Ask Ino
Fifth Edition
Where the motto is:
Sasuke, or bust.
Chouji: -wags empty bags- I'm out of food again...
Naruto: What?!
Ino: But that was a year's supply of food! I couldn't have miscalculated!!
Shikamaru: A year is a minute to Chouji. How troublesome...
Chouji: -holds up WILL-EAT-FOR-FOOD sign-
Ino: -sighs- We'll just have to let Naruto out to get supplies.
Chouji: Why Naruto!?
Naruto: YAY! I'M FREE!!
Ino: Because he'll come back...-holds up cute froggie wallet-
Naruto: NOOO! not my cute toad wallet!
Ino: You'd just better come back to claim it, then. -pushes him out the door-
Chouji: And don't forget the barbecue ribs!!
Dear Ino,
Unlike you, I happen to be cursed with butt-ugliness. I've tried wearing a bag over my head, but my school doesn't allow it and my Mom grounds me when I try to do it. What should I do?
P.S. - Don't even say you can't answer. I know you can.
P.P.S. - HOOK UP WITH SHIKAMARU BEFORE TEMARI STEALS 'IM.
Ino: Oh how sad you are, cursed one. My sympathy goes out to you.
Shikamaru: What sympathy?
Ino: And for the sake of beauty, I will give you a well thought out answer: Try a box, hahahah!
Chouji: That's not funny, Ino.
Shikamaru: Temari? -rememers the talk with his dad-...troublesome...
WHy do you like sasuke when it's so obvious that he's gay(no offense to any fangirls, that's just what i think)? also you and Shikamaru should so go out! Oh, and um, also, if you had to date either Lee or Shikamaru, who would it be? Well, bye bye!
-RubberDuckiesWhoLikePieAndCake
p.s. Choji, you rock solid rock!
Ino: Sasuke is not gay! haven't we established that yet!?
Chouji: I dunno. He doesn't like girls all that much...
Ino: -tackles-
Shikamaru: -mumbles- Troublesome...
Ino: And isn't it obvious by now!? Shikamaru!
Chouji: You answered that pretty fast.
Shikamaru: -shifts position-
Ino: I-I mean...better than Lee, that's for sure, ahahaha!
Lee: -kicks door open- Did somebody say my name?!
Ino: -.- great.
Chouji: -dives for the door-
Lee: -kicks door shut behind him-
Chouji: -falls to the ground- Whyyy...
Lee: By the spirit of youth, I will save all who are in trouble!! -shiny eyes- No one's in trouble...?
Shikamaru: Not really.
Chouji: Help...
Lee: -ignores- Oh...then on with my training! -jiggles handle- It seems to be held closed by some sort of...metal lock...
Shikamaru: -.-
Ino, dont you think you might have hurt Chouji's feelings when you told him that boys only like skinny girls and the reverse is true? I mean you saw how hurt he looked when you walked away. Luckily his bud Shikamaru stepped in after you left and told him you were wrong.
-Peacefulwarrior82
Ino: Well...
Shikamaru: You were harsh then.
Ino: Erm...eheh...
Lee: Is this true!? how could you judge others by mere appearance alone??
Chouji: You obviously don't know Ino.
Ino: Well...Chouji's a big boy...and I don't only mean that in the general sense...
Chouji: Thanks. -half enthusiastic-
Ino: What do you expect? an apology!?
Lee, Chouji, Shikamaru: -raise an eyebrow-
Ino: I...-crosses arms- I refuse. I was merely stating a true fact, though harsh. But it's a harsh world, y'know...I was only trying to...nevermind.
-awkward pause-
Ino: -veeery quietly- Sorry.
Chouji: Apology accepted.
Ino: Huh? Even after...
Chouji: Like I said, it's just how you are. Nobody's perfect, Ino, not even you.
Ino: ...whatever! -hands to hips- Next question!
Dear Ino,
My sisters are coming home for Christmas and every year my parents make us wear these HORRIBLE matching pajamas (A different pair every year). So, my sisters and I have decided: This really has to stop. The only problem is that my parents won't let us open presents unless we wear the matching pj's. What should we do?
-Sasukes-girl08
P.S. Tell Shika-kun I think he's hott XP
Ino: I figured the answer was obvious.
Lee: Really? I think matching outfits are awesome! -visualizes him and Gai-
Ino: You have to hold their present hostage! it's what I do with my dad when he tries making me do something I don't want to.
Lee: That's evil!
Ino: And necessary!
Shikamaru: Troublesome...
Dear Ino,
Would you be more willing to date Chouji, Rock Lee, or myself?
From,
Cempire
P.S. I look a bit like Naruto, have the intelligence of Shikamaru, and the attitude of Sasuke.
Lee and Ino: ME AND HER/HIM?! never!!
Ino: And I don't know you...but if you look like Naruto, even Sasuke's attitude can't make up for that...so Chouji.
Chouji: Really?
Ino:...don't look into it.
Dear Ino,
My old, old screensaver was a fanart of u and Gaara hugging.
My old screensaver was a fanart of u and Sasuke kissing.
My current screensaver is a pic of u and Shika-as kids- hugging.
I'm about to change it to a fanart of an older you and Shika holding two cute kids that look like the two of you.
Do you think I'm a stalker? What kind of pic should I choose next?
Lee: I must escape from this dreaded prison of questions! my spirit of youth must be at full bloom!! GAI-SENSEIIII!! -kicks door-
Yorick: I had no clue Lee was closterphoebic...
Lee: Who said that?! I'm hearing things now...
Chouji: What are you talking about? -stomach growls- And where's Naruto with the food!?
Ino: -sighs- You're no stalker...it's perfectly normal human nature to idolize one such as I...but you should probably stick with Sasuke and ditch the rest.
Me again!
Anyway, out of the three sand ninjas (Gaara, Temari and Kankurou) who do you think is the strongest? This is a REALLY EASY question, because it's obviously Gaara because Gaara IS AWESOME. Anyway, see ya.
ps: Why do you have Naruto in there too?
pps: Tell Shikamaru I think he's cool.
Ino: It's true Temari's an impressive fighter...but I could probably take her in a fair fight and I don't know about Kankuro that well...I will have to say Gaara. He's dangerous...-remembers the desert coffin-
Lee: Indeed, he was a very strong opponent! In fact-
Naruto: -slams door open- See?! she kept us locked in here!!
Ino: -thinks- Uh-oh, busted!
Yorick: SCRAMBLE!! -flees-
Note: No Lee's were harmed in the making of this edition.
Send your questions to Ask Ino! And please, no more "would you go out with BLAH or BLAH?"s, it's flabbergasting both Ino and Shikamaru...and possibly Chouji! -gasps-