(A/N: my friend Natalie said what was going to happen next in her review so I decided I better go ahead and update so people don't start speculation or something! Here you are! Oh, and HAPPY NEW YEAR! Oh yes, I don't have my copy of HPB with me, so please correct me if I get any minor details wrong. I can't remember everything… Natie don't smite me!)

Chapter 5

Wit and Charm

Where Nat Is…

Natalie woke up in a very dark, musty orphanage room. The first thing she noticed was that a brunette, handsome boy was standing in the middle of the room. He was talking to a man with a short auburn beard and longer auburn hair. Albus Percival Wulfrick Brain Dumbledore.

"Damn. I wish Ganatnat were here. She could tell me who that REALLY hot guy is!" Nat thought. Little did she know that she was about to find out.

"Hello Tom," Dumbledore said.

"GASP! Tom Marvolo Riddle?! LORD VOLDYMORT!" Nat suddenly exclaimed, unable to contain herself.

Dumbledore now turned and saw Nat.

"How did you get here?" He asked.

"My friend messed with a time-turner," Nat admitted.

"Oh, dear… You are from the future, I presume?"

"Yup! We're not even from this dimension actually… Dun ask. It's too confuzeling."

"Confuzeling?"

"Confusing, in our goofiness."

"Rightous!"

"Dumbledore said righteous? What the hell!?"

"It IS the 70's!"

"Riightio then…" Nat said.

"Well, Tom, I better be off then," and Dumbledore left the room.

Tom looked at me. "Who are you, then?" he asked, almost commanded.

"MIND YOUR ATITUDE!" Nat yelled at him, smacking his arm lightly. Who said she didn't have flirting rights?

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!" he flat out burst.

"God, you don't have to be so MEAN!" Nat began to fake cry, stopping almost immediately. "And I'm Natalie by the way!"

"Ok, and where did you come from again?"

"Long story…"

"I've time."

Natalie sighed. "Fine, I'll tell you, but PLEASE try not to get confuzled.

"On March 17, 2006, my friends and I were at a store, trying to buy the most recent Harry Potter video. And then, the DVD was GLOWING so the IDIOT Kevin decided to poke it so we all did and ZAP we were in the actual world of Harry Potter! And then my other idiot friend Ganatnat decided to mess with a freaking TIMETURNER and got us landed who-knows-how-far in the past! And somehow, I ended up here and not wherever they are!" Nat finished.

"Ok, you lost me at the part where you said '2006'."

"I'm from the future, remember?"

"So you come in peace, right?"

"Hey, I'm not an ALIEN!" Nat snapped playfully, slapping him again.

"Ow…" Tom whimpered.

"PANSY!" Nat yelled.

"Maybe so, but at least I'M a wizard!" he yelled back.

"Yeah, in what, your third year?"

"Fourth, actually!"

"OHHHHH I'M SO SCARED! YOU CAN'T EVEN USE YOUR WAND OUTSIDE OF HOGWARTS AND I KNOW THAT! HAHAHA!" Natalie taunted.

"Yeah, well, at least I can use my incredible wit and charm to win the lady!"

"I'M NO LADY! AND WHAT IS THIS CHARM YOU SPEAK OF?!"

"This…" and he leaned forward and kissed Natalie softly on the lips. She pulled back.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" Nat screamed, but she couldn't hide the fact that she was blushing furiously.

"My incredible wit and charm," he smirked. "Would you like a repeat?"

"Yea-NO! No! I did not enjoy that! DON'T DO IT AGAIN!" she yelled.

"Oh fine. But just so you know, I certainly did enjoy that, even if you didn't."

Nat blushed even more. "WELL I'M GLAD!"