Author's Note:

If you're still reading this fan fiction, I'm very grateful as it's been more than a year since I last updated. I'm sorry about that but this year wasn't the best for me or my family as we've suffered a few losses other than my grandfather dying. Anyway, I'd like thank all of those people who left such kind words in the last bunch of reviews as it really meant a lot to me and thank you all for being so patient with me.

If this chapter is a bit less humourless than others, I'm sorry but I really wanted to update this fan fiction badly.

Happy New Year Everyone!

Chapter 9

"All I'm saying is that cupid has a lot to answer for." -My Mother

So hot….and it was so tight!

Watari bit his lip and tried to hold back a whimper as Tatsumi moved again with a grunt.

"It's your fault, you know that right?" Tatsumi asked darkly. His words penetrated the silence and the undeniable heat in the room. It was just them. Him and Tatsumi.

Watari's breathe quickened as Tatsumi moved again but he moved slowly creating a large effect on Watari.

Watari gulped and asked in a strained voice, "Would…Would it help to say that I'm sorry?"

Tatsumi chuckled and Watari couldn't help but wet his lips while hoping to any god he knew that it would just HAPPEN. Oh god! This…This was pure torture!

Despite their situation they were in, Tatsumi looked composed as ever with only his hair mussed up and his glasses off. Not that Watari was complaining.

Oh HELL no.

Not when he got to stare into those gorgeo-

"Very sorry?" Tatsumi asked amusedly leaning forward in interest of Watari's answer. This time Watari did whimper as he nodded frantically which made Tatsumi smile in utter delight.

"Too bad for you," Tatsumi murmured lowly, "Because your pay is still being docked for this little stunt of yours."

And thus the dream was shattered.

Watari let out a horrified cry, "It wasn't my fault that we got locked here in this closet!"

Tatsumi gave an icy smile, "Who came running at least 160km an hour, slammed us into this closet while managing to break the handle which was metal and trapped us in here?"

"But the sex starved nurse would have gotten to you if I hadn't done this move and I told you that I didn't mean to break the handle!" Watari protested and Tatsumi raised an eyebrow in question, "Sex starved nurse? You wouldn't be talking about the kind hearted nurse Ms Shitsu?"

Watari sniggered, "You said shit…"

Silence.

It was a nice silence as Tatsumi's eyebrow twitched and he wondered if he could get away with murder….while Watari was wondering if he could 'accidentally' trip and score himself a kiss.

Not bloody likely but a guy could dream, right?

"She's been working at this school for over 25 years…" Tatsumi pointed out as he used his hand to move some hair out of his eyes. The cramped and hot space was starting to affect him after so long. How long had they been in there for?

"AHAHAHAHAHA! See! Sex craved! When do you think is the last time she got some?!"

"……………"

"………….Hey Tats? Is she really called Ms Shit-su?"

"It's Ms SHI-tsu."

"Sureee it is…"

Tatsumi's hands twitched with life.

'Tatsumi,' The left hand said, 'No one's going to miss him and if we hide the body behind the dump than no one will find it for AGES.'

The left hand than proceeded to cackle rather evilly which would of even made Muraki quite jealous.

'I've got a better idea, let's grope him instead! Look how cute he looks!!' The right hand cooed in utter delight and the left hand snarled, 'TRAITOR!'

WHAT THE F?!?!

Tatsumi had no time to wonder where the sick thoughts had come from because suddenly there was light from the door!

Watari let out a cry of delight as Tsuzuki opened the door from the outside.

"Tsuzuki! You found me!" Watari cried in utter delight jumping out and glomping Tsuzuki who looked utterly relieved at finding his best friend.

"Watari! I missed you ever so!" Tsuzuki replied and Tatsumi stepped out of the cramped closet after Watari while putting his glasses back on.

"Now that you're together again, can I GO home?" Hisoka asked crankily leaning on the wall with his arms crossed over his chest.

"Someone's a bit feisty.." Watari muttered to Tsuzuki, who smiled at Hisoka and cooed, "Is someone feeling a bit left out? Come here and give me a hug!"

Hisoka glared.

Lights flicked on and off.

The temperature in the hallways dropped rather quickly.

Somewhere off in the distance a baby could be heard crying.

Tsuzuki just laughed weakly while Watari whimpered in fear.

"What are you doing here after school hours, Mr. Kurosaki?" Tatsumi asked politely and Watari looked horrified as he just realised how late it was.

Tsuzuki grinned, "When I realised that Watari was missing, I found Soka and asked him to help me look for him as he's really good at finding things!"

Tatsumi raised an eyebrow, "But surely it would have been impossible to find him in a school this large…."

Tsuzuki was now beaming in utter delight which made Tatsumi rather worried.

Hisoka smiled icily before replying, "That would have been true if it wasn't for the fact that he's been following me to all my classes since lunch time!"

"But Soka! I was worried about you!!"

"That doesn't mean you have to follow me everywhere including the bathroom and boy's locker room!"

Watari was grinning like no tomorrow and Tatsumi repressed the urge to scream at the insanity of it all.

Tsuzuki sniffled, "But SOKAAA-"

"SHUT UP, IDIOT!!" Hisoka snapped in response and Tsuzuki cried pitifully while Watari winced in sympathy, "He seems a bit more …pissed off than usual.."

"He's soo mean!!! Just cause I stole his pills off him while he was in the toilet…I gave them back didn't I?" Tsuzuki sniffled.

Hisoka glared and was blushing furiously, "Only after I pinned you to the ground and searched your pockets for it!"

At this Tsuzuki couldn't look innocent to save his life and he was only barely hiding the perverted smile.

Watari just grinned.

What Hisoka or Tatsumi didn't know was that Watari had just established a telepathic connection with Tsuzuki so now he and Tsuzuki could do a little victory dance while screaming "SCOREEEE!" in their now joint-minds.

This victory dance was all done mentally or as Hisoka would have probably believed if he'd known about it, on a stupidity level which he would never dare to tread even if a crazy doctor would rape him.

"Mr. Kurosaki, thank you for using your skills to help us out of our predicament and would you require a lift home since it's so late?" Tatsumi asked and Hisoka nodded in response tugging his bag over his shoulders properly.

"I can take him!" Tsuzuki exclaimed utterly thrilled and Hisoka shook his head, "Heck NO!"

Tsuzuki looked sad at that and began to open his mouth again when Hisoka suddenly slipped into a defensive position rather quickly while hissing, "Don't make me go Jackie Chan on you!"

At this point Tsuzuki had a rare stroke of genius when he made no sudden movements as he backed away very slowly from Hisoka.

Watari choose wisely to stay quiet and very still where he was which was rather wise as Hisoka did have a rather heavy bag on filled with school books and who knows what else. The throwing possibilities were ENDLESS.

"As there are no further protests, my car is this way Mr. Kurosaki." Tatsumi said quietly and then looked over at Tsuzuki with an icy smile, "Oh and Mr. Tsuzuki? We shall be having a discussion on Monday morning about your teaching habits with individual students."

Tsuzuki shivered and smiled nervously backing away even more, "Sure thing…"

Tatsumi smiled. "Great."

When Tatsumi and Hisoka were at a far away distance, Watari turned to Tsuzuki.

"How come you're the one that gets a private discussion about teaching habits when I was the one who ended shoving him into a janitor's closet with me for more than 3 hours?" Watari whined.

Tsuzuki grinned, "Maybe he likes you enough! Oh! You're getting special treatment from the boss man!"

Watari sniffled, "I rather be punished..."

Tsuzuki made a grossed out face, "I rather not hear your fantasies."

Watari grinned at him, "Why? I'm sure you could use some to try out on Bon!"

"Watari!"

"I can see it now, Bon and you in a classroom and Bon's going "OH punish me teacher! I've been a BAD boy!"

WHACK!

Watari stopped and turned around.

"Tsuzuki? I know you like being hip and cool but following the student's fashion trends with this falling over stuff is stupid!"

Next Update:should be done in about a week. Sorry this is kind of short but it's meant to be used as a kick start for me. The next chapter will be longer! (hopefully) XD. Please review!