1My second chapter gonna make it longer and hopefully better thanks to

the people who reviewed. summary look at first chapter. K on with story.

Don't own naruto... ):

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"Narutos Pov"

Man what the hell are their problems... I think I'll go to bed...

"End pov"

Yes! Your number one ninja is the new hokage! hahahahaha...

Aarrghhh! Noooo! It was just a dream! Whatever I'll become hokage

Believe it! Now...time for instant ramen! burp that was some good ramen.

Now I wonder what the kunoichi were trying to do yesterday...

I know I'll spy...muahahahaha I'm so clever.

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(To kurenai)

blushnow time to think of a plan to seduce the loudmouth and score before

anyone else.

(To anko)

Naruto uzumaki your mine. I'd best seduce him before anyone else...

(To Shizune)

From everyone's dreamy looks yesterday their probably gonna go after my naruto... they shall not get him before I do!

(Ok those are examples all the girls gonna go after naruto)

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(To naruto)

hmm... nothing so suspicious about hinata... except the dreamy look she has in her eyes I wonder why... eeeekkk! Anko what you doing behind me!

Why are you spying? Hmm? Anko said. Uh... I'm not spying I'm looking for ninja terrorists you never know when one will pop up ehehehehe...

Naruto said.

Right... Anko said not believing a single word.

Hey it's the truth! W-w-what is wrong with your eyes... their

looking funny and hungry...

"Anko's pov" oohhh he looks sexy enough for me to take him here right now and make him beg for mercy "end pov" oh nothing just thinking

about uh... dango said Anko.

Ok said naruto suspiciously...ummm... I got to go nice talking with you...

And with that he was off leaving anko day dreaming of naruto.

"Narutos pov"

man that was a weird situation glad its over hehe "end pov"

after hours of spying on more people and trying not to get caught he was on his way home when his ramen sense came on ! RAMEN! naruto said.

And when he found the source a net caught him.

Ah let me out! Hi their naruto-kun glad you can make it.

"Narutos pov"

what the hell has she gone mad! Its up to god what happens to me

"End pov"

SOMEONE HELP MEEE! naruto-kun hush said kurenai.

How can I be quiet when I'm trapped in this net!

(luckily someone heard him, it so happened to be Anko)

what's going on here said anko. Uh... nothing said kurenai.

SHE CAPTURED ME! SAVE ME! Naruto said.

Aw kurenai why would you do that you should have told me so I can join.

WHAT! Noooo! Substution jutsu! Yes! It worked said naruto as he ran as

fast as he could.

Get back here! Kurenai and anko said at the same time.

I barely made it I should make a chick repellent but that's another time

not right now, I need to get home.

(To shizune)

yes my plan is complete hehe naruto-kun your mine.

(To naruto)

hey kit hahahahaha females are attacking you, and yet your clueless hahaha shut up kyuubie and leave me alone. Hahaha ok its fun watching you get into trouble. Damn kyuubie...yawn looks like its time to sleep...

Ahh! That was one hell of a nightmare...! what's this! Somethings different here...! someone's in the house...

Hehehehe done my second chapter of my first story I think its ok a little longer don't know how long and I left a cliff hanger hehe if I get at least 3 more reviews I'll put the third chapter up and I'll give you a little preview but not of who's in the house (: hope you liked this chapter..

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Uh oh... someones in the house but who? Probably a damn villager! I know

I'll beat the shit out of the villager. Their he is! Take this you shity villager!

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ok a cheap little preview hehe oh ya forgot naruto is 15 in this story

plz review I had fun making this chapter (: and I tryed to make it funny.