Ask Ino
Third Edition
Shikamaru: -snoring-
Chouji: Come on! open the door already! I'm out of snacks!!
Ino: This door will NEVER be opened until the readers are SATISFIED.
Shikamaru: -yawns- So in other words; never.
Chouji: But we'll starve! I'll starve! -faints-
Naruto: -opens door- Wow, what's in here?
Chouji: Don't let the door...-slam-...close...
Naruto: -jiggles handle- Aaah! it won't open!
Shikamaru: Go figure. How troublesome...
Chouji and Naruto :-Arguing over Naruto's ramen-
Ino: Let's start the questions again!
Dear Ino;
If you find out that Sasuke turned gay, who would you turn to?? Sakura or Shikamaru??
-Zoey21
Ino: Nevermind. Let's not.
Naruto: Sasuke's GAY!?
Ino: -shoves a cork into his mouth- OF COURSE NOT! and to answer the question quickly: never would I go so low as to ask my sworn rival for help! Shikamaru again.
Shikamaru: And once again; I'm honored. -unenthusiastic-
Ino: Though he wouldn't be so comforting. -crosses her arms- Now, what's next?
Chouji: -munch-
Naruto: MY RAMEN!
If you had to make out with either Chouji, Shikamaru, or Gaara, seven minutes every day who would you pick?
-Kirri Kitty
Shikamaru: -eyes snap open-
Ino: W-whaatt?! -eye twitches-
Naruto: Hehheh, this is kinda fun! you answer questions and stuff?
Chouji: What's with these questions, anyways? -crunch- and why am I in them?
Ino: -turns five shades of red-
Shikamaru: -sarcastic- I thought you liked the attention.
Ino: Gaara. He may be evil, but at least he's not a jerk.
Shikamaru: Ouch.
Ino: Herumph...
Would you say yes if Shikamaru asked you out? Why?
-VOO DOO GURL
Shikamaru: -mumbles- Troublesome...
Ino: No.
Naruto: Why not? you're always together and stuff.
Ino: -eyes turn black- What are you implying?!
Naruto: -laughs nervously- Eeerm...nothing.
Ino: My heart belongs to Sasuke-kun. End of story. Next question!
Dear Ino,
School play auditions are coming up soon. I've had lots of acting experience but this would be my first High School play, so naturally I'm nervous. The play is Beauty and the Beast. Do you think I should try out?
-Sasukes-girl08
Shikamaru: Finally, a normal question.
Ino: Now, not to brag or anything...
Shikamaru: If that's possible.
Ino:...but I'm a natural born actor! you have to be when infiltrating enemy ground.
Naruto: Oh, oh, let me answer this one! I'm a reeally good actor!
Ino: -sighs- What would you know about being nervous around a crowd, Naruto?
Naruto: Hey, just watch! I'll give the best advice ever!
Ino: Then do it, already!
Naruto: You should...! umm...-shifts uncomfortably-...what was the question again?
Ino: Ugh. Since we're running out of time-
Shikamaru: And oxygen...
Ino:-To put it simply; If you don't try out, you'll end up watching it, and when it turns out to be a big hit you'll realize you didn't even try and it could have been YOU up there getting all that attention!
Shikamaru: Wow. Actual advice.
Ino: I'll take that as a compliment.
Dear Ino:
Putting aside the fact that they are S-ranked criminals, if you had to go out with any member from Akatsuki, who would it be and why?
-Headless Duck
P.S. Please tell Shika I luv him:D
Shikamaru: -slightly blushes, mumbling something inaudiable-
Ino: That's an easy one! Itachi, of course. He's just like an older, darker Sasuke!
Naruto: Itachi? you mean that creepy guy that tried kidnapping me? Sasuke hates him.
Ino: Oh. I forgot about that...well an enemy of his is an enemy of mine...hmm...then I'd have to choose Deidara+! he has an excellent sense of fashion.
Naruto: Deidara's a guy?!
Ino: Will you pay attention for once?
+Deidara IS a guy...if it isn't clear to you, the reason she chose him for his fashion is because he looks similar to herself.
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