Ask Ino
Eleventh Edition!
Surprise!!

A/N: I wrote this in advance...and I didn't want to rewrite this or the tenth chapter!! 'sides -huggles plushie- Gaara's the smex.

first off, although you annoy me, sometimes, we're very alike! We both think emo boys are hot! (altho, to warn you, the last emo boy I hooked up with turned out to be SUCH an ass.)
Questions!!:
To Kakashi: Is there any truth in the youxIruka pairing. Please tell me this isn't so, I think it's BS
Ino: I know you said no more, but if you had to go out with /make out with a girl who would it be.
Also, I hope you realize Shikamaru and Sasuke have been getting together behind your back (don't deny it Shikamaru!) And Neji wasn't affected becuase he's also gay...and sadnwhicihing Lee with Gaara eveynight...
-AngelLucifel

Shikamaru: o.O I what?

Gaara: How'd they find out? -appears behind Lee-

Lee: EEEK! -jumps into Naruto's arms-

Gaara: -nonexistent eyebrow twitch-

Ino: -is too busy being emo in a closet to answer-

Naruto: Come out of the closet already, Ino! (no pun intended...)

Naruto: Eh? -totally oblivious- Hey, it's you! -drops Lee-

Kakashi: I..ruka...?

Dolphin jumps in the background.

Yorick: Does that answer your question?

Naruto: That's it! Lee, you heard it too, right?

Lee: -nods-

Naruto: -yells at the room- Show yourself, you coward! We know you're there!

Gaara:?

Kakashi: What are you talking about, Naruto?

Naruto: Me and Lee's been hearing someone talking! but no one else can! WHY?!

Lee: It's true, Gai-sensei!

Gai: Really? have you asked who they were?

LeeNaru: ...-a tumbleweed passes in the background-

Naruto: Actually...haven't thought of that...

Lee: Alright! who are you!?

No answer.

LeeNaru: -exchange glances-

Gai: -coughs- Are you feeling alright, Lee?

Kakashi: Yeaah...-turns to Gaara- How did you get here?

Gaara: I was doing an appearance down the hall...I heard Lee was here...

Gai: There's a 'down the hall'??

Gaara: -ignores- That dog boy is there.

Shino: -pushes glasses up- Hn.

Dear Ino
I've got two questions
1. Are you ticklish
2. If you and Sasuke had a kid, what would you name him or her.
-Believe It

Naruto: Alright! I'm just gonna have to answer these myself! 1.I don't want to answer 2...I don't want to answer.

Gaara: -tickles Naruto-

Naruto: AHAHAHAAHAH!

Gaara: Question answered.

dear ino , do know sakura called you evil and nartuo do'nt you dare say sakura is cute and i will get very mad and i come after you with mallet and beat you up okay... i'm maybe sasuke & itachi sister
p.s . this warning to nartuo and yoick -san can you ask for ask sakura for me why hell is annoying & beat poor nartuo she get on my last neve and warning her not get me mad or two words kakyo the white fox demon will get her !
your friend renetta - uchicha chan

Naruto: Sakura IS cute!

Hinata: -shifts position-

Yorick: -sighs- Just one of those questions...the world may never know.

NaruLee: Not you too!

Hinata: -looks around- Where did Shino-kun go...?

Gaara:...

Hey Ino! Sorry, but these 2 questions are for Chouji and Shikamaru.
Shikamaru- Isn't it bothersome to tie your hair up like that? Don't you have to do that every morning or does it just stay like that anyway?
Chouji- Would you find Ino more attractive if she was curvier?
That's all for now. -
PS: Hi everybody in there!

Shikamaru: Actually, yeah...-undoeshair-

Yorick: OMG WTF, when did Vegeta get here?!

Meanwhile...

Vegeta: AAACHOO!

Lee: Veggie-who?

Naruto:Veggie-poo??

Gai: -cries- My poor pupil is going senile! damn this small locked room!

Chouji:Ialreadyfindherattractive.

Everyone:o.o

Chouji: -.-'...of all that's happened so far you think THAT'S surprising??