Sorry everyone, I've been busy over the holidays. Here is my newest chapter, I hope you like it!

Sasori had a list of three things that he absolutely hated waking up to when he had drunk too much the night before: 1. Deidara's smiling face 2. Itachi asleep on the couch in the living room 3. weak coffee. It was Christmas day and fortunately for Sasori the only think he woke up to on his list was weak coffee.He was less than thrilled. He couldn't help but look at the pile of gifts under the tree. One gift appeared that a 2-year-old had wrapped it….it was the gift Tobi had purchased. He was somewhat dreading this whole exchange names thing because last year, Kisame bought him a musical tie……he reeeeeeeally hated that. Nonetheless, he sat on the couch and waited for someone else in the house to stir.

"Merry Christmas Sasori Danna, yeah!" Deidara glared angrily at Deidara as he pranced into the kitchen. Dediara didn't even get laid the night before and yet here he is as happy as the day is bright….Sasori HATED that kind of morning enthusiasm. "Danna, just so you know, Itachi is going to come out here in about 5 minutes and probably try to kill me because I accidentally tripped over a pile of clothes and fell on top of him, yeah. So he isn't real happy about that, yeah." Deidara said immediately getting into the coffee.

"Deidara, I swear one of these mornings I am going to kick the fuck out of you! What have I told you about putting clothes away in the middle of the room?" Itachi bitched groggily.

"Itachi, those are so your clothes, yeah." Deidara argued.

"Yeah, well when I'm with your sister they aren't my problem." Itachi said. This wonderful argument was interrupted by the presence of Hidan, Kakuzu and Zetsu.

"You know when we have parties we have got to start setting boundaries in this place I found Deidara's sweatshirt in my bed." Zetsu said.

"Oh my god! I have been looking for that, yeah."

"You mean that wasn't from last night?" Kakuzu asked.

"No, I'm thinking this has been in Zetsu's room for at least 2 weeks, yeah." Deidara said.

"Hey, Tobi got his foot stuck in the door again, so unfortunately, I'm awake." Kisame said appearing with Tobi. His foot was in a wrap. At this point the gift exchange could begin.

"Alright, well I'm going to get my gift over with." Zetsu said. "I drew Hidan, here ya go Hidan, Merry Christmas." Zetsu awaited Hidan's reaction.

"Oh my god! A replacement scythe blade!? You rule Zetsu thank you, seriously!" Hidan exclaimed.

"Yeah, well it had you written all over it." Zetsu replied.

"I guess I'll go next. Kisame I drew you." Sasori said. Sasori absently threw Kisame's gift into his lap. Kisame shrieked.

"Jaws 1, 2 and 3! You know how much I love Jaws 1, 2 and 3!"

"Yeah, I know." Sasori said dryly. Now it was Kisame's turn. He gave Tobi his gift and Tobi quickly tore into it.

"Aaaaaagggggggghhhh! BALLOONS! I love balloons!"

"Yeah, go crazy." Kisame told him. Unfortunately, Tobi would do just that. Now before Tobi went to have his balloon fest, he would clumsily adorn Sasori with his gift. "Here Sasori, this one is yours." Tobi said struggling with the heavy gift. "Tobi….what the hell is this?" Sasori said staring at the huge gift.

"Open it! Open it! Open it!" Tobi bounced around. Sasori opened it up.

"An air compressor?" Sasori asked puzzled. Tobi shook his head excitedly. "Uuuuuhhhhh….thanks….Tobi….you can go play now." Deep down Sasori decided to sell it on eBay….Tobi would never know. Now Kakuzu handed Zetsu his gift. Zetsu opened the small package.

"Gift certificates to Domino's Pizza! I love that place Kakuzu, thanks!" Zetsu was thrilled.

"Here! Here Kakuzu, I drew your name, yeah." Deidara couldn't wait. Deidara shoved a gift into his hands. Since Deidara was the shopper that he was…Kakuzu knew this would be a gift worth keeping.

"Oh my god! Deidara! How did you know that I wanted a Waterford goblet!?" Kakuzu exclaimed.

"I saw your collection of other Waterford crystal in your room, yeah!" Deidara knew that he had done a great job. Now it was Hidan's turn to give Itachi his gift. Hidan was nervous because Itachi was SO hard to buy for.

"Itachi, seriously I drew your name. So, I hope that you like this. Itachi hesitantly opened the oddly wrapped package.

"Hidan! Thanks! Dana lost my other mirror and this is the perfect size!"

"Man, how did you know to do that?" Zetsu whispered to Hidan.

"Well, I figured that Itachi would be a bitch to buy for, so I just got him the mirror so he could fix his hair anytime any place." Hidan answered. It was indeed quite logical. Now it was time for Itachi to present Deidara with his gift.

"Okay, Deidara. I had your name. Here." Itachi said dryly. It didn't take Deidara long to open up the box…

"Oh my god! Itachi! I love it, yeah! It's the perfect cream Prada cashmere sweater, yeah!!! You know I never did figure out what happened to my other sweater, yeah. Thank you, thank you, thank you ,yeah!" Deidara threw his arms around Itachi.

"Okay, Deidara remember how we talked about how you aren't supposed to hug me like that because it's FUCKING GAY!" Itachi said angrily.

"I should try this on right now, yeah!" Deidara insisted stripping off his shirt before anyone had a chance to disagree with this. Itachi was not pleased.

"Oh my god! Look at you! What the hell is with this! God, you are…..you're completely….I mean…..Deidara you're like three times tighter than me. HOW!?!?" Itachi demanded. God forbid ANYONE be slightly better looking than Itachi.

"Well, Itachi, while you've been screwing my sister, I've been doing 275 sit-ups a day, yeah." Itachi sighed.

"That looks really good on you. I'm borrowing it after I begin my sit-up routine.

Ah, yes it had been a very Merry Christmas….