Title: Asuma's Diagnosis
Word Count: 226
Characters: Asuma, Tsunade
Disclaimer: Naruto and the related belong to Kishimoto Masashi.
More crack. After all, crack is the new well, crack.
Asuma looked up as the door opened and Tsunade entered. He was good pretty much expecting this after the cute nurse. The good, ole Hokage who encountered every one in the village, was next.
"You have ED," she stated plainly and she looked over his file, "It's probably that damn cigarette that's always in your-"
"It was embarrassing. I mean… it just didn't do anything. You know?" he said slightly depressed.
"Yeah," she replied only halfway listening.
"Really?" he asked looking up with a hint of a raise in spirits.
"No! Do I really look like a man to you?"
"No… no you don't. You won't tell anyone will you?"
"I don't think I'll need to. The person you tried to sleep with will most likely take care of that for me."
He didn't answer; he just stared at her blankly with a melancholy look. Tsunade sighed and handed him a prescription. Asuma took it; stared at it a while then looked back up to the person in front of him.
"Listen, go to the pharmacy, get the damn Viagra and cheer up. I have other patients to go see right now."
She turned and made her way to the doorway, stopping to take one more look at the depressed Asuma before shaking her head in pity and leaving. Ninja these days could not handle anything.