Title: Reluctant Matrimony
Word Count: 323
Characters: OroSasu, Kabuto
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto; Kishimoto-sensei does.
Umm... yeah. It's pretty cracky.
"Is it too tight, Sasuke-kun?" Kabuto scoffed as he tightened the boy's corset.
Sasuke glared at him only to receive a smirk in reply. He swallowed with anxiety as he watched Kabuto walk over to an old trunk. Breath halted at the click of the lock and the squeaking of the trunk's rusty hinges. A long, lacy, white dress was removed and brought over to him.
Kabuto chuckled softly at the reaction and motioned for Sasuke to slip into the flowing garment. He reluctantly did as he was told and Kabuto zipped up the back then tugged at the creases. Satisfied, he fished a small cosmetics case out of his pocket and clicked it open.
This action caused Sasuke to instinctively step back. Kabuto sighed reached out to grab his face as gently as he could to avoid bruising the pale skin. He retrieved a crimson lipstick from the case and, holding it with his teeth, twisted the container. He took it out of his mouth and began to apply the substance to Sasuke's lips. Finished, Kabuto grabbed Sasuke's hand, dragged him over to the double doors that lead out of the small room and roughly shoved him out.
Sasuke tried desperately to hold the door open but it was quickly slammed shut by a very irritable Kabuto. He turned around. Facing him were most of the inhabitants of the village. He stood on a long, red carpet. His eyes wandered up to rest on a smirking Orochimaru beckoning him to come.
He began slowly, struggling to walk in the heels he was wearing. A soft piano tune began to play and Sasuke forced himself to suppress the urge to attack all who were staring at him with disgusting, hungry looks. When he reach Orochimaru, he took his place next to him, avoiding any eye contact.
"Sasuke-kun," Orochimaru hissed, glancing at the boy next to him before facing forward.
"We are gathered here today..."