Title: Super Potion
Word Count: 261
Characters: Deidara, Tobi
Disclaimer: Naruto and the related belong to Kishimoto Masashi.
Once again, more cracked-up crack.
It was late into the night, Deidara sat on the floor of his room, legs folded under him. He was quite depressed. After drinking the potion a hours ago, a change had still to occur. He sighed as he took his hands and felt his chest, still flat. It looked like the old man was just a con artist after all. He would have to find him and kill him for causing him all this trouble.
Angry, he took the potion bottle and flung it against the wall. It shattered on impact sending shards of glass everywhere. He stood and took of his shirt before walking over to his bed. As he got in and pulled the covers over himself, he began thinking of the most artful way to go about the killing tomorrow. Eventually, he discarded this thought and fell asleep.
"Deidara-senpai? Are you awake yet?" Tobi asked as he opened the door to his elders room.
"What do you want, un?" Deidara asked climbing out of bed.
"S-senpai h-has…"
Deidara looked at him and frowned. Why was he stuck with such a person?
"S-senpai's c-chest… i-it's…"
Sighing, he looked down to his chest looking for what ever Tobi was seeing. A large smile spread across his face. He wasn't flat anymore! He had breasts! The potions weren't just some scam. He took his hand and felt between his legs feeling to see if he still had a penis. There was nothing there. He, now she, let out an elated squeal and rushed out to show everyone what had happened.