"You know how you have those days when you just have to admit you're totally hot, yeah?" Deidara asked Zetsu.

"Deidara, I have never had a day like that you want to know why? Because I am a fucking plant, Deidara! No one thinks plants are hot!" And Zetsu left in an angry rage.

"I've always thought those hibiscus plants were hot Zetsu, yeah." Deidara called down the hallway. But it didn't matter now because it was time to go argue with Itachi about what to wear.

"Itachi, do you think I should wear the….oooooooooh! Oh my god, yeah!"

"It's not what you think! This is not even what you are thinking!" Itachi yelled defensively.

"Oh….my…..god….is that….what you got Dana for Christmas, yeah." Deidara's eyes were wide." Itachi said nothing, he just glared. "Itachi, don't you play this game with me, yeah. Is that what you got her?" Itachi swallowed hard.

"Yes." He said reluctantly. Deidara then strangled him with a hug.

"She will soooo love that, yeah!" And Deidara bounced off to hit the Rum. However, in the apartment living room 4 guests had already arrived for the soon to be out of control Christmas party. Sasori was merrily passing around egg nog and Kisame and Hidan were arranging the appetizer tray. A nervous and fidgety but gorgeous Itachi came out of the bedroom and quickly had rum shoved into his hand. He needed it badly and he didn't even care that Deidara was wearing his DKNY shirt. It seemed like eternity before Dana and her three hot friends arrived. But they finally showed up and naturally….Deidara and Dana had to do their greeting that Sasori hated so much.

"Merry Christmas baby." Itachi wrapped his arms seductively around Deidara's sister and pulled her aside. "Come here….I want to give you something." He had quickly swept her back into his bedroom. "Here uh……open this." Itachi had never been this passive or nervous. Dana looked at him but opened up the small package he had given her. She gasped.

"Oh….my….god….I know you're not trying to get in my pants…you're already in there, yeah. Itachi….it's beautiful, yeah." Itachi had gotten Dana a diamond circle pendant.

"Well, I thought you'd be beautiful in it…I uh…..I love you Dana." He said it as quickly as possible.

Meanwhile, out in the middle of the apartment, Sasori had already had too much to drink and he was trying to get a game of Catch Phrase together.

"Wow, Sasori I don't know who put together the appetizer tray but it totally makes me want to do you." Yes, Sasori was getting hit on by an equally drunk brunette.

"Hey! Who stapled this mistletoe all over the top of the kitchen doorframe?" Kisame asked.

"Tobi! I told that stupid ass not to do it! But he did it, really! Now out life is a mistletoe hell!" Hidan yelled.

"Man, we just have to watch him all the time don't we?" Kisame said.

"Pretty much." Hidan answered.

"Oh my god! Deidara, did you know about this, yeah?" Dana asked showing off her gorgeous pendant and frankly, a whole lot more."

"Yes! But not until today, Dana your breasts are really close to my face right now, yeah." Deidara answered her a little uncomfortable.

"Oh sorry, yeah. I really love it, he did good, yeah."

"Dana, he's Itachi….of course he did good, yeah." And Dana laughed like the sweetheart she was.

"So have you tried the cheese ball?" Kakuzu asked one of Dana's friends.

"No, I haven't, does it kick ass?" she asked.

"I don't know let's find out." Kakuzu handed her the cheeseball.

"Alright, it's time to play Catch Phrase! Deidara, Kisame, Kakuzu, and you three ladies are on my team!" Sasori said rather loudly.

That left Kisame, Zetsu, Hidan, Tobi, Itachi and Dana on the other team. "Sasori this is really stup…." Sasori interrupted Zetsu.

"No, no man come on. My team will slay your team!" Now the rules of Catch Phrase were simple: You describe an item or person to your team and your team has to guess before the timer runs out. Deidara was going first for team Sasori…

"Okay….umm….this is like one of those things where you use it once and then throw it away, yeah."

"CAN!"

"PLASTIC BAG!"

"CONDOM!"

KETCHUP WRAPPER!" everyone yelled random answers.

"No, no…okay it like has a lens, you so take pictures with it, yeah!"

"DISPOSABLE CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasorin shouted.

"YES!" Deidara screamed. It was time for the other team sine Deidara started for their team….Dana would start for the other.

"Okay, this is like one of those things, women use it and men usually don't, yeah. It's like….different sizes."

"DIAPHRAGM!"

"CLEANING SUPPLIES!"

"CHECK BOOK!"

"BRA!"

"Wait, okay women use this during specific times of like each month, yeah."

"TAMPON!"

"Oh my god! That is like so right, yeah!"

The incessant screaming that was required for Catch Phrase continued throughout the evening. And the drunker the guests got the worse all the explanations and answers became. The next day would be Akatsuki gift exchange day…mainly because the next day was Christmas Day! However, first everyone had to survive drunk Catch Phrase.

"Alright, alright. Here we go." God, Sasori was in no condition to do this.

"Deidara does this every fucking day!"

"FLAT IRON YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Deidara screamed at Sasori.

"More specific dip shit! What does the damn flat iron do!?"

"STRAIGHTEN HAIR YEAH!!!!!" Deidara was a little too excited. It was now drunk Kisame's turn.

"Okay! Listen! Hidan likes to…."

"PRAY!"

"SLASH STUFF WITH A SWORD!"

"WEAR HAIL GEL!"

"No! Okay…..when we go to the store Hidan always buys several of these red fruits!"

" CUPCAKES, YEAH!"

"DANA! CUPCAKES AREN'T A FRUIT! APPLES!"

"POMEGRANATE!"

"CREAMED CORN, YEAH!"

"DANA!" And then the buzzer went off.

"Come on people…..STRAWBERRIES!" Until the Christmas surprises, I'll leave you with the conclusion of Catch Phrase and Itachi sleeping with Dana before she left to go to her mother's house…..