Ask Ino
Tenth Edition
BYOB...
Prisone- I mean "trapped characters":
Ino
Shikamaru
Chouji
Naruto
Kakashi
Gai
Lee
Hinata
dear ino my friend lar- ray act like sasuke and i would act like nartuo it very trouble some she would diss me about nartuo she & i would get in the fight she would glare & called me dobe and would glare at her what should i do with her? ( lar- ray : hn renetta : sweat drop why me ! im stuck with felmale sasuke)
p.s ino you rock ! here nartuo ramen for you
your friend renetta chan
Naruto: Simple! think WWND(what would Naruto do)? Yosh! Ramen! -clings-
Ino: -scolds- I'm the one answering the questions here!!
Chouji: Why does he get ramen!?
NaruChou: -fight over the only food in the room-
Well Ino, my question is (it's a two-parter, so I guess it's really two questions) if you didn't fight Sakura in the Chunin preliminary exams, do you think you would've advanced to the third round? If so, who do you think you would've won against? (You don't have to name ALL of them, just a couple)
-Yellowfur
P.S. Chouji, if all else fails you can always eat Kakashi (meh heh)
Ino: Depends who I was fighting...if it were someone like Temari, for example, then yeah! but her brother...
Yorick: -coughsinogaacoughs-
Lee: -darts around the room- I heard you that time!!
Naruto: -also looks around sketchily-
Shikamaru: -to Ino- I don't think anyone wanted him.
Naruto: -eating ramen, while watching the walls suspiciously- You really think you could beat her, Ino? -mouthful of food- Hreah wight!
Ino: -wrestles him to the ground- What was that, dobe!?
Naruto: Don't call me that, Ino-pig!
Ino: Then don't call me that, dobe!!
NaruIno: -engage in mortal combat-
Chouji: Hmm...-eyes Kakashi-
Kakashi: -scoots away-
HEY INO I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS I NEED AWNSERS TO CAN YOU HELP ME .1. MY FRIENDS SAY I AM LIKE SAKURA,TENTEN,YOU,AND HINATA SOMETIMES SO THEN WHO WOULD I REALLY BE ? BECAUSE I HAVE THE INTELECT,I AM SHY SOMETIMES,I HAVE PERFECT ACCURACY , AND TO TOP IT I AM A HOT BLONDE GIRL THAT MY BESTFRIEND/EX BOYFRIEND CALLS ANNOYING .AND QUESTION 2 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CUTE OUTFIT ?I REALLY WANT THAT OUTFIT .HA THEN MAYBE MY EX WOULD GET JEALOUS. P.S. TELL KAKASHI,NARUTO,SHIKAMARU,GAARA,SASUKE THAT THEY R HOT AND GIVE THEM HUGS FROM ME . P.S TELL THEM I AM ALSO SINGLE . FROM SAKURAGIRL721
Ino: 1.Hmm...well if you're a hot blonde, it doesn't matter how you act! you're just like me :P
Shikamaru:...troublesome...
Chouji: -.-
Ino: 2.Oh yeah, and I made this outfit myself!...ah! maybe I could be a-
Shikamaru: Fashion designer? doubtful-
Ino: Eh...why not?! I think it's a great idea, I mean... -goes on and on-
Shikamaru:...troublesome...
Gai: P.S: Single, huh? -wets eyebrow- How 'bout tomorrow night? -doesn't notice she didn't list his name-
Lee: Go Gai-sensei!
Kakashi: P.S: Ah...I'm good...
Naruto: P.S: -grins- Why would she tell us that...? -totally oblivious-
Shikamaru: -sighs- Troublesome.
Dear Ino; Why are you uncapable of seeing Sasuke is not interested?
-Shika'sbiggestfan
P.S. HI SHIKA! -waves like an idiot-
Ino: GRR!!
Shikamaru: Hey.
Naruto: -sporting a black eye- Hey, Kakashi-sensei! you should let me read that book you always carry around!
Kakashi:...no.
Naruto: Ero-sennin's the author, right? I helped write that!
Kakashi: ...no.
Naruto: Why not?!
Kakashi: BYOB.
Naruto: Huh?
Kakashi: Buy.Your.Own.Book.
Naruto:...
Dear Ino,
1.What is your take on the Shino and Ino pairing? I mean Sasuke and Ino I can take and Shikamaru and Ino too I think is just cute, but Shino and Ino? I mean seriously! I've even seen Neji and Ino! Ick!
2.Also,what is the history of your group A.K.A Shika-Ino-Cho? The last time I checked Shika was a girl's name which meant "Deer" Cho was girl's name that meant "Butterfly" and Ino meant "Pig or Boar". And since your father's are all part of the troupe. . .Did that meant Ino's father had to pretend to be a girl?
Sincerely, Kyoni
P.S. Sakura should so go out with Lee.
Ino: -reads randomly- 2.Actually my father's name is Inoichi, Chouji's father's name is Choza, and Shikamaru's dad is named Shikaku, thus the first generation of the Ino-Shika-Chou...I'm not sure how they knew we'd be on the same team, though...or how we were all born the same year!
Kakashi: Almost unnerving once you think about it.
Chouji: Wow, that is weird. -stomach growls-
Ino: -reads P.S- Ahahaha, I totally agree!
Lee: -hearts in his eyes- Sakura-chan! I WILL ESCAPE HERE AND CLAIM YOU AS MY WIFE!
Naruto: Nuh-uh! Sakura's mine!
NaruLee: -engage in a banana duel-
Chouji: -steals their bananas-
Ino: Shino? ick is right! those bugs are just too gross.
Naruto: Yeah...-shivers- and creepy!
Shino: What about bugs...? -right behind them-
NaruIno: EEEEEEK!
Naruto: -jumps into Hinata's arms-
Hinata: N-Naruto-kun -turns crimson-
Shino: -sunglasses flash- What are you doing here, Hinata?
Hinata: Shino-kun, erm...
Naruto: -jumps off Hinata-
Kakashi: We could ask you the same thing. I didn't see you come in through the door.
Shino: I didn't.
Everyone:...
Shino:...
Everyone:...
Shino:...
Everyone: ...-shift uncomfortably-
Shino: I don't know.
Everyone?????
Dear Ino,
Personally, who do you think Tenten should go out with, Lee or Neji, and why?
-W.A.192
Ino: She seems to like Lee...strangely...but I think Neji would be better for her...image.
Lee: I'm right here. -annoyed-
Ino: I know.
Dear Ino,
What does it feel like to look exactly like the princess from episode 192(wrong episode -shrugs-)?
-Shinto Miko
Naruto: -laughs like crazy-
Ino: -turns red- WE LOOK NOTHING ALIKE! and don't remind me! it never happened!
Naruto: Ahahahha then how ahahha do I remember it ahahah!
Ino: -smacks across the head- Never happened.
Shikamaru: How can you be reminded of something that never happened?
Naruto: -rubs head- At least you were nice in that episode.
Ino: -fumes- Guys still like slim girls more...
Dear Ino,
If you want to be a good kisser... for Sasuke why don't you practice with Shikamaru? JUMP HIM!
-JarJar
Ino: What do you take me for, a sucker??
Shikamaru: -can think of a hundred sick minded comebacks, but is either too lazy or too much of a gentlemen to say anything-
Dear Ino,
I took a 'Naruto Personality Test' the other day and I got Shikamaru! Honestly, I'm a GIRL and Shikamaru may be a genius but he's freakin lazy! What should I do?
-starseer
p.s. no offense Shikamaru
p.p.s. YORICK STILL ROCKS!
Shikamaru: None taken.
Ino: Just retake it!
Lee: Just because you're willing to cheat on a test doesn't mean the readers are! don't listen to her, starseer! the spirit of youth burns in you like-
Shino: -interrupts- Who's this Yorick they mentioned?
Kakashi: They may have something to do with this.
Yorick: -shifty eyes-
Ino, have you ever stalked sasuke before? I mean you seem like the stalkerish person. Your obsessed with him and all, what if sasuke died or never existed who would you have stalked then?
-Waterbending Angel-
Ino: Well...I wouldn't exactly call it 'stalked' per say...more like...follow...
Naruto: And I thought you were creepy before, Ino-pi-aaah!
Ino: -tackles-
Gai: This is no time to fight! we must figure out just who this Yorick is. If I'm not mistaken, this could be the mysterious stranger who tricked us all into coming here...
Kakashi: Didn't I just say...?
Dear Ino,
This one's for Shikamaru. Here's a million bucks. -Hands Shika a million dollars-. Make out with Ino.
Much love,
Sasukes-girl08
Ino: Alright, just what's up with you readers?! why have my own fans conspired against me, trying to pair me and Shikamaru up in some weird pairing!? I mean c'mon, we're teammates!I know neither of us has any feeling whatsoever even close to resembling anything like that, okay!? I mean seriously, there's no way in he-
Unbelievably, to the reader's delight and the whole room's total shock and in some desperate attempt to take the attention off of herself from the suspecting captives, meaning Yorick, and before Ino could have any time to react let alone process just what the fudge was happening she found Shikamaru's lips against her own, as he held her tightly.
How the hell'd someone so lazy move so fast?!
After the breathtakingly damn sweet arsed kiss (not to mention Ino's first), Shikamaru was forced to pull away...
Ino: Hoooooly shi-
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Shikamaru: -counting his million dollars cash-
Hinata: -blushing from head to toe-
Shino: -coughs-
Naruto: O.O -still standing there with his mouth hanging open-
Chouji: -lost his appetite-
Lee: That was...unexpected...
Gai: -tears streaming down his face- The love of youth is so...inspiring! though, who knew a young woman like her had such a...colorful vocabluary?
Chouji: Come on, Ino. You have to get out of there some time...
Ino: -locked herself in the closet-
Kakashi: You're right...once she runs out of oxygen. -leaning besides the closet, reading (of course!)-
Yorick: Dun Dun Duuunnnn!
Naruto: Who said that?!