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Everything about Naruto that you didn't already know.

Chapter Two

Directional Guidance

Naruto found that he actually quite enjoyed the mysterious, green, mushy fruit. He was off to go tell Sakura about his new discovery. The spikey-ball of fun set off to find her on Avenue Q, where he would find her with binoculars, staring into what she though was Sasuke's bedroom only to find Gai going commando… Thank goodness Naruto found her, but of course, he was rewarded with 1573 lost hit points from her fury swipes.

"NARUTO! This could be my ONLY chance to see -break for dramatic sigh here- Sasuke-kun! "

"Huh? Sakura? That wasn't-"

"HEY! YOU!" Naruto and Sakura both stopped, mid argument, to see a man with an umbrella. He was a strange man, with his bandana and his backpack with an assortment of travel supplies. To Sakura, it looked as though he had been on a long journey.

Sakura's thinking was interrupted by the man pushing in between her and Naruto and grabbing his shirt collar. He then proceeded to produce a map, from nowhere it seemed, and ask forcefully, "Where is Furinkan High School?"

"Um, I don't know what you are talking about," Naruto replied. "But if you want some avocado, you can have it. Just don't kill me!" Naruto then proceeded to perform the most adorable Kawaii no Jutsu 1) known to modern man.

"Excuse me," interjected Sakura. "What village are you from? And what village are you looking for?"

The bandana wearing man cocked his head slightly at Sakura and then dropped Naruto. "What village I am from is no concern of yours but I am looking for Tokyo." Here he took of his belt and turned it into a rod. "And if you don't tell me I will destroy your happiness!"

"Wait, no, wait. What?" Naruto stammered in confusion.

A flash of light stunned everyone, and a voice rang out, "STOPAGA!" Everyone turned to a tree that they had not noticed until now, and saw Sasuke jump down. "Hey, that was cool. Never had Stopaga actually work before." Now he was back in character, "Anyways, if you are who I think you are, and you are looking for Tokyo, then you got the wrong anime."

"What?" the stranger said.

"Yeah, um, Ranma ½ is that way." He pointed past a post that had signs on it reading to different places like, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hellsing, Fruits Basket, and sure enough, Ranma ½.

"Hmph, fine. Thanks, later," He started to leave.

"No, baka. That's the way to Bleach."

"Right. So yeah, I'll be off now." The bizarre, umbrella wielding man set off, on his long journey, to hopefully met his final destination, where ever that was…

Only to end up in Feuda Era Japan with his look alike, but that's a whole other story.

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