OPERATION: Save the Halfa!
By Strix Moonwing
Strix: Hi guys! Back with the second chapter of Save the Halfa! I'm also back with my co hosts!(points at StarK and the Danny crew, who are tied up to chairs)
Sam: Hey! Let us out of here you owl obsessed freak!
Strix: Hey I wouldn't be making fun of owls if I were you!
Sam:Why?
StarK: (points thumb at Danny) Because your boyfriend here was originally going to have a pet owl named...shudders...Spooky. (everyone but Danny laughs while Danny sinks into his chair in embarassment)
Tucker: Hahahahhahh! Spooky? What Butch thinking?
Sam: Tell us more!
Danny: NO!
StarK: Strix does not own Danny Phantom, if she did she would make Danny have a little white owl named Spooky like Butch Hartman was going to do.
Danny: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Strix: Hey, it was Butch's idea!
Warning: This entire chapter is a video on Halfas.
Chapter 2: The Halfa and You!
"Hello! And Thank you for choosing to watch this wonderful video in order to expand your knowledge on the majestic, mysterious creature known as…the Halfa!"
The scene shows a giant picture of Danny Phantom flying through the skies and at the top, in giant, bold letters, says, "The Halfa!"
"But what is a Halfa anyway?"
Shows ghost kid that always watches TV from Prisoners of Love. The ghost kid shrugs and said, "Like I care! Who are you anyway?" The narrator came back on.
"Cute inquisitive tike isn't he? I'm sure he is dieing to hear all he can about Halfas. Let's not disappoint him! Come on and let me show you the wonders of the Halfa!"
The ghost kid glares and says, "No really, who are you? GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"
Video one: What is a Halfa?
"A Halfa is a creature that, in most cases an idiotic human, is transmitted with the DNA of ghost like ourselves. Many different things could happen to this creature if this happens. One, it could gain super ghost powers."
Scene shows Danny getting zapped in the ghost portal when he first went inside it. "AAARRUUGGHHHHH!" screamed Danny.
"Two, it could be killed".
Scene shows Vlad getting running around with ecto-acne. "AAUUUUGGHHHH! THE ECTO-ACNE IS KILLING ME!"
"And three, it could turn into a big pile of goo."
Scene shows Danni turning into a pile of ecto-goo. "AAAAUURRRRGGHHHH…splat." Screamed Danni before turning into big pile of goo.
"No matter what happens, it still hurts like heck."
"AAAAAARRRRRUUUGGHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed all three.
"This job is fun."
Video two: All Known Halfas
"Now if the human survives the transmitted DNA this congralutions! You are now a Halfa! (Scene shows Danny, Vlad, and Danni in pain and twitching). "Oops. Wrong picture…here. (Shows Danny, Vlad, and Danni smiling and cheering). Sadly, however, the Halfas are a dieing race. (shows Danny, Vlad, and Danni doing a hoedown) "Who's doing all these pictures? Grrrrrr...let me fix it!" (shows Danny, Vlad, and Danni crying and looking sad) "That's better…now as I was saying…yes, the Halfas are a dying species. In fact, in this century alone there are only three know halfas alive!" (Gasps are heard)
"One of the three is a Halfa know as Plasmius. Though, to most humans he is known as Vlad Master, also known by the other Halfas as the Fruit Loop.
The scene shows Vlad's mansion in Wisconsin. The camera goes inside the mansion into Vlad's bathroom where we can see the outline of Vlad taking a shower through the shower curtains.
"As you can see, Vlad is the oldest out of the three halfas and judging by way he is horribly singing in the shower, will probably die a loner…unless he gets a cat."
"Uh? Is someone in here?" shouted Vlad from his shower. He reaches his hand out the shower and gets a towel before sticking his head from behind the shower curtains to see who was talking. His eyes go wide with shock and embarrassment to see that a ghost was viewing him. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM!"
"Oh no! The Halfa has spotted us!"
Vlad glared at the ghost. "Of course I've spotted you! YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME IN MY BATHROOM!"
"The Halfa is showing signs of violence. I think he wants us out of his territory of personal grooming."
"My territory of personal…WILL YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE?" Shouted Vlad shooting a red plasma ball at the camera.
(The scene only shows static, but the sounds of blasting and people screaming are heard in the background. When the camera comes back on we see the back of Danni, walking down the sidewalk. The camera follows behind her.)
"The second Halfa is the female clone of another. She is the youngest of the Halfas and the most adorable!"
Danni looks behind her and sees the camera. "You know I can hear you."
"I mean really, who couldn't love a cute face like that?"
Danni glared at the camera. "Who are you and why are you following me?"
"Aaaaaa…the cute baby Halfa is getting angry. Isn't she so cute!"
Danni growled and raised a fist. "I'm warning you…"
"Hahhaha! She's is just too…AAAAUUGHGHH!" (The camera tips over and all you can see is static. When the static disappears you can see Danni attacking the narrator.)
"STOP FOLLOWING ME STALKER!" screamed Danni chasing after the narrator.
"AAAUUURRGGHHHHH! SOMEBODY GET HER AWAY FROM ME!" screamed the narrator running as fast as he could away from the Halfa clone.
A couple minutes later…
"We're…huff…back. Sheesh… that girl can run fast! Now…the moment you've all been waiting for…the greatest and most famous Halfa of all!...dun de dud dun de dud de dud dun de dud dun de dud dun…(goes on for many minutes)…dun de dud de duuuuuu…DANNY PHANTOM!
The scene shows many different pictures of Danny Phantom. Cheers and wolf whistles from girls are heard. The scene switches to Casper High where Danny and his friends are in Mr. Lancer's class. Everyone in the room is half asleep, including Danny, who was leaning on his elbow, practically asleep and drooling.
"Look at him! Isn't he just a beautiful creature? So graceful, so noble, so majestic!"
Danny's elbow slips on his drool and Danny's head comes crashing down on his desk. He jerks his head up, now wide awake, and shouts, "GHOSTS!"
The scene freezes on Danny face and turns black and white as the narrator says, "Sadly all of these Halfas..." Two more black and white pictures join Danny's. One of Vlad's surprised face and the other, Danni's angry one. "Are going to be the last of there kind unless we can do something to help them. There are a lot of reasons that these Halfas are endangered. Most are directed toward young Daniel here. Here are the reasons…."
One: Is being starved from its natural diet.
Scene showed Danny in line to get lunch at school. The lunch lady slaps some grey stuff on his plate and serves the next person. Danny stares at the grey matter and swears that he can see it moving. When he puts it in his mouth, his face turns a nasty color of green and he dashes off to the nearest garbage can.
Two: Its habitat is being polluted…
Scene shows the inside of Danny's room, where there is junk and garbage at every inch of the floor. There is rotten food on the desk and dirty cloths hanging in the closet and under the bed….EW! WHAT IS THAT!
Three: Is being run out by the more dominate species…
The scene shows Danny being stuffed into a locker by Dash and Kwan. "Ha! Now all we need is four more geeks and we can beat our last record for stuffing geeks into lockers!" said Dash to Kwan as they ran off to find four more geeks to stuff into the locker with Danny.
Four: Failure to adapt to new ideas….
Scene shows Mr. Lancer giving out graded test. When he gets to Danny, he glares and hands him a test with a big fat F on it. Danny groans and bangs his head repeating against his desk.
Five: The most important one of all…..failure to find a mate and repopulate….
The scene shows different clips of Danny trying to ask girls out, but failing each time. Like the time he tried to ask Paulina out, but his pants fell down. It also shows clips of when he tried to take care of the flour sack baby. The clips end with the flour sack baby farting in Danny's face.
"Remember fellow ghost! Ask not what the Halfa could do to save you, but what you could do to save the Halfa!"
The End!
"So what did you think?" ask Green Spirit switching the light back on. He, Skulker, and the P.E.G had spent the last twenty minutes watching a stupid documentary movie about Halfas. Most of the P.E.G members were in tears after the movie and applauded when it was over.
Skulker, on the other hand, had been driven across the line of insanity at that movie. By the time it was over, his eyes were twitching and his hands were itching to break somebody's neck over. He sent a silent prayer of thanks to the heavens that it was finally over.
He glared at Green Spirit and growled, "What do I thing! I thought that movie was a load of…" Suddenly Green Spirit's eyes glowed red, making Skulker stop what he was going to say and smile innocently before stammering, "I thought it was a masterpiece!"
Green Spirit's eyes stopped glowing and he let out a big smile. "Groovy! Now you know what you can do to save the Halfa! Good-Bye!"
"What! You're leaving! Aren't you going to help!" shouted Skulker at the retreating hippies.
Green Spirit turned to Skulker and said, "Sorry dude, we would help you in your noble quest...but we have a life! Good luck though! And like, peace!" And with that Green Spirit and the rest shut the door in Skulker's face.
Skulker glared and muttered, "He's just trying to ruin my life isn't he?"
The door flew open and Green Spirit head popped out and he did a peace sign at Skulker and said, "Amen to that brother! Amen!" before closing it again on Skulker's confused face.
Strix: Hehehe…I love torturing my favorite characters!
Sam: I hate to see what she does to the ones she hates!
Strix: Please review!