Chapter 3:

"Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary."

- Mark Twain

"How's he looking?" Watari asked, Tsuzuki inspected the sleeping Hisoka in his arms as they continued to walk. Tsuzuki opened his mouth to reply.

"Freeze."

Both obeyed the voice instantly, Tsuzuki skidded to a halt managing not trip over which in most people's books is a big achievement for him. Watari on the other was a bit more unfortunate and tripped over, Tsuzuki blinked confused when he realized his friend wasn't around.

"Eh? Watari?" He asked confusedly.

"Down here." Watari mumbled into the floor, Tsuzuki looked surprised.

"How'd you get down there?"

"Have a guess."

A smug grin started to appear over Tsuzuki's face and he laughed slightly.

"Just shut it Tsuzuki."

"That's god's way of getting you back for saying jokes like before."

Grumbling. "Never knew you were the religious type."

Evil cackling and an evil smile afterwards.

"There's a lot that you don't know about me Watari."

Watari's eyes widened and he winced away like Tsuzuki was an ugly bug or something.

"What have you done with the real – oh hello!" Watari said startled to see a class and a teacher watching them, it seemed they had stopped right at the mouth of another hall.

Tsuzuki smiled as well and noticed where their gaze was going too, his eyes widened.

"Oh! I'm taking this student to the nurses." He explained and Watari nodded smiling saying along the lines "I'm accompanying him" as he got up from the floor.

"So we'll just let you and your class be." Watari said grinning.

"This isn't my class; they were left outside their classroom." The teacher explained icily.

Watari laughed, "What kind of insane person would leave their class out like that unsupervised?"

"Err Watari you're insane." Tsuzuki pointed out.

"Ah, good point but in a good way Tsuzuki."

"…….."

"……."

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"…….Wait hold on..they're my class aren't they?"

Nods from a couple of students, Watari laughed nervously.

"Ehehehe, sorry?" He said weakly, the students didn't seem to mind and seem to accept that after all it just meant they didn't have to go to their lesson.

However the teacher was a different matter all together.

"Don't worry Mr. Watari, I'm sure we can arrange a deduction from your pay for the time lost." The teacher said with an icy smile as he readjusted his glasses as Watari stared silently shocked. "Eh! That's not fair!" Tsuzuki protested, the teacher turned his sharp gaze onto him.

"And don't YOU have a class to go to Mr. Tsuzuki or do we need to arrange a small deduction?" The teacher asked, his glasses lighting up making Tsuzuki wince then whimper changing into his puppy form. "But I DON'T have any classes on."

"So do you find it okay to let a sick student to be left on the floor?" Watari asked with a huff. "It shouldn't take this long for you to get the student to the sick room." The teacher pointed out. "I'm sorry but I've got to go and take him to the nurses." The chibi puppy Tsuzuki said and continued on. "Don't you care?" he asked with a hurt look on his face, the teacher seemed surprised.

"Tsuzuki's happiness is your happiness." Tsuzuki finished with the most adorable puppy expression of all. The teacher looked away and let out a growl, "Go now."

Tsuzuki grinned and said a "Sank you!" before running off to the nurses. Watari was about to follow him when…

"But as for you." The teacher said icily. Watari stared at him shocked and then at the retreating form of Tsuzuki before holding his fist in the air angrily shouting out "TRAITOR!"

A few students giggled, the teacher coughed and they went silent.

"I want to watch how you conduct your lessons, if it isn't satisfying than I shall report a useless teacher to the principal." The teacher said.

Watari stared shocked.

"But Mr..!..?" Then realised he didn't know the teacher's name.

"Tatsumi." The teacher replied and raised an eyebrow. "Continue Mr. Watari, I am delighted to hear about any protests." Watari chuckled nervously at the icy smile that said "You don't really wanna mess with me." "Fine, come on class. Come on Mr. Tatsumi." Watari said after a few minutes grinning like a mad man as he led the class back to the classroom.

Tatsumi stood in the front to the far right next to the window, Watari grinned and began.

"As you know, I am Watari and I would be like to be called that unlike "Mr. Tatsumi" I don't like being called something you use for an old man."

A few shocked expressions including Tatsumi's, Watari continued on.

"We'll be picking up from where your last teacher left off from last term!"

He grabbed a piece of chalk and then began to write in big bold letters on the black board while everyone watched him. The chalk clattered as Watari finished the last letter making everyone start with wide eyes but Tatsumi's eyes were the widest.

Watari beamed and thrust a hand dramatically at the words on the blackboard.

"Welcome to Sex Eduction!"