Well, after all the Christmas excitement it was time to take down all the decorations and get ready for the greatest holiday of them all….New Year's Eve….the pinnacle of holidays for Akatsuki. Itachi was still pissed at Deidara for the fact that he actually looked better than Itachi did right now. However, starting January 1st Itachi was going to the gym with Deidara, you got a discount if you joined with a friend and Itachi sure as hell wasn't dragging Kisame's ass to the gym.

Now, back to the impending New Year's party…..Dana and Itachi were in charge of the guest list and they had carefully screened everyone on it to make certain no one at the party was unattractive. However, New Year's Eve with Akatsuki was usually wild enough to get everyone arrested or evicted….or both! Unfortunately, Deidara found the guest list. Here's what happened after that….

"Oh my god! Why didn't you…..how did you….Marisol is coming to our New Year's Eve party, yeah?!" Deidara now had grabbed Itachi by the collar and his eyes were burning into Itachi's eyes. Marisol wasn't just any friend of Dana's. First Marisol was one of Dana's best friends; secondly Deidara had been crazy about Marisol since he was 15. However she ALWAYS had a boyfriend and a shitty boyfriend at that.

"Okay, okay Deidara….relax. Yes. Marisol is coming to our New Year's Eve party but there's something you need to know…but you have to let go of me first." Itachi said.

"Oh okay, yeah." Deidara let go of him.

"Okay, Marisol isn't seeing anyone…she's a very single girl now." Deidara's face went pale.

"Itachi…I have flirted with her for four years…FOUR YEARS ITACHI, YEAH! Four years of trying to convince her that she's in crappy relationships and that she should be with me, yeah." Deidara stopped, his brain was in overdrive. "Oh my god! This is my opportunity to like….hit on her again, yeah! Oh my god! I need something to wear, yeah. And, and, and….I really need to change the sheets on my bed to the soft ones, yeah. And…" Itachi interrupted him.

"Oh my god! That's the first time I've ever heard you say something like that! You really are a man aren't you!" Itachi was thrilled.

"What, what are you talking about, yeah." Itachi stuck a finger in Deidara's face.

"You're going to put your better sheets on your bed because you're going to do whatever it takes to fuck her before the new year." Itachi folded his arms in front of him. Deidara gasped.

"Okay, okay, first off….don't flip your hair at me, yeah…..secondly, I would never EVER overstep any sexual boundaries with Marisol or any other girl, yeah." Itachi smiled all over.

"Oh my god, Deidara I have waited for this day for a long time…the day a woman triggers every ounce of testosterone in you and your instincts kick in. Deidara, my friend….I see hormones raging so hard in you, it makes even me seem kinda girly." Itachi walked away even though Deidara was not pleased about how this conversation ended. He needed to call Dana….

"Kisame, please, please tell me you'll stick by me at our New Year's Eve party. I mean think about the guest list Itachi and Dana dreamed up….anyone over a size 6 in women's or a size 28 in men's will be considered fat." Sasori sighed and put his head in his hands.

"I know how New Year's Eve stresses you out. Don't worry man I'll be here for you. But, really…you're not fat. Hey, tell you what you and I will keep and eye on Sasuke since he's coming. He could use a positive role model." Kisame said.

"Yeah, you're right. We'll show him what to do when things get too out of control. We'll bring Zetsu with us." Kisame said.

Ah, yes. New Year's Eve….it was becoming a reality.

Hey everybody! Hope you liked the finished story. Look for my next story about the New Year's Eve party. It is going to be shorter than other stories.