False Gundams?
Maybe because you are an insult to Gundams everywhere?! Growled Wing Zero.
"What the…?! I didn't think that the audio program I just installed would take effect so quickly!" said Heero, startled.
"Why? Why would you hurt my friends, Wing Zero?" asked Captain.
Feh, you still don't understand… Out of all the annoying runt-of-a-Gundams, you irritate me the most!
"Ditto to that, pal!" laughed Heero.
"Why do I annoy you?"
"You look too much like Zero-One. That was the name of my first Gundam; and the fact that you look so similar to him is insulting!" replied Heero without a second thought of the affect those words would have.
The same goes for your 'friends'; Zero looks a little too much like me and that samurai fool looks like a cross between Heavyarms and Shen Long. That alone annoys me!
"Huh, I never thought of that…now that you mention it, they do look alike don't they…" mumbled Dou.
"Is that the only reason you dislike us?" said Captain, upset.
"That's only a secondary reason…the main reason we can't stand you is because you pretend to be Gundams but in reality your not!" growled Heero.
"What's that supposed to mean?!" retorted Shute.
"The Gundams of this dimension do have a right to call themselves Gundams. You lot, on the other hand, don't even come close!"
"What are you talking about?! Is this because of the fact that Captain and the others are alive?" asked Dou.
"That I could tolerate; but there is a different reason why you can't call yourselves true Gundams," said Heero vaguely.
"What is it?" Shute asked.
"Remember how badly your Captain friend was damaged when Quatre stepped on him by mistake?"
"How could I forget?" grumbled Shute.
"The damage he sustained were too great for only being stepped on. If he were an actual Gundam, the damage wouldn't have been so serious and he'd still be in his original body," said Heero.
"Would you get to the point already?!" griped Dou.
Captain and the others aren't made from the right metal.
"What's so bad about that?" asked Dou.
They aren't made from the same material that we have. They don't have ANY Gundanium alloy in their make-up at all!
"What? What's Gundanium alloy?" said Shute.
"Didn't you ever wonder why they're called 'Gundams'?" asked Heero.
"Not really…"
"Why don't you tell them Dou? I'm starting to get a massive headache…" said Heero.
"The reasons our mechas are called Gundams is because of the Gundanium alloy that they're made of. It's stronger than most metals, even titanium, so they simply called them Gundams…" answered Dou.
I don't know what metal you're made of, but it definitely isn't Gundanium. If you were made of that particular metal, then maybe this whole mess could have been avoided.
"So the only reason that you dislike them is because they aren't made from the same material?! That's the most…" roared Shute.
"Wait a minute…if we're not made of the same metal, then why do you get along with the other Gundams?" said Captain.
Those suits have enough Gundanium inside their armor that they easy qualify as authentic Gundams. They don't get damaged as easily as you smaller mechas.
"I guess that makes sense. So if we were made of Gundanium like you, then you wouldn't be so irritated by us?" said Captain.
Pretty much. Like he said before, the only reason we're called Gundams in the first place is because of the alloy we were made from.
"Where can we get this alloy anyway?" asked Shute.
Heero, Dou and Wing Zero all pointed up, towards the sky.
"What's that supposed to mean?!"
"Space. The only place you can refine and make Gundanium is Outer Space."