A foolhardy plan; a mini-Gundam squished

"Then I'll just have to go out there and get some," declared Captain. He began to take off into Space when Dou yanked him back.

"Hold on there, little guy! You can't go into space like that!"

"Watch me!"

"Have you ever flown in zero gravity before? Or gone through the reentry back into the Earth's atmosphere?" asked Wu Fei.

"Yo, Wu Fei!" called Dou.

"No, I haven't done any of that. What difference does it make?!" retorted Captain.

"What difference?! It makes all the difference! If you can't fly in zero gravity, how do you expect to retrieve the Gundanium?" answered Dou.

"I'll find some way!"

You might as well let the fool go. Just don't expect us to pick up what's left of your charred remains.

"WHAT?!"

"He's right; reentry is harder than you think. The friction you experience when you switch from no gravity to gravity can be devastating to your circuits. If you aren't prepared to burn up in the reentry process, then you'll never make it back," said Quatre.

Don't even get me started on how hot reentry is…

"Hey, you were the one who wanted to land on earth without using a shuttle! Don't complain about the heat; it was YOUR idea!" retorted Heero, annoyed.

"Yeah, why did you try that Heero?" asked Quatre.

"This metal moron was tired of filling out forms and decided it would be easier to land without a shuttle! It's his own fault for being so impatient!" growled Heero, shooting a cold glare at his Gundam.

How many times are you going to bring that up?! You don't have to keep repeating the same thing every time you tell them!

"Oh shut up. Keep complaining and I'll remove that program faster than Dou can annoy me!" snorted Heero.

The other pilots started laughing, with the exception of Dou. Captain attempted to go anyway; too bad he didn't count on what Wing Zero would do! Right before Captain took off, a large shadow overtook him; followed by the heavy weight of a full-sized Gundam.

"GET OFF OF ME!!!"

Make me, RUNT…

"A little help here Shute!"

"Normally I would, but I don't want to lose you Captain!" replied Shute.

Heero was laughing at the sight of his Gundam sitting on top of a mini-mecha. He had a hard time breathing between laughs. Trowa had to throw water on him before he went into a coma from lack of air.

"Thanks! I needed that…" muttered Heero. He finally recovered enough from his laughing fit that he could stand.

"WOULD SOMEONE GET THIS GUY OFF OF ME?!" yelled Captain.

It was either I sit on you or Heero knocks out your CPU with an EMP frequency. I'm not getting up until I know you aren't going to attempt going into space unprepared.

"Wait a minute…are you actually concerned about me?!" exclaimed a startled Captain.

You're kidding, right? I just don't want to hear the pipsqueak bawling over your stupidity! He gave my pilot a big enough headache after you were stepped on!

"Do me a favor and don't remind me of that…it's bad enough that we were out of aspirin and catnip!" griped Heero.

"CATNIP?!" exclaimed the other pilots.

"If you put catnip into a hot drink it can help with headaches. I tried it once after Dou gave me a massive migraine and it actually worked!" explained Heero.

Plus it got rid of your bad breath in the morning…muttered Wing Zero.

"That's it, when this little problem is over I'm removing the audio program!" growled Heero, annoyed.