(A/N: And so another chapter of my stupidly funny story comes for your reading pleasure! I'm terribly sorry for the wait. As my reviewers must know, I've been busy with other stories, as now I have 3-4 one shots up and 2 new chaptered stories. I've decided, now that I'm stuck in writers block, that I should take some time and type up more of this story for you to sustain yourselves by reading! Excuse my use of higher level vocabulary, for I am in an advanced English class, and am, therefore, forced against my will to use ECO's (eye-catching openings), Vivid-verbs, and other high English skills that I am supposed to have gained over the years. Now, alas my readers, for you must think that this supposedly short authors note cannot be over, proceed to thy story, for thy reading pleasure. HOLY CRAP I'M TURNING INTO A MINI SHAKESPERE! SNAP OUT OF IT! Hit's self repeatedly overhead with a baseball bat.)

In another dimension…

"HARRY! CAN YOU HEAR ME!?" Ron shouted into the phone.

"Damn it, Ron! You don't have to yell!" Harry replied.

"Oh…ummmm… well, these really strange people just landed in my room."

"The same over here. One has issues; she is dressed in a witch's costume."

"Yeah, there's a Hermione look-a-like over here. It's starting to freak me out."

"Hey, they're finally starting to wake-up!"

"OH MY GOD! IT'S HARRY POTTER! I LOVE YOU!!" Mari exclaimed.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Harry screamed while he high-pranced out of the room.

"HAHAHAHA!" Ron laughed. "Oh, shit! They're waking up over here!"

"Oh… my… GOD! IT'S RON!" Hannah exclaimed and chased him around the room.

"BLOODY HELL!" Ron yelled!

"Now you know how I feel," Harry taunted, having just returned to the room, thoroughly out of breath and positive he had lost at least five pounds. "I'm going to floo all these insane people over there. Bye!"

"Harry! NO!" It was too late, for Harry had already slammed down the receiver.

Harry's End…

"Get away from me you demonic girl!" Harry screamed.

"No! I LOVE YOU!" Mari exclaimed, yet again.

"Well, then, at least get your friends into the fireplace so we can go see Ron."

"Ron, as in Ronald Billius Weasley?" Racheal asked.

"Damn, you are an obsessed fan girl."

"Wait until you meet GaNatNat," Mari said.

"Oh, great…" Harry replied, his voice just dripping with sarcasm.

Ron's End…

"Ahh! Stay away from me, you… GIRL!" Ron screamed.

"Nooooo! YOU'RE CUTE!" Hannah retorted.

"Why thank you, I do get my… hey, you're kina cute too."

"Ooh! Don't let Lavender hear you say that!" Natalie W. exclaimed.

"Me and Lavender are over! Wait… how do you know about my personal life?"

"Books! DUR!"

Knock knock knock! BAM!

"Ron!" a girl yelled. "Holy cricket! She looks like my twin!"

"HERMIONE! OH MY GOD! YOU'RE SO AWESOME!" Natalie W. screamed.

"Oh, dear. I take it these are the people Harry was going on about."

"Yep. Harry's bringing his group over here."

"There's MORE?!"

"Yep."

BAM!

"OH MY GOD! IT'S RON!" Hannah screamed.

"OH MY GOD! HARRY!" Natalie W. gasped.

"AHHHHHHH!" Harry and Ron screamed in unison.

"See? I told you GaNatNat was obsessed! She watches every movie over and over again," Mari explained.

"But, she's not in love with you," Racheal said. "She has a boyfriend."

"That's a relief," Harry sighed.