momiji just made, but failed to.

"DAMN YOU, YOU FUCKING BUNNY!" Haru had officially gone black. "I'LL KILL YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Haru smashed the table. "DAMNIT!" He went on a smashing rampage.

Meanwhile Kyo finally finished in the bathroom

"Man, I can't take any more of this crap!" Kyo said whipping off his mouth.

"Kyo-kun!" Kagura sang as she glomped Kyo to death! "My Love!"

"Damnit, go home already!" Kyo struggled to brake free. "I thought you came here to see that damn rat!"

"Aw, I forgot about Yun-chan!"

Just then a worn out Tohru came out of the kitchen.

"Yuki-kun is in bed right now." Tohru panted, "I was actually just about to upstairs to take his temperature and give him his medicine."

………..

"Oh, so since Tohru-kun is busy with Yun-chan…" Kagura squeezed Kyo tighter. "I get to stay here with MY LOVE!"

"Help…me…" Kyo begged Tohru.

"Ahaha!" A sweat droplet went down the back of Tohru's head. "I'll be right back… Then we can have dinner." Tohru slowly backed up into the kitchen.

"Don't leave me with this psychotic bitch…" Kyo whimpered.

"WHAT THE HELL YOU CALL ME!" Kagura twisted Kyo's neck.

"GAH I CAN'T BREATHE!" Kyo shouted.

Meanwhile Aaya and Shigure were still gazing at each other.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Aaayyyyyyyaaaaaaaa-Niiiiiiii!" Momiji sang as he rolled by Shigure and Aaya.

Haru was chasing behind Momiji.

"DAMN RABBIT!" Haru yelled. "YOU STUPID…." Haru stopped and looked at both Aaya and Shigure who were still gazing at each other with sparkles surrounding them.

………………

"Oh knock it off already!" Haru shouted at them

………. Silence……….

"Oh, screw you!" Haru yelled

"RIN IS A BIG FAT STUPID HEAD!" Momiji yelled. "SO ARE YOU, YOU FAT COW! HA HA HA!"

"DAMN RABBIT!" Haru began to chase Momiji again.

"GAHHHHHHH!" Kyo ran by Aaya and Shigure.

"Wait Kyo-kun MY LOVEE!" Kagura shouted

Everyone is running around while Aaya and Shigure stood there like statues.

Back with Tohru in the Kitchen…

"Let's see, I've got the thermometer now where is that medicine Hatori prescribed." Tohru was reaching into the cabinets.

"Ah here it is." Tohru grabbed the pill bottle. "He'll need water to take his pill." Tohru grabbed a glass and filled it with water.

Tohru walked up the stairs as chaos went on down stairs. She walked upstairs with the pills and thermometer in one hand and the glass of water in the other. She walked up to Yuki's door realizing she had no free hands.

"Uh…" She put the glass of water down and opened the door.

Yuki was sleeping soundly until he heard the door open.

"Huh?" Yuki groggily shifted in his bed.

"I'm sorry, were you still sleeping?" Tohru picked up the glass and walked in.

"Oh, Honda-san…" Yuki rubbed his eyes.

"It's time for me to check your temperature." Tohru put the glass and pills on Yuki's nightstand.

"Eh?" Yuki looked up at Tohru with sorrowful eyes and rosy pink cheeks.

"Now…" Tohru bent down to Yuki and pressed a hand against his forehead... She felt the heat radiate of his forehead. "You feel quite warm…" Tohru removed her hand and put the thermometer in Yuki's mouth. She waited patiently then took out the thermometer and read it.

"102.5, that's higher then before." Tohru grabbed the pills and water. "Here take these." Tohru held out the pills and water.

"Right…" Yuki slowly sat up and took the pills from her hands. He popped them in his mouth and swallowed them with the water.

"Now then, do you want something to eat? How about some leek stew? I hear it's the best thing for bringing down a fever." Tohru smiled at Yuki.

"Sure…" Yuki nodded.

"Okay then, leek stew it is." Tohru stood up. "Why don't you go back to sleep for now?"

"Okay…" Yuki lay back down and went to sleep.

"Be back soon." Tohru crept up to the door and opened it. She then quietly closed it behind her and headed back down stairs.

Sorry for ending it there. Chapter 3 will come out soon. Yeah Fanfiction! Also again if you have a youtube account find Natsuhiboshui!