25 Days of Christmas
Summary: Botan based romance drabbles posted every day in December until Christmas. Crossovers are with: FMA IY DBZ YGO. Rating may change.
Rating for this chapter: T
Paring: Shigure/Botan
Genre: Romance/Humor
FMC: Hello, once again this chapter is out late at night. Sorry, after school I had to stay for a few hours because we're practicing for our chorus festival… anyway I think this is one of my favorite chapters, it's so funny. To me, any way. So please read and review!
Chapter Five: Dead Pervert Writing
When the slide door was suddenly flung open, Yuki, Kyo, and Shigure assumed it would be Kagura. So Tohru, being ever kind, went to greet said bore. But when the customary scream of: "KYO MY LOVE! WHERE ARE YOU?" wasn't heard, the trio began to worry.
Although Kyo and Yuki's worry turned to humor when a banshee screech of, "That dog's going to die!" And a worried squeak from Tohru. Shigure let a shiver of fear run down his spine before the sliding door was nearly torn down and the bright blue hair of one Botan Boatman (she wasn't good with last names) was seen; red in the face and holding a book in her hands.
"Hello there Botan…" Shigure said with a wide smile while the blue-haired girl pointed a finger at the dog who was wishing he had more time to escape.
"You… you dirty old pervert!" And just like that Botan and stormed over and slapped Shigure frankly in the face. When he recovered, Shigure fringed innocence.
"What did I do, dearest Botan?" Absently rubbing at his red mark on his cheek. Botan shoved the book into his face and huffed.
"This dirty book you made, on the cover this girl, who is naked mind you, looks just like me; and the guy looks like you!" Botan said darkly, while Kyo and Yuki colored faintly. Shigure blinked slowly,
"But it's not you, she just resembles you." Botan growled and dropped the book on the wooden table.
"Fine, this woman who resembles me and this man who resembles you-" She was cut off by Shigure,
"No, that man is me." Botan's jaw dropped and she resisted the urge to slap him a second time.
"Okay, so you wrote a book, in which a woman that looks like me and you have sex in every chapter? Do you have any idea of sexual harassed I was on my way home!? So many guys were grabbing on my butt, it wasn't even funny!" Shigure couldn't help but let chuckle slip out anyway.
"Sorry?" Botan's pink eyes narrowed and she picked up the book once more and threw in into the dog's face.
"Well just for that, we aren't going to be sleeping in the same bed until next year. Merry Christmas, may you enjoy your book and another few months of one-man Twister." Botan said darkly before blowing the dog a kiss and walking out of the Sohma home. Shigure whimpered, reaching a hand out to the already gone woman.
"But… but… I want to play Twister with you!"
Next Chapter: Haru/Botan