Runescape end game
Chapter 2: my noobish best friend
While x0lyfe struggled to get of the tree before farblade got back in lvl 50 wildy a lvl 25 was just about ready to crack Diablo god was experimenting to say the least he was not the best wood cutter but he could wield a mith axe so why put it to waste he. Though he could not chop down the magic tree on the other side of the wildy he felt he had to find another way he grabbed a bungee cord and tied one end to the mith axe and the other to a magic tree he pulled back a further six levels of wildy and let loose the axe flew forward at terrifying speed before slamming into the back of a tree little did Diablo god know that tree had x0lyfe stuck to it the sudden shock shattered one of the crystal arrows to bit's x0lyfe suddenly leaned sideways he looked down at the shattered remains of the arrow on the ground and his face turned into a quizzical look "o…………….k he said thank sardomin"he tried to reach for his rune axe so he could cut himself down but he knocked it from his inventory pouch onto the ground "damn it" yelled x0lyfe suddenly another shock came from behind another arrow shattered he waited a minute and yelled in relief as the last arrow shattered to piece's he turned around to look at his saviour and saw Diablo god standing there quizzically that's not a magic tree" said Diablo god sadly "magic tree that what you where trying to cut down?" questioned x0lyfe "yes" said Diablo god "and if you had not been there I would have it you cheap stupid noob im gonna sue I swear your butt is…………….." "OK SHUT UP ALL READY YA NOOB!!" "Yessirshuttingupnowsir" said diablo god very hurriedly. "Now usually id just walk up to you turn on retribution and stab myself but im in a good mood…..plus Im holding three million gp so no I won't do that now laughed x0lyfe merrily before chopping down a full inventory of magic tree's and handing them to Diablo god. "Thanks x0lyfe" said Diablo before the magic tree blew to pieces to make way for a cannon ball which slammed into x0lyfe's back "shoot" x0lyfe we have a big problem he said stumbling onto his feet "oh very right NOW YOU HAVE A MERRY CHRISTHMAS" another cannon ball flew from the cannon's tube slamming into x0lyfe's shoulder launching him barrel rolling into the air. Beside the cannon in a deadly stance ready for battle stood……………………………………n0valyfe