Chapter 2:
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." - Anonymous
He was going to breathe calmly and then he'd relax.
"Now Hisoka, I know you may be a bit nervous but that's alright. We all do, and-." The prep talk was NOT helping him.
Somehow, he had been put into the music and drama class but it seemed the teacher wanted to see ALL of his talents.
The first she had decided was dancing and singing.
Damn the music world!
The rest of the classmates were giving him sympathetic looks though some of them were sniggering. He glared at them. He'd show them all!
The teacher gave him an encouraging smile, the music started up and he grabbed the microphone.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCH!
Everyone winced as the burst of wind and high-pitched sound came from the speakers.
The teacher was pale and clapped weakly.
"Eheh, well done Hisoka…" She commented, he glared venomously before stamping off into the back of the class.
"…Well I don't think the teacher will ask you to do any singing pieces." The girl next to him commented. "Thank goodness." He muttered, she giggled and he glanced at her as she place a piece of hair behind her ears.
"I'm Maria Wong." She said cheerfully, he nodded.
"Hisoka Kurosaki." He replied and paused hearing the sound of drums others did as well, everyone curious who was playing.
The teacher was praising some other students so didn't notice a chunk of class disappearing to the find the drumming.
They found it in the recording room and peered through the window.
Inside was a blonde hair man beating …no hitting the crap out of the drum set while cackling evilly.
The other one in the room had an electric guitar but was staring at the blonde hair one worriedly with his back to them.
Guitar music soon joined the insane slaying of the guitar, the guitar player turned sideways and some girls squealed.
"They're soo cutte!"
He rolled his eyes in disbelief and Maria next to him giggled slightly at his reaction but seemed to be in dream land with the other girls.
After a few minutes they stopped, (or rather the guitar player did, it took the drummer at least another 9 minutes to finish his killing off the drum kit) they came through the door to be surrounded by some of the students saying how great they were.
"Ah, thank you everyone." The brown haired man said smiling his back to Hisoka, the girls squealed at the sight of the smile making Hisoka roll his eyes.
Oh for the love of god. What was with girls these days! Sure the guy looked nice but the girls were positively drooling!
"So what did you think of our playing?" A voice asked startling him out of his thoughts. He looked up to see violet and let out a cry of surprise jumping back a bit. The guitar player stared at him confused.
Test 1 for Hisoka: Communication
"Eh? What's wrong? What'd I do!" The guitar player said confused.
"Your eyes." Hisoka stated and the guitar player raised an eyebrow.
"What's wrong with my eyes, they're very nice and normal." The guitar player said sulkily.
"They're PURPLE!" Hisoka exclaimed, everyone went silent watching the guitar player when he suddenly burst into tears.
"WAAAAAAAAAA! THEY'RE PRETTY AND PURPLE. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! YOU'RE SOO MEAN!" The guitar player wailed receiving awws from some girls.
"SHUT UP IDIOT!" Hisoka shouted and whacked the man, who yelped and hid behind the blonde poking his tongue out at Hisoka.
His eye twitched and he growled.
Test 1 for Hisoka: Communication FAILED
The blonde chuckled nervously and put his hands up as if to say, 'I come in peace and have no weapons on me…don't hurt me.'
"You're a big icy cold meanie!" The guitar player whimpered from the floor and Hisoka felt his day somewhat brightened by this statement. He grinned icily about to reply but was cut off.
"He insulted our Hisoka! As fangirls to Hisoka we shall make him pay! Let's get em girls!" A group of girls cried and ran at Tsuzuki.
Hisoka blinked.
He had a fan club?
How come he was never told?
The guitar player yelped as the girls ran forward but was defended by some other girls.
"Tsuzuki did nothing wrong! We must protect him!" The girls cried and the battle between the fan clubs commenced, Hisoka on the other wandered out sulkily.
Why'd no one tell him he had his own fan club?
He was always the last one to find out, it wasn't fair.
It was always like this! Especially with his birthdays!
"Hey Hisoka, ..you okay?" Maria asked and sat next to him in the corner Hisoka found best to sulk and brood in. "No I'm not. No one told me I had my own fan club." Hisoka sulked; Maria stared at him in disbelief. "You're getting moody cause you didn't realise you had your own fan club?" Maria asked, Hisoka paused and then nodded.
Maria burst out laughing and Hisoka glared silently at her, still sulking.A dark figure moved behind Hisoka clutching him so he stayed very still, which was followed by their teacher appearing.
Maria and Hisoka stared in fright as she stormed up to them.
"Have you seen the man Tsuzuki and Watari?" She snarled, Maria shook her head and Hisoka paused for a moment.
This would be sweet revenge.
"Yes I did miss." Hisoka said, he heard the faint whimper behind him and grinned inwardly.
Maria's eyes widened which seemed to be saying, 'You can't be serious!',
"I saw Tsuzuki heading to the art room." Hisoka pointing at a set of doors, the teacher nodded and stormed off.
Maria breathed in relief and arms wrapped around him, Hisoka turned bright red.
"Ah thank you Hisoka for saving me! I was really worried!" Tsuzuki thanked cheerfully squeezing the breathe out of Hisoka. Hisoka struggled against the grip but it was impossible.
He began turning blue when Maria suddenly noticed.
"Ah Tsuzuki, I think you should let go off him." Maria said worriedly but before anyone of them did anything the class appeared in the room.
People's eyes widened shocked and Hisoka stared confused, the girls squealed.
"TSUZUKI AND HISOKA! THEY'RE SSOO CUTE!" The girls squealed not caring about being enemies earlier.
Hisoka's eyes widened as Tsuzuki let go off him and tried to explain but it was reached on deaf ears.
"Ah, Tsuzuki is all grown up now. WAAAAAAAAA!" The blonde hair man cried, blowing on a tissue and then throwing himself at a man who had just come in crying out, "Isn't it beautiful Terzama!"
"Get off me Watari!" Terzama shouted angrily but the blonde refused to move and the man was forced to comfort the sobbing Watari.
Hisoka glared at Tsuzuki who whimpered, Hisoka opened his mouth and the ice in the voice made Tsuzuki cower.
"Omae o korosu Tsuzuki." (I'm going to kill you Tsuzuki)
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Hijirri chuckled slightly watching Hisoka fume as they got out of class muttering random things about Tsuzuki while blushing slightly.
'Aww, not used to the attention I guess.' Hijirri thought smiling, Hisoka stopped suddenly and glared at him.
"There's so much attention I can handle Hijirri." He snapped, Hijirri eyes widened startled and he blinked a couple of times.
"…Hisoka, Hijirri never said anything." Maria said confusedly, Hisoka froze startled and stared at them.
"Hisoka! Hijirri! We found you!" Saya's voice cried out over the noise, Hisoka didn't seem to take any notice but hurried down the hall like dogs were on his heels.
"….What's up with him?" Yuma asking sulking, Maria frowned.
"I honestly don't know myself."
Hijirri stared after Hisoka's retreating form.
'…Did he…did he just read my thoughts?' he wondered.
Tsuzuki hummed as he made his way down the hall with his newest stolen goods from the cafertia, "Waiii! This is wonderful!" he cried happily, it was free and best of all no one would steal it off him!
Thump!
Tsuzuki stopped and peered through one of the mouths of the hallways, squinting slightly to see a student with blonde hair with his head to the wall panting heavily.
His eyes widened and he walked quickly, the figure becoming clearer as he got closer.
With a gasp of surprise to see who it was, he cried out.
"Hisoka!"
He ran towards him, a medical bottle fell from Hisoka's hands spilling white pills onto the floor.
It loooked like he was going to faint.
'Is he alright, an illness, a fever! Can he stand?' Tsuzuki reached out a hand to check for a temperature but it was shoved aside by Hisoka's remaing strength.
"Get..away..from me.." Hisoka panted glaring up but past Tsuzuki's face.
Tsuzuki eyes widened with shock then he became angry.
"Hisoka what the heck is wrong with you?" Tsuzuki shouted shaking him, Hisoka fell down like a rag doll then he gave a scream.
Tsuzuki saw red, he was thrown back by an invisible force but something caught him.
He blinked a couple of times at the thing behind him, it looked like a large big odd shaped pillow..like it had been drawn.
"Ne Tsuzuki, what would you without me?" A cheerful voice said, Tsuzuki looked up and grinned.
"Watari!"
"No time for that, you're just lucky I was in the area. What's wrong with bon?" Watari asked and picked up the bottle.
"Eh? I've never heard of this type of drug, 65D35?" he said frowning but shrugged then tipped some of the pills onto his hand, then shoved them into Hisoka's mouth while holding his nose. Hisoka choked but swallowed them and then fell asleep.
"Ah good he's alright now!" Tsuzuki said with relief, Watari frowned making Tsuzuki's smile dim. "….I've never heard of this drug before, so..I don't what the effects are or what it prevents.." Watari muttered. "I'll take him to the nurse's office, he can relax there." Tsuzuki said grinning and Watari began grinning.
"Whaaaaaaat?" Tsuzuki whinned.
"Carrying your Juliet off into the yonder sunset always saw you as the romantic type Tsuzuki." Watari waved his hands in the air to emphasize his point.
"Watttari! I don't like him THAT way." Tsuzuki exclaimed in disbelief.
"Oh come on Tsuzuki, you're gay!" Watari said and Tsuzuki sulked.
"Sooo?."
"Aha! You admit you like bon!"
"..You're meeaaaan! And his name is Soka!"
"..Up to nicknames now are we?"
"…..Don't like you."
"Aww don't be like that, you know I love you."
Thump.
Watari and Tsuzuki looked to see a kid picking up papers frantically, it seemed he had run into a wall for some reason.
"You need some help?" Watari asked, the kid's eyes widened and he blushed.
"Ah nooo, that's alright..I'll just leave you to what you..were ehhe doing." He muttered quickly then rushed off.
Tsuzuki blinked. "What's his problem?"
Watari shrugged, "Kids these days.."