Muggle reporters have found out about Hogwarts, Diagon Alley, Hogsmeade, and magic itself, and they're broadcasting it live... internationally! I sent this in for Flourish's Fanfic Challenge, and couldn't wait any longer to get it posted. Sorry!!!

What's the best way to keep the Hogwarts students safe from Voldemort? Duh, bring them to a country even *he* won't venture to. The land of the free and the home of the brave.

Harry Potter gets kidnaped

Subtitled: Hot Sauce, Potions, and Black Lipstick. Snape makes everyone drink a personality changing elixer and everything is chaotic, and Ron doesn't know what's going on! Hermione is Pretty Woman, Harry is a thug, and all is not well. HILARIOUS!!! R/R

Draco Malfoy remembers his little, forgotten sister ..

Four years on from Hogwarts, Ginny has faced up to Harry's indifference and made a life for herself. However, she is forced to re-examine her feelings when he returns to London to solve a mystery and save his friends from grave danger. REVISED AND BETAED.

Mione's super depressed...and everyone wants to help but only one person can help her now

Weird things are happening in Harry's 5th year. He is seeing things that are unbelieveable to him. Is Voldemort up to something again or could it be a new evil? R/R please.

Look I wrote this a long time ago. It isn't long and what I write in here isn't part of the Harry Potter book. It is still nice to read though. R/R shows a respectful reader and if you don't i'll come looking for you. *evil laugh*

Hmm. What can I say? A L/J MWPP faction. The title says it all really. First chapter of quite a few I think. PLease R/R.

How Eloise Midgen cursed her nose off. Note my creative names for the chapters ^_^.

Harry & Ron find a captured friend and return to a place they haven't been to in a lo-o-ong time

Why o why did Sirius laugh? :)

Each part of the story is from a different charcter's POV, except the last two......

Be easy on me it's only my first story!!!!!

Chaos ensues when Fred Weasley drops an extra ingredient into Neville's cauldron and creates a potion ripe for disaster.

This is a poem about Tom Riddle. It rhymes ! I rather like it. Please R/R

Neville reflects on certain events in his life, an angst fic

The "truth"... a strange, quick write. Reviews and even flames (if creative) are welcome.

My second fanfic . . . a songfic, I suppose. Voldemort has just returned to power and Harry's feeling down. How can his friends help him?

something that i started along time ago (feb 2000) and need feedback to halp me along with the writing... Plz, Plz, Plz r/r

Cho makes an interesting choice, and strange things happen. A fic of pure randomness (is that a word?)...yet the characters are not too OOC I hope. Is this the beginning or the end?...you tell me (R/R)

Draco and Neville find themselfes stuck in an enchanted forest, miles away from Hogwarts and any decent map. And all because of a silver locket, once belonging to Myrren, Draco's sister... (Chapter 3 uploaded! Don't get misleaded by the 4 chapter thing

Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2001 - Published: 1/25/2001