Ask Ino
Fourth Edition
Where the motto is:
Who asked you?
Ino: Welcome back! nothing much changed...except Chouji found the secret rations under the floor.
Chouji: -crunch-
Naruto: -snoring loudly-
Ino: Where'd that cork go...
1. Who do you want to match make out of Rookie 9 (and Gai's team)?
-Inu Anime Girl
Ino: Naruto and Hinata! Seriously, that girl has to give him some signs or that thick headed idiot will never figure it out!
Naruto: -wakes up- Huh? who said my name?
Ino: Oops. -laughs- From Gai's team...it would be Ten-Ten and Lee...but I still don't understand her crush on him...
Naruto: Ten-Ten likes Fuzzybrows??
Ino:Where have you been?
2. Why do you always chase after Sasuke when it's obvious that it will never happen and you like Shikamaru?
-Inu Anime Girl
Shikamaru: -falls out of chair-
Ino: W-who said that?! what are you talking about! you're crazy; next question!
1. Why do you wear really slutty clothing?
-LaurenOfTheLake
Shikamaru: -chuckles- They get right to the point.
Ino: -growls- It's not slutty! it's form-fitting! besides, baggy clothing just gets in the way of a kunoichi!
Naruto: Sakura wears 'form-fitting' clothes, too. -drools-
2. What will you do when Sakura starts going out with Sasuke (FATE)?
-LaurenOfTheLake
Ino: Yeah, right! like I'll lose to that big-headed Haruno! besides, if you've already read my other editions, you'd know I have a Plan B should that cruel day ever possibly come!
Shikamaru: Which will.
Ino: XP
Shikamaru: Troublesome...
3. Why DO you like Sasuke?
-LaurenOfTheLake
Naruto: Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke! why is it always about Sasuke?!
Ino: You're not cool enough!
Naruto: -pouts-
Chouji: Want my nuts?
Yorick: Now how'd that get there?? -laughs hysterically-
Naruto: Hey...did anybody else hear that...?
Everyone???
Naruto: Nevermind.
Ino: I like Sasuke because he's the perfect one for me! strong, brave, hott, and...well, cool. Just like me!
Shikamaru: -coughs something inaudiable-
Ino: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
Dear Ino,
If you could switch out your possesion jutsu for Sakura's intellect, would you? And you don't get the forehead with it.
P.S. Tell Chouji I say "yo".
-Yellowfur
Ino: I'll admit, she did have the highest grades in our class...
Chouji: And you did cheat off her in the exams. -toYellowfur- Hey. -crunch-
Ino: And that...I guess I'd choose her intellect, so long as the 'extra baggage' isn't included. Then I could have even better jutsus because of my awesome chakra control!
Chouji: It took you months to master that jutsu.
Ino: ...who asked you?
Dear Ino,
Why does everyone love Sakura? D: Every other fanfiction is about her. Personally, I think she's a Sasuke-obsessed fangirl who attempts to fake being strong, but comes off as a damsel in distress.
PS. - Tell Shika and Chouji they kick ass.
-Styrofoam Cicada
Chouji: -grins through mouthfuls-
Shikamaru: -sighs-
Ino: My thoughts exactly! though, I apologize I can't answer your question. -sighs- It's just one of those things...
Naruto: I think Sakura's awesome!
Ino: Oh, really? Then let's ask you! Why do you like her so much? All I've seen is her hitting on you (and not the good kind, either.).
Naruto: Eeerm...well...-twiddles fingers- She's pretty...and she has a good heart, she's smart, and strong. I don't like her hitting me all the time, though.
Ino: What?? but I'm hotter, right?
Naruto: Nope!
Ino: Why you little...!
Chouji: Turned down again, Ino.
Shikamaru: -mumbles- Troublesome.
Dear Ino:
Did you know that when you sing it sounds like some random person is butchering a boar by decapitation? It sounds really weird. Makes sense, no? I mean, your name DOES mean "pig."
-Kane P
Ino: LET ME AT THEM!!! -flails arms-
Shikamaru: -holds her back- We'd best skip that part...troublesome...
If you could change one thing about your teammates, what would it be and why?
-Kane P
Ino: -settles down, realizing Shikamaru's holding her- Eh...Shikamaru...
Shikamaru: -turns beet red-
Ino: -jumps up quickly- AHAHAHAHAHA!! I'M FINE, SUPER, FANTASTIC! time for the question, right!?
Naruto: -looks between the two- What just happened?
Chouji: You really are kinda thick, Naruto.
Naruto: Hey!
Ino: The things I'd change should be obvious. -points to Chouji- He shouldn't eat so much, you know, go on a diet or something. -points to Shikamaru- and he should get off his ass once in awhile.
Chouji and Shikamaru: -exchange glances- UNISON: And she shouldn't be so full of herself.
Ino: What do you mean? -innocent eyes-
What was your explanation for Neji rejecting your sexiness during the chunin exams?
wuv, kitty harasser
Ino: It probably wasn't the right light, or something! Or maybe he was having a bad day or maybe he didn't know who he was talking to or...
Shikamaru: Or may be he just wasn't interested.
Ino: Impossible.
If Sasuke liked you and Sakura, You for your looks and personality and Sakura for her pink hair, would you die your hair pink, Or shave off her hair?
-Kiki
Shikamaru: What kind of a...? -imagines Sasuke liking pink-
Ino: I'd never mess with my natural blonde! -flips out scissors-But if it's for Sasukes attention, some sacrifices must be made.
Naruto: Nooo! I love Sakura-chan's hair! -tackles Ino-
Shikamaru: It's hypathetical...-sighs- how troublesome.