Ask Ino
Seventh Edition
The long-awaited update is HERE! -crickets- crap, they left!
Where the motto is:
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Ino: Welcome back! We've got a lot more questions needing answers!!
Gai: Even my super kicks can't break down this door!
Kakashi: Come to think of it, neither can jutsu...
Yorick: -whistles innocently-
Naruto and Lee: -exchange looks-
Ino: Weird...it's only deadbolts. I mean, this is an interrogation room!
Shikamaru: Troublesome...
Dear Ino,
Will you beat up Sasuke for running away to a gay snake guy?
Pupluvgurl
P.S. Tell Kakashi I think he's the best character and he's hot!
Naruto: I'll sure kick his ass!
Kakashi: Hm...maybe there is something in staying...-eyes the P.S.-
Ino: -sighs- If only it were that simple...I miss him...
Ino,
Just due to curiosity, but out of the three, who do you think is prettier? Hinata, Tenten or Temari. (Ha! You thought I was gonna say Sakura, right?)
ps: Hi, Shikamaru. You're cool! Unlucky
Shikamaru: Hey...
Ino: Well Hinata has the better body...but TenTen has prettier hair and facial features, not to mention a good sense of fashion...but when it comes to Temari, she'd top it all because of her age and 'matured' body...I'd have to go with her.
Everyone: o.o
Ino: A girl needs to know her competition...not that I find either of them a threat, or anything...
Dear: Ino
Which guy do you think would be the easiest for you to seduce (seeing that Neji was unaffected, and Sasuke would be probably be too)? Also, if you were to get revenge on Neji for not being charmed by your beauty, what would you do? By the way, I also think Sasuke is gay... or maybe bisexual. He kissed Naruto and he doesn't like girls. I agree with the person who said you should take Shikamaru before Temari does. Even if that does mean stopping Shika's and my wedding, which was supposed to happen in a couple of weeks. I'll just have to go marry Neji or Itachi... or both.
-Headless Duck
Ino: Hm. Probably Naruto or Kiba. They wouldn't know any better. -wink-
Naruto: -.- I'm right here.
Ino: And my revenge would be simple...fix TenTen up with Lee. -shrugs-
Lee: o.o I'm right here.
Ino: And NO he's not bi!! definiately not with Naruto! if anything, it'd be with someone hotter, like Kiba or something! WHICH STILL ISN'T TRUE, BECAUSE SASUKE'S NOT GAY!! -hyperventilates-
Meanwhile, in the Inuzuka residence...
Kiba: AAACHOO! -blinks-
Naruto:Yeah!...wait, Sasuke's GAY?!
Everyone: -.-
Dear Ino,
Why are you doing this instead of training? What kind of mission(s) were you doing while team 7 was in the land of waves?
-Kirri Kitty
Ino: Simply because I like to have other hobbies apart from training and work! as for the mission, being my first...
Ino-Shika-Chou: -exchange glances-
Ino: Long story.
Dear Ino,
If Sasuke never existed,or you and Sakura never liked him,do you think you girls would still be bestest friends...or would Sakura make you girls rivals over some other guy?how did you feel after she claimed you guys were rivals now?
-MrSMuRdEr!
Ino: -sighs- A world without Sasuke-kun...we'd probably end up fighting over someone else, though I couldn't imagine who'd add up to Sasuke's standards...and I was...surprised when she announced we were rivals...
Shikamaru: -raises an eyebrow-
Ino: Surprised she beat me to it:P
I am a big fan and I think you are one of the prettiest girls in Konoha. So just wondering how do you manage to always looks so fabulous all the time? True, you are gifted with such immense beauty, but what are you're beauty secrets?
Take care and beat Sakura, Elsie.
P.S. Give Shikamaru-kun a hug for me, would ya?
Kakashi and Shikamaru: Oh brother...
Naruto: Youprobably wrote this one yourself, huh, Ino-pig!
Ino: -leans on his head- Ah, my wonderous fan...unfortunately for you, my beauty is what I'd like to call the Yamanaka Gene. Gorgeous looks like mine you can't just buy in any old store...you see ever since the beginning of time, the Yamanaka generation-
Naruto's POV
Ino: Blah blah, blah blah blah! blah ahahahah! blah bladiddy blah blah! and twinkies blah blah...blah...blah? BLAH!?
Lee: -.-
Chouji: -.- Erm...blah?
Normal POV
Ino: Are you listenting to me? Naruto? NARUTO!? -pokes his head-
Chouji: Erm...Naruto?
Lee: -waves hand in front of his face-
Shikamaru: It's finally happened...Ino's become so impossibly boring, she's destroyed what was left of Naruto's brain. He's nothing but a drone now.
Ino: HEY!!
Lee: Say it isn't so! Take the youth-dispelling spell off of him, evil ugly witch! -strikes a dramatic pose-
Ino: WHY YOU!!!
Dear Ino,
...If the only thing blocking you from the outside is the door, why haven't any of you just tried busting the door down? I mean, Chouji could pulverize the thing, couldn't he? And Gai and Kakashi are Jounin! Surely they'd be able to kick down a door.
-Nobody10
Ino and Lee: -fighting in the background-
Kakashi: -sighs tiredly- I wish I knew...there must be more to this room than meets the eye.
Gai: Yes, Yes, most likely. -nods- AND I'LL FIND OUT FIRST BEFORE YOU, KAKASHI!! -flashes the most sparkly grin ever-
Kakashi: -sighs-
Hold your questions for now, please. 0-0' I need to catch up!