Ask Ino
Sixth Edition
Where the motto is:
There is no escape.
Kakashi: -sighs- Did you have to shut the door, Gai...
Gai: Let's look on the bright side, Kakashi. -shiny smile- This could be our next challenge! The score's 52-52. Whoever wins this one is true champion!
Lee: You go, Gai-sensei!!
Kakashi: -rubs head- Alright... -turns to Ino- Give me the key.
Gai: No! give me the key!
Ino: Erm...to tell you the truth...I can't.
Naruto: Why?
Ino: Eheh...well...I sort of...lost it.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Yorick: -whistles innocently-
Lee and Naruto: -exchange glances-
Naruto: But you just had it, crazy Ino-pig!!
Ino: Don't call me that! -konks on the head-
Dear Ino,
Do you think that guns would make ninjas obselete? And have you ever used your mind-switching jutsu to peek in on boys?
Sincerely,
Andrew J. Talon
P.S: Shouldn't you get over Sasuke now? He is a dirty, heartless traitor who only cares about killing his brother. Naruto, kudos on standing up for Sakura, but you could give Hinata a chance. Shikamaru, just kiss Ino already. That'll shut her up.
Naruto: Huh? Hinata? What do they mean? -clueless-
Ino: No, guns wouldn't make ninja obsolete! jutsu could easily counter or destroy a simple gun...and no, I don't use my jutsu for that! do you think I'm some kind of pervert?? I could easily peek at them using old fashioned seduction!
Shikamaru: -.-'
Gai: -determined look- What are you doing?? This is not time for questions! I must escape before Kakashi does!!
Kakashi: -tired stare- So this is some kind of advice column?
This is for naruto. Do you know Hinata like's you?
really ask her out already. almost every one cept for you and kiba(becouse it's kiba)know's
ps.ino you and shika rock and Sakura doesnt
-mimiru-motomia
Kakashi: Strange
Naruto: -blushes- Well...erm...Hinata...-twiddles fingers- uh...I never thought...
Dear Ino,
Personally, I'm not much of a fan of your's. In fact, out of all the kunoichi, I think you're probably one of the low ones, however in personality you're above Sakura.
Anyway, here is a question that has been bothering me for a while. You know how every time a person is hit their brain cells die, well how many hits does it take to get Shikamaru's I.Q. down to zero?
P.S. Chouji you is not big he's pleasantly plump! D:
P.S.S. Tenten so can kick your butt. xD
P.S.S.S. Someone waz Lee's eyebrows!
-Kyoni
Ino:Grr...!
Shikamaru:...
Ino: -sighs- At least you're right about one thing...-crosses arms- I'm not sure...let me try it out, and get back to you. -cracks knuckles-
Shikamaru: 0.o -backs away slowly-
Lee: Someone waz my eyebrows...-pokes eyebrows-
Naruto: -twitch-
Lee: Gai-sensei...what do they mean??
Gai: -places hand on Lee's head- Truthfully, Lee, I do not know...but your eyebrows are fabulous! -thumbs up- And it's true. My pupil TenTen could defeat you easily, Yamanaka!
Ino: What?! I'd like to see that happen!
Dear Ino,
Do YOU want to be Hokage? I mean, you can't work in the flower shop all your life. Use your mad skillz. If not, what DO you want to do with your life?
P.S. Tell Lee I say hi. And there's no escape for him.
-Yellowfur
Ino:Hm...maybe.
Naruto: No, no, no, no! I'm gonna be Hokage!!
Ino: That's true. Though the flower shop's been passed on through the Yamanaka generation...I wouldn't be caught still working in there 10 years from now!
Chouji: Then what? -munch-
Ino: I'm sure I'd be a perfect Hokage, come to think of it...
Kakashi: Erm...
Shikamaru: Great. Now you've got her going...
Naruto: HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!
Ino: In fact...I should be Hokage!
Everyone: -visualizes-
20 Years Later...
Ino: Work, work my slaves! ahahahah!! -whips- Those flowers won't arrange themselves!! MORE MALLS! Shopping sprees for all!WHERE ARE MY MAGAZINES?! wahahahaha! -whips-
The Present...
Everyone: 0.0...
Ino: Nah. I'll probably just work my way to jounin and see where I go from there. -laughs-
Everyone: -sighs in relief-
Have you ever realized you could pass off as Naruto's sister? Blonde hair, blue eyes...yet you are so mean to him. If you had babies it be the same thing...
love: The woman who will take Shikamaru away from you...and Kiba so you don't even have a back-up. Kitty Harasser.
Ino and Naruto: Don't compare me to him/Her!!
Ino: And I don't even want to THINK about babies... -shudders- with him...
Naruto: -makes gagging noises-
Ino: And don't worry...I won't need a backup, anyways...
Dear Ino,
Like I said before, my sisters are coming home for Christmas. ONe of my sisters is awesome, but the other one can get ...very... mean at times. It's like she lives to torture me, and I'm usually forced to share a room with her. So, how should I deal with this?
-Sasukes-girl08
P.S. Thanks for answering my other questions
P.P.S. I wuv u Shika-kun X3
Ino: This is why I'm thankful for being an only child...
Lee: Do the questions ever end?
Shikamaru: No...-goes back to sleep-
Ino: I'd stick with the good sister, y'know, share a room with her instead. Then if she's ever mean to you, you have her to back you up! two's better than one, I always say...and there's always the option of revenge, I mean, you do know where she sleeps...-evil cackle-
Lee: That's playing dirty!
Ino: Once again...necessary. -innocent smile-
Kakashi: -.-' Why am I here...? -whips out Icha Icha Paradise-